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  Awake Caption time!!!

  by doodle-v in

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  2. friends

  add your own caption or title to this awake cover.

  here is the original one:.

  here is a blank one for you to use:.

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  Wallflower

  Any one notice, the old dear (er, on the left) has no bust at all - unless it's in that little fold by her handbag.
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  A "Nun" Joke

  by Sunnygal41 in

  1. social
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  a cabbie picks up a nun.

  she gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't.

  > ok" the nun says.

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  Wallflower

  A nun is in the bath, when there is a knock on the door.
  "Who is it?" she asks sheepishly.
  "Blindman," came the response, "Can I come in?"
  The nun thinks about this, well he is blind and he won't see anything will he. "Yes, OK" she replies.
  The door opens and in walks the man.
  "Nice boobs," he says, "Which window do you want the blinds put up at?"
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  Wallflowers Comments You Will Not Hear At The 11-28-04 WT Study

  by Wallflower in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  apologies to blondie who does a superb job and long may she do so.. .

  apologies to jgnat who also does a stunning job.. .

  my comments in black.

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  Wallflower

  Thank you for all the kind comments.
  
  JGnat did all the work, I just edited it down to it's bare bones.
  I will be glad to hand the responsibilty back to Blonde after her brief break, as I'm sure there is only a finite number of ways of saying "absolute bollocks" and what feels like an infinite number of WT studies.
  
  :)
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  "Hello Carlo"

  by czarofmischief in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  remember that moment in the godfather when carlo gets into the car and the guy behind him says, "hello carlo" and you know what's going to happen next?.

  anyother choice moments in cinema we'd care to share tonight?.

  czar

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  Wallflower

  "Do you have a lassanse for de minkey?" Peter Sellers in Return of Pink Panther (1975)
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  If you could meet (and talk to) any Bible scholar, who would it be?

  by euripides in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i'd like to get a sense of the scholars any of you out there appreciate most and who's hot right now (in the academic fields!)...

  i always liked burton mack myself.

  well, who would you love to meet?

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  Wallflower

  >"I want to meet the linguists on this board."
  
  They have to be cunning though.
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  The Bible VS the Koran

  by JH in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  here is an interesting link that compares the bible's teachings versus the koran's teachings.

  http://members.ozemail.com.au/~dbates/koran0.htm.

  is there a way to know for sure which out of the two books is more credible?

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  Wallflower

  "To me, it's like comparing cat shit and dog shit. Hmmm, which is better??"
  
  At least shit is useful - it's fertilizer.
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  Wallflowers Comments You Will Not Hear At The 11-28-04 WT Study

  by Wallflower in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  apologies to blondie who does a superb job and long may she do so.. .

  apologies to jgnat who also does a stunning job.. .

  my comments in black.

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  Wallflower

  Apologies to Blondie who does a superb job and long may she do so.
  
  Apologies to JGnat who also does a stunning job.
  
  
  
  
  
  Other sources in Blue
  
  Article in Red
  
  
  Wallflowers Comments You Will Not Hear At The 11-28-04 WT Study:
  
  
  "It's all a load of absolute bollocks"
  
  
  Thank you for listening.
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  THE WATCHTOWER HOW LONG DO YOU GIVE IT ????????????

  by vitty in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  now wishful thinking is different from the facts, but in our age of technology, which is pretty new!.

  how long do you think the wts got before the "truth" is out ?

  ( i hope its soon).

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  Wallflower

  For all you WT doom and gloom merchants, please think on this. The WBTS is a corporate entity with it's own goals and aspirations. It will do all it can to survive in whatever circumstances it finds itself. It is a flexible and manipulative creature who uses the promise of eternal life on a paradise Earth to lure unsuspecting, weak and selfish advocates into it's snare. It will adapt and use it's enviroment to fund future fears and issues to ensure it's own survival. It is utterly ruthless, the salvation of the organization comes before religious truth, spiritual morality and individual rights. The WT will cover it's tail by lying about it's past, twisting the present and polluting the future. We have seen all this. Being able to adapt to changes in current thinking and trends it will continue to be a minor cult with little influence, except over it's members, which is what it wants, so I see no end to it's machinations.

  BTW I found a 15 March 2122 copy of the Watchtower in an inventors waiting room the other day :

  Russel is spinning in his pyramidical grave with what this rag is printing today.
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  BEWARE! This is an Apostate site!!

  by laraby in

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  2. friends

  i'm sure 99% of you know this already, but i'm warning whoever visits here and doesn't know.. .

  if any of you still read god's word, i ask you to read eze.

  33:11 & prov.

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  Wallflower

  Shouts : "Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!"
  *opens eyes*
  "Aaarghh.....all you evil apostates are still here!!"
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  Who Is The Greatest Sports Hero of All Time???

  by minimus in

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  my answer: muhammed ali.

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  Wallflower

  Valentino Rossi. To leave Honda after winning the world motogp title to go to Yamaha, and then win the world championship with them the following year. The man is a complete genius.