I pointed out that Brother Trash Collector, the elder had a mustache, to which they replied that he has always had one, which made it OK. - Stillin
To which my reply would be: So, he was born with it?
or: I now have one too
or: I must have missed where the bible forbids mustaches (or beards). Will you show me the specific scripture?
I was complemented ... By an elder's wife, no less. - vidiot
She may personally like beards, which unfortunately conflicts with the party line. Since it is a conflict, it's surprising she even commented to the positive.