Posts by Angharad

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Funny Monty Python Quotes / Sketches

by Sirona in

i found a great site.

i love monty python.

add your own fav quotes to this thread.

Angharad

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elder-berries

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Funny Monty Python Quotes / Sketches

by Sirona in

i found a great site.

i love monty python.

add your own fav quotes to this thread.

Angharad

LOL Mike - I'd never heard that one before

Can I just say ... Ni !!!!

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Funny Monty Python Quotes / Sketches

by Sirona in

i found a great site.

i love monty python.

add your own fav quotes to this thread.

Angharad

This site has the songs and soundcips.

http://www.mwscomp.com/sound.html

I like the lumberjack song

The Holy Grail is my favourite though.

The scene with the rabbit (foul beastie)

TIM:

Behold the cave of Caerbannog!

ARTHUR:

Right! Keep me covered.

GALAHAD:

What with?

ARTHUR:

W-- just keep me covered.

TIM:

Too late!

[dramatic chord]

ARTHUR:

What?

TIM:

There he is!

ARTHUR:

Where?

TIM:

There!

ARTHUR:

What, behind the rabbit?

TIM:

It is the rabbit.

ARTHUR:

You silly sod!

TIM:

What?

ARTHUR:

You got us all worked up!

TIM:

Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!

ARTHUR:

Ohh.

TIM:

That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

ROBIN:

You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!

TIM:

Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

GALAHAD:

Get stuffed!

TIM:

He'll do you up a treat, mate.

GALAHAD:

Oh, yeah?

ROBIN:

You mangy Scots git!

TIM:

I'm warning you!

ROBIN:

What's he do, nibble your bum?

TIM:

He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!

ARTHUR:

Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!

BORS:

Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!

TIM:

Look!

[squeak]

BORS:

Aaaugh!

[dramatic chord]

[clunk]

ARTHUR:

Jesus Christ!

TIM:

I warned you!

ROBIN:

I done it again!

TIM:

I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--

ARTHUR:

Oh, shut up!

TIM:

Do they listen to me?

ARTHUR:

Right!

TIM:

Oh, no...

KNIGHTS:

Charge!

[squeak squeak squeak]

KNIGHTS:

Aaaaugh!, Aaaugh!, etc.

ARTHUR:

Run away! Run away!

KNIGHTS:

Run away! Run away!...

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Rayzorblade's going to be an UNCLE

by RAYZORBLADE in

folks, i'm still buzzing from the news that one of my younger brother's; his wife, is pregnant.

woohoo!!

i'm going to be an uncle, and i'm thrilled about it.

Angharad

RAY !!! Good to see you.

Congratulations on being an uncle - he is a little star

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End of Ze World!

by 1wheelrider in

i had come accross this a while back and thought many here may enjoy this.

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/world.htm.

i am seth, son of jst2laws & joy2bfree .

Another newbie

by myauntfanny in

i just wanted to introduce myself before launching myself at the various threads.

i left when i was 14 and that was 30 years ago, i thought i was well over it but when i read some of the postings on here they really got to me.

there are definitely long term effects.

Oh no ... I think I'm addicted to exams !

by Simon in

jw
friends

lol.

just passed myself another of them there eeks-zams: .

070-291 implementing, managing and maintinaing a windows server 2003 network infrastructure.

Be afraid... be very afraid...

by LittleToe in

jw
friends

i really must be on here too much - 4000 posts and counting.. supreme one seemed so far away, not that long ago.. now it's a mere 1000 posts away - a drop in a bucket, six months at most, surely.... it seems so long ago, that i protested giving up my light-saber in preference of the fullness of "the force" imbued by the "emperor class".. and now another impending transformation.... to which i say.... .. .. .. .. .. .. ..

argggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!.

.. (monty python quote of the day - but which movie?