Gotta give him credit for spelling Billion correctly. Dumbass
Yeah, really. The first thing I thought about was, "Hmmm...just how many zeros are in a billion?" So, he got that much right.
But, I guess he thought:
1. The bank HAD that much money on hand.
2. His GF's mother's account could cover it. (And wouldn't mind sharing)
3. And, I guess he could carry all that money home.
D'oh
Another dumb Ft. Worth bank robber, a few years ago:
A robber walks into a bank on E. Lancaster Ave. (across the street from a Police sub-station) in August. With a ski-mask on. A pistol in his hands. It was over 100 ° outside.
He quietly took his rightful place at the end of a long line. (His mama must have taught him not to cut-line, as that is rude.)
Miraculously, the guards, customers & bank employees noticed 'something' was not quite right. They called the police, who literally ran across the street and held-up -- the hold-up artist !
That's why you always have to have a business plan.
Prison life must be a surprise everyday for these guys, ya' think ?
OK, dumb crook stories, post 'em if ya' got 'em !