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  any movies with prominent JW characters?

  by Azalo in

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  ive seen the one with kevin costner.

  "perfect world" i think, any others?

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  NoBorg

  The simpsons, Reverand Lovejoy was a JW before he found this board online. Now that he knows the truth he dispenses troof to Springfeild and posts here as Minimus.
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  What's your favorite JW word or phrase?

  by Sara Annie in

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  2. beliefs

  in a minimus moment, i find myself interested in knowing which buzz-words and phrases in jw publications stand out the most to you?

  when i read wt literature, i constantly find myself astounded by how transparently cultish the language is.

  in an earlier, unrelated thread, i said the following: .

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  NoBorg

  Don't I know it, "In 1919, at the Cedar Point Ohio..... blah blaahlfafladf adfaf()(^*^_**%$^&$^$

  Holy nightmares batman!
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  When you were a dub.....did you ever fall asleep when you prayed in bed?

  by gumby in

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  well i did .....all the time.

  it always bothered me that i couldn't even stay awake to thank my god.

  i found out later many did the same.

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  NoBorg

  Very rarely, but it did happen.

  On a related note, while we were strong JW's my wife and I figured out that the WT would put you to sleep even after a triple shot grande latte from Starbucks. Too bad we are alergic to that remedy now.......
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  What's your favorite JW word or phrase?

  by Sara Annie in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  in a minimus moment, i find myself interested in knowing which buzz-words and phrases in jw publications stand out the most to you?

  when i read wt literature, i constantly find myself astounded by how transparently cultish the language is.

  in an earlier, unrelated thread, i said the following: .

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  NoBorg

  One more,

  "They are nicer than some of the Witnesses I know"
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  I GOT THE JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  by maybesbabies in

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  2. friends

  omg!!!!

  i start my new job on monday!!!

  i'll be making more money than i've ever made before in my life, doing half as much work as i've ever done before in my life!!!!!

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  NoBorg

  I'm glad you didn't

  And I almost forgot, CONGRATS!
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  What's your favorite JW word or phrase?

  by Sara Annie in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  in a minimus moment, i find myself interested in knowing which buzz-words and phrases in jw publications stand out the most to you?

  when i read wt literature, i constantly find myself astounded by how transparently cultish the language is.

  in an earlier, unrelated thread, i said the following: .

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  NoBorg

  The field ministry

  Have a share

  Makes Mention

  Can you do more?

  "Encourage"

  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep YOUR eye simple. ( while we travel the globe in first class )

  "Faithful & discreet slave"

  Voluntary contributions

  World Wide Work

  and finally the number one thing I word or phrase I hate,

  Cedar Point Ohio
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  I GOT THE JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  by maybesbabies in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  omg!!!!

  i start my new job on monday!!!

  i'll be making more money than i've ever made before in my life, doing half as much work as i've ever done before in my life!!!!!

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  HUGE WORD TO THE WISE, LIVE BELOW YOUR MEANS AS OF NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  Don't let you spending habits change, monitor them closely and you will truly experience financial independance. Try to live on the same amount you did before. Treat yourself to the little things you only did once in a while, in 8-10 years, even where you are now will not be enough. If you play your cards right from the start you will always have a wad in the hand.
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  "Weak People Become Jehovah's Witnesses"

  by minimus in

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  2. friends

  somebody recently expressed that point of view to me.

  do you agree with that??

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  NoBorg

  And fat people, and thin people, and dumb people, and smart people, rich, poor, smelly, clean...... etc.

  Give me some demographic figures first.
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  The Biggest Scandal In Your Congregation

  by Hunyadi in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i attended a notorious congregation as a child, the infamous winter gardens congregation!

  my cousin and his best friend, both named joe, were elders, my cousin was the po and the other joe was a total loser suck up who wanted to be just like my cousin, joe.

  what was even funnier, as i get off point a bit, is that "suck up" joe's wife, cathy, did everything she could do to get her pudgy lil self to dress, look, walk, and talk like my cousin joe's wife, clementine.

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  A public talk I gave on the Ransom......... hooooooo boy, there was no small amount of ire raised over that one.
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  How did all the animals fit on Noah's Ark?

  by hooberus in

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  many skeptics assert that the bible must be wrong, because they claim that the ark could not possibly have carried all the different types of animals.

  http://www.answersingenesis.org/home/area/magazines/docs/cen_v19n2_animals_ark.asp

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  NoBorg

  Why the Bethel rooming system of course which as everyone knows was based on the slave 'cord' stacking that was found in slave ships during the dark days of slavery.