Wallflower

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  Try Apostate proverbs

  by frenchbabyface in

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  sorry i didn't find any by now .

  but i though that with the bunch of jokers you are it might be fun to try !!!

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  Wallflower

  A Watchtower in the bin is worth two in the hand.
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  It's only funny because of Google's suggestion...

  by Xander in

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  2. humour

  take a look at the query run.

  then take a look at google's "did you mean..." suggestion.

  you'll need to copy and paste this, linking doesn't work for some reason.

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  Wallflower

  Is that suck or blow? :))
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  Jehovah Hates Foreskins!!!!!!!!!

  by gumby in

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  moses is preparing his "make my brother do it " speech to jehovah cuz he's ascard to have to talk to pharoah about lettin his people go from eygpt.

  the lord butts in and goes bi-polor on moses ass and tells him he's gonna kill his sorry arse cuz moses kids dinger still looks like an anteater and the lord wants then damn thing snipped off pronto or he's gonna kill em!

  4:24 and it came to pass by the way in the inn, that the lord met him, [ moses ]and sought to kill him.

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  Wallflower

  This reminds me of a mate of mine. He got a job at Dudley zoo as an elephant circumciser. He said the pay was crap, but the tips were huge.
  
  :))
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  Try Apostate proverbs

  by frenchbabyface in

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  sorry i didn't find any by now .

  but i though that with the bunch of jokers you are it might be fun to try !!!

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  Wallflower

  The WT is definitely : "Much ado about nothing"
  
  When it comes to meetings, Absence doesn't make the heart grow fonder.
  
  The the WT is proof that : You cannot serve God & Mammon
  
  And finally, as proved by millions of JWs worldwide :
  "He that lives by hope will die of hunger"
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  Try Apostate proverbs

  by frenchbabyface in

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  sorry i didn't find any by now .

  but i though that with the bunch of jokers you are it might be fun to try !!!

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  Wallflower

  Look before you.................bible study
  
  
  A snitch in time save a Judicial committee.
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  Very strange image on official watchtower site!.....................

  by nicolaou in

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  2. beliefs

  what's that poking out from the side of his laptop?

  is this guy enjoying his cybersex or what?!

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  Wallflower

  Repitition for emphasis, maybe. :))
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  Bumper Stickers! A new advertizing campaign

  by JustTickledPink in

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  i saw another bush '04 bumper sticker today and it got me thinking about bumper stickers!!!.

  you know that jws go door-to-door but how many people do they really reach?

  we drive tons of cars and could reach people every day with a simple message and a link to a website like this.

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  Wallflower

  Back off, I'm an apostate!
  
  Shun a Jehovahs Witness today.
  
  The Bible study might be free, but it will cost you your family in the long run.
  
  So many of the Anointed, so few recipes.
  
  I want Ray Franz at my Judicial Commitee meeting.
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  Idea for a practical Knock Knock joke - feedback please

  by SixofNine in

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  i ran across the following and it spawned the previous.

  i'm sure houston isn't the only town with this service?.

  http://www.houstonbusiness.com/advertising/outdoors.htm.... .

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  Wallflower

  Knock, Knock
  
  Who's there?
  
  Police
  
  Police who?
  
  Police be a not at home.
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  Open Discussion - The End Times according to bible prophecy

  by Brownboy in

  1. watchtower
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  bible truths revealed:.

  the end times.

  those that seek an understanding of the scripture will be assisted according to that which is written in the bible.

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  Wallflower

  - "How else would you explain the fact that the world has not ended? The year 1975 has already passed."
  
  
  
  
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  THE AWESOME POWER OF GOD

  by Brownboy in

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  the awesome power of god

  if you are willing to put faith in jah, the only true god, then i am willing to share my experiences with you.

  jehovah is able to humble any man, no matter how strong or powerful he thinks he is..........in a microsecond.

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  Wallflower

  Brown "Nose" Boy, your posts fill me with such joy that I eagerly await every offering you deign to give us. The JWD site should be so grateful that a poster has such an understanding of the inner workings of Jehovahs mind and his masterplan for the human race. You crease me.