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  Watchtower Captions

  by Stephanus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  a typical 'tower cover depicting a before and after shot of "da good life", watchtower style:.

  with the text (rather sloppily, i'm afraid) editted out:.

  and some contributions by me (towards the worldwide work, natch!):.

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  Wallflower

  Hunyadi or anybody, any comments on the attached??? :-)

  It ain't come out very well, I don't know how to make it bigger. :-0
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  Watchtower Captions

  by Stephanus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  a typical 'tower cover depicting a before and after shot of "da good life", watchtower style:.

  with the text (rather sloppily, i'm afraid) editted out:.

  and some contributions by me (towards the worldwide work, natch!):.

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  Wallflower
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  Awake!: Caption Time!

  by Stephanus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  here's a typical awake!

  cover showing the sorts of problems we have that won't be solved until 99.999% of the population die at armageddon:.

  here's the cover with the text editted out to help you in your captioning quest:.

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  Wallflower

  Cheers jgnat -
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  Awake!: Caption Time!

  by Stephanus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  here's a typical awake!

  cover showing the sorts of problems we have that won't be solved until 99.999% of the population die at armageddon:.

  here's the cover with the text editted out to help you in your captioning quest:.

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  Wallflower
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  Awake!: Caption Time!

  by Stephanus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  here's a typical awake!

  cover showing the sorts of problems we have that won't be solved until 99.999% of the population die at armageddon:.

  here's the cover with the text editted out to help you in your captioning quest:.

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  Wallflower
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  Awake!: Caption Time!

  by Stephanus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  here's a typical awake!

  cover showing the sorts of problems we have that won't be solved until 99.999% of the population die at armageddon:.

  here's the cover with the text editted out to help you in your captioning quest:.

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  Wallflower
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  the evil empire strikes again

  by Azalo in

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  Wallflower

  I was going to register a web address for my pet, Yamyam. He is a very stupid jackdaw, but I don't think I will now. It was going to be called www.mycrowssaft.com. Never mind.
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  THE WORLD HAS ENDED % Watch Tower 1930

  by garybuss in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  here's a blast from the past.. *******************************.

  the watch tower herald of christ's presence.

  sept 1 1930 p. 2. .

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  Wallflower

  "Well sportsfans, we are deep into extra time, full time having been and gone in 1930, in this classic fixture between Jehovahs Witnesses FC and Satan & his Minions Utd. The referee, Mr G Body, has raised the whistle to his lips on a number of occasions, most recently in 1975 and all the JW team players moved towards the dressing room, but the whistle was never blown and some of the players actually switched sides. Amazing. Play still goes on.

  "The latest news we have is that this may indeed not be extra time, but half way through the second half, well one of the two halves anyway. If this was to end now the score would be 6,393,593,837 Satans team and to Jehovah, a little over 6,000,000. A complete whitewashing of the JW team.

  "We, here in the commentary box feel this will go on and on but could end in any number of ways a) all the JW team switch to Satans team b) they all die (resurrections don't count in this game), or c) the funding for JWFC dries up.

  Wallflower & his microphone

  classic thread Gary
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  322 million cells in a quart

  by Satanus in

  1. watchtower
  2. medical

  322 million dead white blood cells in a quart of cow's milk.

  what is a poor loaded down apostolic governing body law abiding jw to do?

  drink beer?

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  Wallflower

  What about breast feeding? I presume that white blood cells are in human breast milk, just the same, to help give the new born some defence against infection. Could be cause for concern. Parents, you'd better pop off down to the local store and get some that powered stuff to be on the safe side.
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  The dubs at "Witness World" are discussing UN involvement!!!!!

  by somebodylovesme in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i am a lurker on the "witness world" witnesses-only website.

  they are having a discussion because someone during door-to-door service confronted them with the un letter.

  they are all saying that it is "obviously made up"... but the person is planning on writing to the society to ask.

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  Wallflower

  They made a mistake and fixed it once it was discovered. Bad judgement call on the part of someone at the Society... hey, it happens.

  Hold on, is this the mouthpiece of Jehovah who made the mistake and used bad judgement? They went to the "scarlet coloured wild beast" and wanted to join the club for a library ticket? It's laughable.