Posts by Cheetos

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Is There ANYTHING Good About The Jehovah's Witness Religion?

by minimus in

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....anything at all??

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So, you're in love with someone that you're not compatible with ....

by Frequent_Fader_Miles in

perhaps it was "love at first sight", but then you get to know him/her more intimately and realize your goals and amitions couldn't be further apart.

not that he/she isn't a good person ... just not right for you.

the physical attraction is real, but issues that are important to you pale into insignificance in his/her mind.

Cheetos

Just sneak out the back Jack you don't need to be coy Roy just listion to me, just get on the bus Gus you don't need to discuss much just drop off the key Lee and get your self free.

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Wilma & Willy Watchtower, the continuing parody (please add to it if you li

by Cheetos in

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(narrator: wilma and willy are out in the field service four days before christmas) .

willy says: well," because of all these christmas lights on these houses if armageddon came now it would be easy for gods destroyers to find the unworthy ones who will be eaten at the great evening meal of god.

wilma says: oh", yes willy and just think of all the nice houses we can choose from to inhabit once those who opposes the society are killed off, just thinking about the possibility of having my pick of all these nice homes makes me more anxious for the battle to come.. .

Cheetos

Willy got home and sneaked out the back door and got on his four wheelie and went back to their bible study's house for more Christmas cheer and goodies, and hopefully to score before his Wilma starts calling around for him at his brothers house.

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Whats the worst thing you have heard from the stage???

by karter in

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at a circuit assembly the co stopped his talk and asked the attendants to remove a crying baby and his mother .. she go up walked out the back started crying as she was studying she never came back.. saved by the co i say..

Cheetos

When they stopped serving cheese Danishs.

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Wilma & Willy Watchtower, the continuing parody (please add to it if you li

by Cheetos in

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friends

(narrator: wilma and willy are out in the field service four days before christmas) .

willy says: well," because of all these christmas lights on these houses if armageddon came now it would be easy for gods destroyers to find the unworthy ones who will be eaten at the great evening meal of god.

wilma says: oh", yes willy and just think of all the nice houses we can choose from to inhabit once those who opposes the society are killed off, just thinking about the possibility of having my pick of all these nice homes makes me more anxious for the battle to come.. .

Cheetos

Wilma says: Oh Willy look at those pictures of clowns on their wall their eyes oh their eyes Willy they have demons, we must get out of here Willy!!! Willy says: Just a second Wilma they want to give me Christmas divinity I have always loved it since I was a child umm its so good can I have a napkin please? House holder: Willy would you care for some ham and cream cheese rolls? Willy says umm yes gulp gulp, Santa says Willy may we interest you in some spiked Egg Nog? Willy says: Umm well um, yes a yes by all means, it tis the season isn't it, gulp gulp gulp. Wilma says quietly: Oh dear Lord, what will we do now, Householder says: Wilma can I interest you in some Christmas ham to take home for you and your lovely family so you won't have to cook tonight? Wilma says: Um um a umm can you please give me some of that lovely Egg Nog Willy is drinking? Householder says: Of course Wilma and marry Christmas.

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Wilma & Willy Watchtower, the continuing parody (please add to it if you li

by Cheetos in

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friends

(narrator: wilma and willy are out in the field service four days before christmas) .

willy says: well," because of all these christmas lights on these houses if armageddon came now it would be easy for gods destroyers to find the unworthy ones who will be eaten at the great evening meal of god.

wilma says: oh", yes willy and just think of all the nice houses we can choose from to inhabit once those who opposes the society are killed off, just thinking about the possibility of having my pick of all these nice homes makes me more anxious for the battle to come.. .

Cheetos

Wilma says: Well alright dear lets go but please Willy can we pray one more time it seems the devil is attacking us again he always does this at this time of year with us, he and his demons are so rampant blinding the minds of un-believers with things like family and giving gifts, the society is so right by protecting us from such pit falls as these.

And dear afterwards will you please take me out to lunch at the union station cafe I think we can resist looking at all those pretty lights that we will pass in municipal park, even more so after an encouraging day in field service, and please break off a chunk of the Christmas candy cane to freshen my breath before we go into their house and don't let them know its a Christmas candy cane.

