I didn't update my "new lights" since 2001.
I'm curious about what another scam I will discover! :)
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i can't believe they had the cheek to come out with that explanation.. it's no more "new light" it's "new scam"!!
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I didn't update my "new lights" since 2001.
I'm curious about what another scam I will discover! :)
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i can't believe they had the cheek to come out with that explanation.. it's no more "new light" it's "new scam"!!
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From the book "God's Kingdom Rules"
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i can't believe they had the cheek to come out with that explanation.. it's no more "new light" it's "new scam"!!
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i can't believe they had the cheek to come out with that explanation.. it's no more "new light" it's "new scam"!!
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I can't believe they had the cheek to come out with that explanation.
It's no more "New light" it's "New scam"!!!
just because i'm an hopeless curious, and it's a bunch of year i didn't open a wtbts book, i downloaded right now the new booklet "return to jehovah" in french (my language).. i read the 3 first lines, and i was already bored.
what is this childish way of speaking ?
it's me, it's just the french translation or it's the case in another language too?.
so up their own derrières
another load of merde
just because i'm an hopeless curious, and it's a bunch of year i didn't open a wtbts book, i downloaded right now the new booklet "return to jehovah" in french (my language).. i read the 3 first lines, and i was already bored.
what is this childish way of speaking ?
it's me, it's just the french translation or it's the case in another language too?.
Just because i'm an hopeless curious, and it's a bunch of year I didn't open a WTBTS Book, I downloaded right now the new booklet "Return to Jehovah" in french (my language).
I read the 3 first lines, and I was already bored. What is this childish way of speaking ? It's me, it's just the french translation or it's the case in another language too?
"Look at the cute sheep on the picture above, isn't it lovely?"
They really think that someone will read this child book and say : "What a smart piece of work! Yes I'm convinced now! Let's go back at the WTBTS org" ?
And they are not aware that they can "justify" the text?
so, the holy, holy, holy governing body(tm) are on tv and very much to be worshipped (like rock stars).. do you think there will come a time when the jws won't have public talks (as an example), and rely totally on the tele evengelism from the gb?
i say this because a public speaker used to be offered travelling expenses when visiting a different kingdom hell.
either the popes will stop this, it already has been stopped.
on one hand, wtbts blame you if you choose to work instead of pioneering, and on the another hand, they ask crazily amount of money!.
isn't it paradoxal ?.
if every jw leave his job and pioneer, no more money!.
This has been discussed on another thread. It's a scam
Yes! And it make me think, that implies taht all the elders who take part at this scam are accomplices... And knowing perfectly all that is a scam!
1. a shitty start we don't have to wait more than 4 verses of genesis 6 to put our feet in a big stinky bullshit :.
consequently, jehovah saw that mans wickedness was great on the earth and that every inclination of the thoughts of his heart was only bad all the time.
jehovah regretted that he had made men on the earth, and his heart was saddened.
4. Boarding of the magical zoo
Even before to fill the zoo barge, you have to start by gather all the animals arbitrarily-selected by God, Arbitrarily? Noooooo! Let's remember that all the beasts have to survive a cataclysmic downpour, stacked like sardines with the poo of their upstairs fellow creatures running all down their back. (given that there is no space for toilets in the more optimistic calculation). God had to choose the bests of bests, the supermen of the animal reign, with perfect genom and health.
And right now, a new incosistency rears its ugly head : Even if the creationnists like to imagine the Noah's ark full of silly koalas, tearful pandas and damp nose puppies, in short cute animals, God had to accommodate the parasites and other bacteria.
How can we have in the same time the best healthy animals AND animals carrying disease?
And it's not the end! The parasite behind the malaria, even if they are born by squatting mosquito's tummy, have absolutely to grow in an human host! So that means, that Noah has to cath this sympathic disease during the travel, to survive and to wait that his nippers have enough childs to transmit the disease without to eradicate all the human race! And I don't speak about the taenia or another venereal disease!
Now that all the animals and all the disease are chosen, how to gather all this animals at the foot of the ark? Despite all their good will, the creationnists never succeeded to find plausible "scientifical" hypothesis to explain this part of the story. Then what to do? Yes, you're right : Abracadabra! A divine miracle in your ass! (How many since the start ? I lost the count)
"It's written in the Bible! Noah didn't had to gather the animals, it's God who miraculously called all this little folks to come to pack together around the ark,( just to complicate a little more the life of Noah, who wasn't struggling enough with the building of the ark! Shitty termites! How many time I have to say you to stop noshing the raw material of the ark?). It's possible! Look at the migratory birds who travel thousands of kilometers without to screw up like if they had a GPS!"
Ok for the bird. But a panguin will be well advised to embark a lot of ice cubes to hope to cross the desert between him and the ark! And the sloths, tortoises, slugs and another snails? God gave them a special ephemeral speed skill? And the kangaroos? They cross the ocean from australia in breaststroke?
"LOL! Very funny! Heretic! It's simple! The world we know was created by the flood. Before the world was a single block and it was more easy for the animals to join Noah!"
OK! Then the world was a block on which every animal of the creation was living within range of the ark? It's bullshit, it explains nothing and in fact, like I will show later, it's only postponing the problem!
But let's make like if all the animals have reached the ark by magic and the penguins found a big reserve of sunscreen. How to explain that the lions didn't try to take advantage of the situation to nosh the pair of chosen gnu? And the insect? How they made to not dying crushed like stupid by an elephant? And the not chosen animals around this meeting? Why they didn't take advantage of this bargain?
All this story looks like a gigantic bowl of cocain put under the nose of Pete doherty, praying for him to not touch it!
"But you're so stupid! God in his almighty power could easily soothe all the animals during the travel"
Ah yes of course, I'm stupid! 3000th divine miracle!
And the plants? Yes, the Flood is so violent that he will shape the world we know and move continents! Then let me say you the vegetation will suffer like crazy! Noah have to save it and gather several millions of plants, and this time God can send the GPS coordinates to all the tree of the planet, they won't come!
And I don't speak about the fact that the Bible say that the boarding lasted only 7 days (according to Genesis 7:1-3) or 1 day (according to Genesis 7:12), and to make enter 4 million of animals in 7 days in the ark, you must to make enter 7 animals every second 24 - 7....
(to be continued...)
on one hand, wtbts blame you if you choose to work instead of pioneering, and on the another hand, they ask crazily amount of money!.
isn't it paradoxal ?.
if every jw leave his job and pioneer, no more money!.
Conventions were their sales seminars and donations were huge at these affairs
It makes me remember of one thing : All the time, the sunday morning at convention, when they was telling the money received, it was negative. I don't remember a single time, when the account was positive!