I dont know why this makes me so happy but i swear im giggling like a school girl :) praise Thor!!!! The god of parking lots is openly mocking his people by taking the gold and silver and giving them..... Nothing.
_Morpheus
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New letter, re: Fully Utilizing Kingdom Hall Auditoriums
by suavojr inlet the merging begin!!!.
to all bodies of elders in the united states branch territory.
re: fully utilizing kingdom hall auditoriums.
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New letter, re: Fully Utilizing Kingdom Hall Auditoriums
by suavojr inlet the merging begin!!!.
to all bodies of elders in the united states branch territory.
re: fully utilizing kingdom hall auditoriums.
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_Morpheus
Please please please dear desert god, implement this in my area!!!!! Pleeeeeaaaaasssssseeeeeeeee -
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New letter, re: Fully Utilizing Kingdom Hall Auditoriums
by suavojr inlet the merging begin!!!.
to all bodies of elders in the united states branch territory.
re: fully utilizing kingdom hall auditoriums.
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_Morpheus
Oh and notice the emphasis place on "auditoriums" and NOT congregations! Several times the word auditorium is used in place of congregation! The focus is on seats and parking NOT the people and shepherding. Congregations are going to get bigger it seems. I love this. Love it love it love it love it. It also lessens the need for qualified men. Fewer congregations, less elders needed. -
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New letter, re: Fully Utilizing Kingdom Hall Auditoriums
by suavojr inlet the merging begin!!!.
to all bodies of elders in the united states branch territory.
re: fully utilizing kingdom hall auditoriums.
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_Morpheus
Holy shit! Good share my friend. I love the open ended interpretation of fully utilizing an auditorium. Wth does that mean...? How many meetings should an auditorium hold during a week? 3? 4? 5? Its all subjective. Nobodys getting a new building. Your money is gone and your left high and dry -
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exJW Billboard is up.
by cappytan inwaiting on higher resolution photos from wifibandit.. but here is the (redacted) notification from the company.
apparently they take photos with a potato.. (the billboard directs folks to http://jwawake.com ).
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_Morpheus
You know what.... I like it. I dont see the persecution angle on this.... Its phrased in such a way as to be a thought provoking question, not an out right offensive accusation. Only time will tell the impact but i say good job
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Disfellowshipping Votes
by sloppyjoe2 infor current and former elders.. when sitting on a judicial committee, was a unanimous vote required in order to df?
if the answer to above is "no", what happened when 2 were for df and one wasn't?
what happened when 1 was for df and 2 werent?.
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Majority rules.
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What kind of errors in the Bible?
by TheWonderofYou inthe new testament specialist daniel wallace notes that although there are about 300,000 individual variations of the text of the new testament, this number is very misleading.
most of the differences are completely inconsequential--spelling errors, inverted phrases and the like.
a side by side comparison between the two main text families (the majority text and the modern critical text) shows agreement a full 98% of the time.[18].
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_Morpheus
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My introduction and confession
by elderINewton inwell another big bad elder here just wanting to say sorry.. i'm sorry that so many were treated like crap, and shown that god's love is not to be found around jehovah's witnesses.
i'm sorry that inadvertently i've likely taught many to judge and as such see that racism permeates every corner of the jw world, else why else would someone be of the world, or even inactive.
i'm sorry i sat in on a jc, and voted to df.
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_Morpheus
Dude so many of us have been there done that.... This forum is filled with people, including me, who lived the same life. Im still faking meetings (im at one now) but the relief i got when i got when i stepped down as an elder was unimaginable. The world dont end when you step down. Do it for yourself and your family. -
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Best. Post. Ever! -
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What kind of errors in the Bible?
by TheWonderofYou inthe new testament specialist daniel wallace notes that although there are about 300,000 individual variations of the text of the new testament, this number is very misleading.
most of the differences are completely inconsequential--spelling errors, inverted phrases and the like.
a side by side comparison between the two main text families (the majority text and the modern critical text) shows agreement a full 98% of the time.[18].
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_Morpheus
"if Jehovah can't even keep his own name in the bible how can I trust anything else in there to be correct?"
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i dont know about spiderman but i believe everything written in "journey into mystery #83" and base my life on that ;)
