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  Perfect man and woman...

  by drwtsn32 in

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  once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.

  after a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.

  their life together was, of course, perfect.

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  smurfy

  Awww, watch out for that lump of coal that santa will drop off for you!!!
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  Anybody Notice Simon's New........

  by Frannie Banannie in

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  2. friends

  sneaky santa claus in the top left corner of the site on the jwd logo?

  heheheheh i love it!.

  frannie b

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  smurfy

  It's sooo cute!!! Merry Christmas all!!
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  The Prescription

  by Heatmiser in

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  this gal walks into the drugstore and tells the pharmacist she wants to buy some arsenic.

  he says, "what do you want with arsenic?

  she said "i want to kill my husband because he cheats on me by having sex with another woman.

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  LOL, that's hilarious!!

  
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  JWS COACH CRASH HORROR

  by Blackcat in

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  http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1116837,00.html

  one person has been killed and 51 injured - two seriously - after a coach and land rover collided.. the land rover driver was declared dead at the scene and the coach driver was seriously injured in the accident on the a286 near brook, surrey.

  a further 49 people on the coach were taken to either frimley park hospital or the royal surrey county hospital at guildford with a range of minor injuries and shock.a passenger in the land rover was also seriously injured in tuesday evening's accident.. the coach was returning to chichester from london and was carrying people aged from eight to their mid-70s.. a "handful" of children were believed to have suffered superficial injuries.

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  That would be awful! Especially the poor children who don't have the right to choose.
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  hey it close to smurfy's b-day

  by freelife in

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  2. friends

  smurfy's birthday is on christmas day.

  everyone please wish her a happy b-day.. .

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  Thanks sweetheart!! LOL, i don't know why it says its my b-day today but its not till thursday! LOL
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  Beards, can someone explain?

  by Satans little helper in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  can someone give me a sensible explaination as to why the jw's have banned beards?

  i was df'd in '90 just as this was becoming a big deal and at the time i thought it was completely rediculous what with jesus probably having a beard.

  it was one of the many things that led me to seeing that the gb make arbitrary rules and that the organisation has more to do with control than religion.

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  smurfy

  Papa Smurf has a beard
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  Merry X-Mas to all!!!!

  by kelsey007 in

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  2. friends

  do you believe in santa claus?

  for many years millions of people have believed in santa claus.

  today millions more believe in him.

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  smurfy

  Awww!

  Merry Christmas!!

  
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  They came while I was gone

  by freedom96 in

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  from time to time i see witnesses doing street work outside my place of business.

  but they never come in here, which i always found odd.. well, while i was out, of course a woman came by and talked to one of my salesman and gave him a "what happens to us when we die" magazine, which ended up in the trash.. wish they came while i was here, i could have had some fun.

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  I think they have global positioning on anyone who is out!! LOL, they were at my door they day after I moved in my new house. Now that my boyfriend who is df'd lives here I don't think they've come back since. I have seen them in my neighborhood, but never at my door! LOL\

  Too bad, like you said, I could have some fun with that!!
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  My Job

  by Nosferatu in

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  i wanted to get your opinions on this since it's been bothering me for quite a while.. when i was hired at my job more than 5 years ago, the place was busy as hell.

  i was originally hired to help in the circuit board manufacturing.

  the guy who was doing it was flooded with work and couldn't keep up.

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  I feel your pain. I work in mortgage processing which has been the main source of income for the bank this year. Actually just about the only source. I got a third of the raise I got last year and half the amount for a year end bonus. It does sound like your company may possibly be winding down but the economy hasn't done real wonders for anyones career lately. I know how hard it is to think of changing jobs at this time in your life. I have been considering the same and freelife and I are getting married May 1, 2004. It's always a good idea to keep your eye open though. Congratulations on the wedding and good luck!!
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  Keyboarding 101

  by little witch in

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  duz this thang piz u off it iz hard 4 me to read 2 i hope you get my drift cuz i am 2 lazy to type it out correctly who needs those lousy punctuation marks anyway they are dumb i also dont use capital letters to say i and also u is just as easy wazup wit dis disturbing cyber ebonix mix of communication anyhow i dont get it if u decypher this message u cn feel free to comment i dont mean to dis anyone btw

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  lol, my mom is an english teacher. i should print this cuz i know she'd get a kick out of it!!