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Angharad
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Funny Monty Python Quotes / Sketches
by Sirona ini found a great site.
i love monty python.
add your own fav quotes to this thread.
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Funny Monty Python Quotes / Sketches
by Sirona ini found a great site.
i love monty python.
add your own fav quotes to this thread.
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Funny Monty Python Quotes / Sketches
by Sirona ini found a great site.
i love monty python.
add your own fav quotes to this thread.
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Angharad
This site has the songs and soundcips.
http://www.mwscomp.com/sound.html
I like the lumberjack song
The Holy Grail is my favourite though.
The scene with the rabbit (foul beastie)
- TIM:
- Behold the cave of Caerbannog!
- ARTHUR:
- Right! Keep me covered.
- GALAHAD:
- What with?
- ARTHUR:
- W-- just keep me covered.
- TIM:
- Too late!
- [dramatic chord]
- ARTHUR:
- What?
- TIM:
- There he is!
- ARTHUR:
- Where?
- TIM:
- There!
- ARTHUR:
- What, behind the rabbit?
- TIM:
- It is the rabbit.
- ARTHUR:
- You silly sod!
- TIM:
- What?
- ARTHUR:
- You got us all worked up!
- TIM:
- Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!
- ARTHUR:
- Ohh.
- TIM:
- That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
- ROBIN:
- You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!
- TIM:
- Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
- GALAHAD:
- Get stuffed!
- TIM:
- He'll do you up a treat, mate.
- GALAHAD:
- Oh, yeah?
- ROBIN:
- You mangy Scots git!
- TIM:
- I'm warning you!
- ROBIN:
- What's he do, nibble your bum?
- TIM:
- He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
- ARTHUR:
- Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
- BORS:
- Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
- TIM:
- Look!
- [squeak]
- BORS:
- Aaaugh!
- [dramatic chord]
- [clunk]
- ARTHUR:
- Jesus Christ!
- TIM:
- I warned you!
- ROBIN:
- I done it again!
- TIM:
- I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--
- ARTHUR:
- Oh, shut up!
- TIM:
- Do they listen to me?
- ARTHUR:
- Right!
- TIM:
- Oh, no...
- KNIGHTS:
- Charge!
- [squeak squeak squeak]
- KNIGHTS:
- Aaaaugh!, Aaaugh!, etc.
- ARTHUR:
- Run away! Run away!
- KNIGHTS:
- Run away! Run away!...
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Rayzorblade's going to be an UNCLE
by RAYZORBLADE infolks, i'm still buzzing from the news that one of my younger brother's; his wife, is pregnant.
woohoo!!
i'm going to be an uncle, and i'm thrilled about it.
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Angharad
RAY !!! Good to see you.
Congratulations on being an uncle - he is a little star
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End of Ze World!
by 1wheelrider ini had come accross this a while back and thought many here may enjoy this.
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/world.htm.
i am seth, son of jst2laws & joy2bfree .
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Angharad
Hi Seth !!!
Welcome to the board
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Another newbie
by myauntfanny ini just wanted to introduce myself before launching myself at the various threads.
i left when i was 14 and that was 30 years ago, i thought i was well over it but when i read some of the postings on here they really got to me.
there are definitely long term effects.
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Angharad
Welcome to the board
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Oh no ... I think I'm addicted to exams !
by Simon inlol.
just passed myself another of them there eeks-zams: .
070-291 implementing, managing and maintinaing a windows server 2003 network infrastructure.
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Angharad
Knew you could do it !
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Be afraid... be very afraid...
by LittleToe ini really must be on here too much - 4000 posts and counting.. supreme one seemed so far away, not that long ago.. now it's a mere 1000 posts away - a drop in a bucket, six months at most, surely.... it seems so long ago, that i protested giving up my light-saber in preference of the fullness of "the force" imbued by the "emperor class".. and now another impending transformation.... to which i say.... .. .. .. .. .. .. ..
argggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!.
.. (monty python quote of the day - but which movie?
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Angharad
Monty Python Quote of the day - but which movie?)
Holy Grail ?
You can find the holy grail in the castle of ..... aaarrggghhh (maybe he died while carving it !)
Good to have you here LT !
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TV Presenter Caron Keating has died
by Simon inshe was a presenter of kids tv (blue peter) and some daytime programmes.. .
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/3625457.stm.
pictures:.
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Angharad
Very sad.
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I wasn't going to post this here but.....
by RevMalk in.
i couldn't control myself.
i'm going to be a father (again)!!.
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Angharad
Congratulations Rev & Mrs Rev