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  Bethelite"s wife storms out of headquarters and leaves him...she was forced into Bethel. My story begins....

  by Witness 007 in

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  we were all in our 20's the 1990's pioneers who still hoped the 1914 generation was for real.

  jenny {names changed} loved peter who was younger then me and very handsome.

  he wanted to go to bethel since he was a kid.

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  For the record, we didnt wash tomo's undies in the mid 90's. We were to busy ironing sister henschels bed sheets.... True story.
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  Bethelite"s wife storms out of headquarters and leaves him...she was forced into Bethel. My story begins....

  by Witness 007 in

  1. jw
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  we were all in our 20's the 1990's pioneers who still hoped the 1914 generation was for real.

  jenny {names changed} loved peter who was younger then me and very handsome.

  he wanted to go to bethel since he was a kid.

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  Oh now i need to know who jenny is!!!! I was at bethel, in the laundry, exactly at the time you describe.....
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  Huge story unfolding at Warwick

  by Crazyguy in

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  its been mentioned before that warwick is a toxic dump and now the jw's are suing a former owner for compensation.

  well this is huge on so many levels.

  one they new it was contaminated back a few years ago so why move your headquarters there?

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  Unfortunately askimg why the desert god didnt warn them wont make a dubbie think one bit. They will see a happy outcome after the clean up and assume that was gods plan all along.
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  YHWH Demoted from Desert God, to be Known as the Tennis God Now!

  by freemindfade in

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  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/serena-williams-secret-weapon-jehovah-god_55a06ed9e4b0ecec71bc445b.

  serena williams' secret weapon: 'jehovah god'.

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  Someone once refered him to him as the good of parkinglots as well... Everytime something good happens to a witness in "field service" its his credit and its of course in a parking lot. In the end being the desert goat herder god and the god of tennis are pretty much on par. Hes not much help in real world situations anyway vlook at it
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  Are the Governing Body Members Mentally Ill?

  by Oubliette in

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  data-dog: i believe that many of them would actually be considered mentally ill, if they were ever tested.. .

  great question and intriguing hypothesis.

  lets take an armchair psychologists view and see what we shall see.

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  Hmmm ... On the surface its a silly question, designed to get impassioned responses and fan flames but you lay out some well reasoned thoughts. Lets frame it this way:

  someone comes to you and claims to be gods sole representative. They claim that if you dont accept what they say as comming from god himself then god himself will kill you, and soon, when he kills the resf of the world.

  Yes. They are certifiably bat poop crazy. They are functioning, they can pass as mentally stable, but their delusion is deep.
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  Creationist Museum Acquires 5,000-Year-Old T. Rex Skeleton

  by freemindfade in

  1. social
  2. humour

  creationist museum acquires 5,000-year-old t. rex skeleton.

  news january 15, 2003. vol 39 issue 01 science & technology science religion.

  tulsa, okin a major coup for the growing field of creation science, the perfectly preserved remains of a 5,000-year-old tyrannosaurus rex were delivered monday to tulsa's creationist museum of natural history.. .

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  Lol this HAS to be from the onion or some other similar satirical web site :P
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  If you were told today you would die next week, would you be happy and fine with that?

  by EndofMysteries in

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  i don't know how so many who seem to be certain this life is it after being jw's seem to happily accept it and be fine with it.

  i am living and trying to live as if this is it.

  i want there to be a future life/afterlife, something, but i see how fast life comes and goes and even if i'm living it to the fullest, there is no peace for me with the thought this may be it.

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  Hell no! When death shows up at my door i intend to punch him in the face and kick and scream. Im going to load up my guns and give him both barrels.

  Id be pissed the supprise was ruined. So much of life is not knowing and making things happen and taking chances. I will never want die but when it comes i want to face it with both eyes open, strong and determined, proud of who i am and where i went. I want to be regreted by my friends and enemies alike.
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  Did Jehovah really order the excution of men, women, and children in the land of Canaan?

  by John Aquila in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i been researching information on why the the conquest of canaan could not be a real historical account.

  i found this on barts blog:.

  when considering the historicity of the narratives of joshua, the first thing to re-emphasize is that these are not accounts written by eyewitnesses or by anyone who knew an eyewitness.

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  Of course he didnt. The bronze age desert god isnt real and therefore has never ordered a pizza let alone genocide.... However the bible says he did.

  More likely is that as a group of Semitic peoples formed a national idenity and created their lore it was included as a type of 'manifest destiny ' for themselves.
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  New convention release?

  by Watchtower-Free in

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  Lol that one i can laugh at
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  New convention release?

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  Dude thats in poor taste