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Wilma & Willy Watchtower, the continuing parody (please add to it if you li

by Cheetos in

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friends

(narrator: wilma and willy are out in the field service four days before christmas) .

willy says: well," because of all these christmas lights on these houses if armageddon came now it would be easy for gods destroyers to find the unworthy ones who will be eaten at the great evening meal of god.

wilma says: oh", yes willy and just think of all the nice houses we can choose from to inhabit once those who opposes the society are killed off, just thinking about the possibility of having my pick of all these nice homes makes me more anxious for the battle to come.. .

Cheetos

Wilma says: Willy why did you not come home for lunch dear during work yesterday?

Willy says oh well um dear, well the boss had some food laid out a table and they just insisted that I stay and have some chips and catered sandwiches and tidbit's with them they looked so good so I just a little bit.

Wilma says just as she is getting out the car to the a return visit, I should have guessed! last year you even had some of their so called Christmas cheer and the kids smelled booze on your breath!!!! You know Willy I want to go home now, you just ruined all desire I had for spiritual activity today by you telling me this, your just like your father!!!

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Wilma & Willy Watchtower, the continuing parody (please add to it if you li

by Cheetos in

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friends

(narrator: wilma and willy are out in the field service four days before christmas) .

willy says: well," because of all these christmas lights on these houses if armageddon came now it would be easy for gods destroyers to find the unworthy ones who will be eaten at the great evening meal of god.

wilma says: oh", yes willy and just think of all the nice houses we can choose from to inhabit once those who opposes the society are killed off, just thinking about the possibility of having my pick of all these nice homes makes me more anxious for the battle to come.. .

Cheetos

(Narrator: Wilma and Willy are out in the field service four days before Christmas)

Willy says: Well," because of all these Christmas lights on these houses if Armageddon came now it would be easy for Gods destroyers to find the unworthy ones who will be eaten at the great evening meal of God. Wilma says: Oh", yes Willy and just think of all the nice houses we can choose from to inhabit once those who opposes the society are killed off, just thinking about the possibility of having my pick of all these nice homes makes me more anxious for the battle to come.

Willy says: Now Wilma now you know we will have to wait upon the society to give us available light upon such matters, but then again our old RV has been way too small for us and the kids, so, yes keep an eye out for a house. Wilma says: oh I am so stumbled by the way sister Beclean wears that sweater her unbelieving son gave her for Christmas, you know the one that has a snow man on it, what will the children in the hall think when they see her wearing it, and on her curio cabinet she has an old Christmas globe that shows children sledding down a hill. Willy says: I know, can't they heed the societies admonition to be with out spot from the world.

Willy says: Wilma we are almost at our bible study's house, I will park here for a moment to offer a prayer for gods blessing on our field service activities.

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If You're Annointed and You Know It Clap Your Hands...

by VoidEater in

ok...i see there are a fair number of posters here that have a "heavenly hope".... i can't help but wonder - what would it be like if a group of annointed (those that know in their hearts they will be resurrected to heaven) were to step up to the wbts, claim the authority the society vests in them as the true intermediaries between the great crowd and jesus, and try to give input to the gb?.

how could the gb posisbly say they are not part of the fds?

i suppose they would just paint everyone with the apostasy brush - "because i say they are and they disagree with me" - but wouldn't it be a marvel to see a group come forward to assert the authority and responsibility the gb says is vested in the fds?.

Cheetos

All of the baloney with the GB will be taken care of, there really is no sense in getting all up in a froth over anything, Christ knows who his sheep are just keep praying you don''t need the GB to pray.

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$812,500 dollars for each of the 16 Victims of Child Abuse by the WT

by No God in

http://www.watchtowerdocuments.com/article.html .

pg.

39 1st paragraph from her introduction says "nonetheless, the total out-of-court settlement for all sixteen victims is conservatively estimated at around thirteen million dollars.

Cheetos

They are all going to go to Hadies...