I don't think so cause they like to feel like little gestapo's prying into other peoples business and getting turned on by the sexual exploits of the friends, cause most of them don't have sex lives of their own that they are proud about.
Cheetos
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Can U Stop The Elders From Having A Judicial Committee Against You?
by minimus ini don't think so.
i believe that if they decide to have it, there's nothing legallyspeaking, that you can do to thwart it.. what's your opinion??
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Wilma & Willy Watchtower, the continuing parody (please add to it if you li
by Cheetos in(narrator: wilma and willy are out in the field service four days before christmas) .
willy says: well," because of all these christmas lights on these houses if armageddon came now it would be easy for gods destroyers to find the unworthy ones who will be eaten at the great evening meal of god.
wilma says: oh", yes willy and just think of all the nice houses we can choose from to inhabit once those who opposes the society are killed off, just thinking about the possibility of having my pick of all these nice homes makes me more anxious for the battle to come.. .
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Its the one on being ready to obey" and not running ahead of the society," yes our dear faithful and discreet slave class, they are so discreet in all they do. So, do come over to my house and we can prepare together and we can have a few nips of Baileys Irish Cream in our coffee, if we our are very discreet and maintain afterwords I will raid Willys stash box and get some of his real earthy good chronic and we can smoke a bowel just before the ministry school, and I am sure brother overseer will give us an A on our talk it will make us so relaxed.
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Wilma & Willy Watchtower, the continuing parody (please add to it if you li
by Cheetos in(narrator: wilma and willy are out in the field service four days before christmas) .
willy says: well," because of all these christmas lights on these houses if armageddon came now it would be easy for gods destroyers to find the unworthy ones who will be eaten at the great evening meal of god.
wilma says: oh", yes willy and just think of all the nice houses we can choose from to inhabit once those who opposes the society are killed off, just thinking about the possibility of having my pick of all these nice homes makes me more anxious for the battle to come.. .
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(Narrator: Mean while back at the oasis namely the home of Willy an Wilma Watchtower. Willy and Wilma are emotionally preparing for the judicial committee that is being formed concerning their activities the past day, incidentally the circuit overseer is visiting a near by congregation and has been asked to set in on their "circle jerk" committee meeting.)
Janet calls Wilma on the phone: Ring ring ... Hello Wilma says: Janet replys to her sobbing: Oh Wilma I am so sorry but I had confirmation that some of your elders from your kingdom hall seen us at "Jack & Jill's" sex toy shop, and the red haired wig you had on for disguise did not work with them apparently, boy I am glad I am immune to their judicial bullshit cause of not being baptized and saying yes to their question concerning the society.
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Do something that makes a difference in this world .
by blueviceroy inwhat can i do to make the world better?.
what can i do to change the world for the better?.
i have joined several on line communities that cater to these very questions.
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Is There ANYTHING Good About The Jehovah's Witness Religion?
by minimus in....anything at all??
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So, you're in love with someone that you're not compatible with ....
by Frequent_Fader_Miles inperhaps it was "love at first sight", but then you get to know him/her more intimately and realize your goals and amitions couldn't be further apart.
not that he/she isn't a good person ... just not right for you.
the physical attraction is real, but issues that are important to you pale into insignificance in his/her mind.
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Wilma & Willy Watchtower, the continuing parody (please add to it if you li
by Cheetos in(narrator: wilma and willy are out in the field service four days before christmas) .
willy says: well," because of all these christmas lights on these houses if armageddon came now it would be easy for gods destroyers to find the unworthy ones who will be eaten at the great evening meal of god.
wilma says: oh", yes willy and just think of all the nice houses we can choose from to inhabit once those who opposes the society are killed off, just thinking about the possibility of having my pick of all these nice homes makes me more anxious for the battle to come.. .
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Whats the worst thing you have heard from the stage???
by karter inat a circuit assembly the co stopped his talk and asked the attendants to remove a crying baby and his mother .. she go up walked out the back started crying as she was studying she never came back.. saved by the co i say..
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Wilma & Willy Watchtower, the continuing parody (please add to it if you li
by Cheetos in(narrator: wilma and willy are out in the field service four days before christmas) .
willy says: well," because of all these christmas lights on these houses if armageddon came now it would be easy for gods destroyers to find the unworthy ones who will be eaten at the great evening meal of god.
wilma says: oh", yes willy and just think of all the nice houses we can choose from to inhabit once those who opposes the society are killed off, just thinking about the possibility of having my pick of all these nice homes makes me more anxious for the battle to come.. .
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Wilma says: Oh Willy look at those pictures of clowns on their wall their eyes oh their eyes Willy they have demons, we must get out of here Willy!!! Willy says: Just a second Wilma they want to give me Christmas divinity I have always loved it since I was a child umm its so good can I have a napkin please? House holder: Willy would you care for some ham and cream cheese rolls? Willy says umm yes gulp gulp, Santa says Willy may we interest you in some spiked Egg Nog? Willy says: Umm well um, yes a yes by all means, it tis the season isn't it, gulp gulp gulp. Wilma says quietly: Oh dear Lord, what will we do now, Householder says: Wilma can I interest you in some Christmas ham to take home for you and your lovely family so you won't have to cook tonight? Wilma says: Um um a umm can you please give me some of that lovely Egg Nog Willy is drinking? Householder says: Of course Wilma and marry Christmas.
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Wilma & Willy Watchtower, the continuing parody (please add to it if you li
by Cheetos in(narrator: wilma and willy are out in the field service four days before christmas) .
willy says: well," because of all these christmas lights on these houses if armageddon came now it would be easy for gods destroyers to find the unworthy ones who will be eaten at the great evening meal of god.
wilma says: oh", yes willy and just think of all the nice houses we can choose from to inhabit once those who opposes the society are killed off, just thinking about the possibility of having my pick of all these nice homes makes me more anxious for the battle to come.. .
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Wilma says: Well alright dear lets go but please Willy can we pray one more time it seems the devil is attacking us again he always does this at this time of year with us, he and his demons are so rampant blinding the minds of un-believers with things like family and giving gifts, the society is so right by protecting us from such pit falls as these.
And dear afterwards will you please take me out to lunch at the union station cafe I think we can resist looking at all those pretty lights that we will pass in municipal park, even more so after an encouraging day in field service, and please break off a chunk of the Christmas candy cane to freshen my breath before we go into their house and don't let them know its a Christmas candy cane.