Jehovah Hates Foreskins!!!!!!!!!

by gumby 74 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • gumby
    gumby

    Moses is preparing his "make my brother do it " speech to Jehovah cuz he's ascard to have to talk to Pharoah about lettin his people go from Eygpt.

    The Lord butts in and goes bi-polor on Moses ass and tells him he's gonna kill his sorry arse cuz Moses kids dinger still looks like an anteater and the Lord wants then damn thing snipped off pronto or he's gonna kill em!

    4:24 And it came to pass by the way in the inn, that the LORD met him, [ Moses ]and sought to kill him.

    4:25 Then Zipporah.... [Moses hot-lookin wife], ....took a sharp stone, and cut off the foreskin of her son, and cast it at his feet, and said, Surely a bloody husband art thou to me.

    *wonders if she was Brittish*

    So if you boys out there have an anteater....ya better cut the damn thing off...cuz god hates foreskins!

    Gumby

  • Valis
    Valis

    Gumbris

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    G'day Gumby,

    Enjoyed seeing pics of yourself at the apostate bbq.

    This is an interesting passage of scripture as says much about the petty jealousies of moses and the god he helped create. It's a long while since I posted long about this passage. It exposes the bible to be just what the jews say it is - a record of thier ancestors.

    Was it really a hotblooded Jehovah who rushed the tent and was stopped by the flung foreskin or might it just have been a patriach pulling himself up when out manuvered by the wily Zip girl?.

    unclebruce who keeps a foreskin knife handy in case a Jehovah attacks.

  • el jarocho mayor
    el jarocho mayor

    Im keeping my turtleneck sweater. Thank you very much!!

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow
    cuz he's ascard to have to talk to Pharoah about lettin his people go from Eygpt.

    Okay, Gummers, between your cute humor and a compliment I got from someone else, I'm going to bed smiling tonight. Thank you for the laugh. Believe me I needed the laugh. Hugs for my funny friend.

  • gumby
    gumby

    Valis....perfect! lol

    Unc, ya gumtree choppin bastard! I saw you the other day here but had to leave. Yes, the O.T. god was quite the maniac wasn't he? One thing you can't say bout jesus...and thats "like father, like son"....cuz jesus woulda loved Moses and his kid even if their ding dongs lokoed like anteaters.

    When the doc asked my dad if he wanted me circumcised my dad looked at my thingy and said...."you better leave in on...he looks like he'll need all he's got". Bastard!

    Eljarocho...turtlenecks rule dude!

    Gumby

  • dh
    dh

    so do i

  • gumby
    gumby

    Hey everyone.....DH has got an anteater....nah, na na, na naaaah, nah!

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Okay, Gumby. I waited around for ten minutes for a hug back and I guess I'm not gonna get one. So, I'm off to slumberland. Goodnight. Hey, pretty soon it will be time for you to go count some

  • z
    z

    ops the cut me ggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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