A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't
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> She asks him why he is staring.
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> He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend
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> She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as
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> I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see
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> and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you
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> could say or ask that I would find offensive."
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> Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
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> She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
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> #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
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> The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
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> OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
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> The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
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> But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
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> "My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
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> "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married
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> The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a
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> Halloween party."
A "Nun" Joke
by Sunnygal41 11 Replies latest social humour
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Sunnygal41
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Maverick
You're a naughty girl Terri, you need a spanking!Mav
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morty
OMG.....that is sooooooo funny...I almost spit my coffee all over my puter...
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Narkissos
ROFL!
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TresHappy
A group of nuns are gathered in their convent when Mother Superior says: Sisters, we have a problem...we have a case of gonorrhea! To which a nun quicky replied, good because I am so tired of that Chardonay we've been drinking!
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bull01lay
Heard this one before in it's many different guises, but it still brings a big grin to my face!
Thanks for that!
Bull!
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Wallflower
A nun is in the bath, when there is a knock on the door.
"Who is it?" she asks sheepishly.
"Blindman," came the response, "Can I come in?"
The nun thinks about this, well he is blind and he won't see anything will he. "Yes, OK" she replies.
The door opens and in walks the man.
"Nice boobs," he says, "Which window do you want the blinds put up at?" -
redhotchilipepper
Ha Ha
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confusedjw
LOL
Good ones!
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xenawarrior
LOL- those are funny. I'm thinking there is only one that I can pass on to my aunt (who is a nun)- the bathtub one. She'll get a kick out of that one.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin Catholic