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  Very strange image on official watchtower site!.....................

  by nicolaou in

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  2. beliefs

  what's that poking out from the side of his laptop?

  is this guy enjoying his cybersex or what?!

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  Wallflower

  Repitition for emphasis, maybe. :))
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  Bumper Stickers! A new advertizing campaign

  by JustTickledPink in

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  2. friends

  i saw another bush '04 bumper sticker today and it got me thinking about bumper stickers!!!.

  you know that jws go door-to-door but how many people do they really reach?

  we drive tons of cars and could reach people every day with a simple message and a link to a website like this.

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  Back off, I'm an apostate!
  
  Shun a Jehovahs Witness today.
  
  The Bible study might be free, but it will cost you your family in the long run.
  
  So many of the Anointed, so few recipes.
  
  I want Ray Franz at my Judicial Commitee meeting.
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  Idea for a practical Knock Knock joke - feedback please

  by SixofNine in

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  2. friends

  i ran across the following and it spawned the previous.

  i'm sure houston isn't the only town with this service?.

  http://www.houstonbusiness.com/advertising/outdoors.htm.... .

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  Wallflower

  Knock, Knock
  
  Who's there?
  
  Police
  
  Police who?
  
  Police be a not at home.
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  Open Discussion - The End Times according to bible prophecy

  by Brownboy in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  bible truths revealed:.

  the end times.

  those that seek an understanding of the scripture will be assisted according to that which is written in the bible.

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  Wallflower

  - "How else would you explain the fact that the world has not ended? The year 1975 has already passed."
  
  
  
  
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  THE AWESOME POWER OF GOD

  by Brownboy in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the awesome power of god

  if you are willing to put faith in jah, the only true god, then i am willing to share my experiences with you.

  jehovah is able to humble any man, no matter how strong or powerful he thinks he is..........in a microsecond.

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  Wallflower

  Brown "Nose" Boy, your posts fill me with such joy that I eagerly await every offering you deign to give us. The JWD site should be so grateful that a poster has such an understanding of the inner workings of Jehovahs mind and his masterplan for the human race. You crease me.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
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  Awake Caption time!!!

  by doodle-v in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  add your own caption or title to this awake cover.

  here is the original one:.

  here is a blank one for you to use:.

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  Wallflower

  Any one notice, the old dear (er, on the left) has no bust at all - unless it's in that little fold by her handbag.
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  A "Nun" Joke

  by Sunnygal41 in

  1. social
  2. humour

  a cabbie picks up a nun.

  she gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't.

  > ok" the nun says.

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  Wallflower

  A nun is in the bath, when there is a knock on the door.
  "Who is it?" she asks sheepishly.
  "Blindman," came the response, "Can I come in?"
  The nun thinks about this, well he is blind and he won't see anything will he. "Yes, OK" she replies.
  The door opens and in walks the man.
  "Nice boobs," he says, "Which window do you want the blinds put up at?"
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  Wallflowers Comments You Will Not Hear At The 11-28-04 WT Study

  by Wallflower in

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  2. bible

  apologies to blondie who does a superb job and long may she do so.. .

  apologies to jgnat who also does a stunning job.. .

  my comments in black.

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  Wallflower

  Thank you for all the kind comments.
  
  JGnat did all the work, I just edited it down to it's bare bones.
  I will be glad to hand the responsibilty back to Blonde after her brief break, as I'm sure there is only a finite number of ways of saying "absolute bollocks" and what feels like an infinite number of WT studies.
  
  :)
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  "Hello Carlo"

  by czarofmischief in

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  2. entertainment

  remember that moment in the godfather when carlo gets into the car and the guy behind him says, "hello carlo" and you know what's going to happen next?.

  anyother choice moments in cinema we'd care to share tonight?.

  czar

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  "Do you have a lassanse for de minkey?" Peter Sellers in Return of Pink Panther (1975)
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  If you could meet (and talk to) any Bible scholar, who would it be?

  by euripides in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i'd like to get a sense of the scholars any of you out there appreciate most and who's hot right now (in the academic fields!)...

  i always liked burton mack myself.

  well, who would you love to meet?

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  Wallflower

  >"I want to meet the linguists on this board."
  
  They have to be cunning though.