Madness
We know someone that had their nail clippers taken off them before getting on the plane - but then they were served wine with the meal in a real glass, which would make a much more affective weapon when smashed
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Madness
We know someone that had their nail clippers taken off them before getting on the plane - but then they were served wine with the meal in a real glass, which would make a much more affective weapon when smashed
george w. bush meets with the queen of england.
he asks her, "your majesty, how do you run such an efficient government?
are there any tips you can give to me?".
Yeru ---- ITS A JOKE !!!!!
No need for analysis
this kinda thread has probably been done before... someone phones me at work and when i say hello they say "hold on" and start talking to someone else, they dont tell me who they are and i'm hanging on hearing them chat to someone who is with them on the other end, 5 mins later they introduce themselves and tell me what they want.
that is a pet peeve.. another, for example, go to the fridge and both tubs of butter are open and both blocks of cheese instead of finishing one off and then opening the other.
thats just a small pet peeve but its one none the less.. miserable sod arnt i though?.
I hate it when drivers think its cool to accelerate and a rediculous speed and screech the tyres as they pull away - only to have to slam the breaks on at the end of the road ! - I espeically hate it when they do it near the school at picking up time - inconsiderate & dangerous ***hole drivers make me sick - seem like it will take something tragic to make them think
this kinda thread has probably been done before... someone phones me at work and when i say hello they say "hold on" and start talking to someone else, they dont tell me who they are and i'm hanging on hearing them chat to someone who is with them on the other end, 5 mins later they introduce themselves and tell me what they want.
that is a pet peeve.. another, for example, go to the fridge and both tubs of butter are open and both blocks of cheese instead of finishing one off and then opening the other.
thats just a small pet peeve but its one none the less.. miserable sod arnt i though?.
Oh and when I see guys walk around with the phone ear piece hanging from their ear when they arent even on the phone! Guys, you dont look like your in the FBI, you look stupid.
LOL Exactly - It really makes me laugh when I see people walking around the supermarket wearing one of those - like they cant possibly take they hands off the trolley and answer the phone and stop shopping ( even if they get a call that is )
Having a doctor's appointment and you have to wait an hour to see him. Our time isn't important I guess
Arrggh that reminds me of one time - I had an appointment and arrived a bit early. I was kept sitting there for half and hour before they decided to tell me, sorry there has been a mistake, the doctor your appointment is with is working at a different office today !!!! So 1) the letter they sent me had the wrong address on and then 2) they didnt bother to tell me for half and hour. I was fuming because if they had told me when I arrived I could have made it over to the other office in time.
Personally I dont understand the toilet seat thing - if its up just put it down, if its down put it up, doesn't bother me !
I hate it when someone uses the last of the milk or something or just leaves one drop in and puts the empty carton back in the fridge !!!
george w. bush meets with the queen of england.
he asks her, "your majesty, how do you run such an efficient government?
are there any tips you can give to me?".
LMAO Pudd
Good one !!
that's torn it...mrs ozzie's bought her own pc for her study.
will we now be talking from my study to hers by means of jwd?.
interested eyes will be watching!!!.
Hi Mrs Ozzie !!!
im so nervous...10 of us are exhibiting at a prestigious gallery in the south.was ok but am bricking it now.its in a beautiful georgian house gallery that dickens and thackery regularily visited when it was a house...(you can vote for it on restoration programme bbc2 july 25- or it could close...arts funding crisis looming..remember....art feeds the soul and soothes the mind and is sometimes the most easily accessable social concince/voice.....).
.hope everyone turns up.should have 150-200 people ..invitations have gone out..copious amounts of wine ordered..food bought..have got waitresses sorted out and just got to hope we're well received or we'll all be in the corners drinking and bereft of all our confidence.......i've invited all my local friends most of whom are school teachers or just lovely , so they might justcounteract a friend's over critical father and another's partner who's able to flatten your confidenceat 50 paces....can you tell ive hit the winealready?
lol im throwing them all a party to celebrate the end of this course and the start of the degree next sat so if its a disaster we'll jsut drown our sorrows there...and if we sell any we're all going on holiday together... i'll post if it was a total disaster...and *newsflash* reboot's gonna wear a skirt.....
Good luck Reboot !
I'm sure it will go well
And I would love to see some of your work too
how many men does it take to open a beer?.
none, it should be opened when she brings it.. why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?.
because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.. why do women have smaller feet than men?.
Why do men only have good ideas during sex?
Because they are plugged into a genius !
righto, folks!, .
i've been asked a few times about how people will be fed.
orally, of course!
Will you be issuing those little brown cardboard tickets, like they had at assembles?
Looking forward to it Mike.
well i'm still here after 3 years.
compared to some people i don't talk a lot.
but then compared to others i might talk too much.. i've been wondering what to say on this anniversay.
(((Lady Lee))))
Glad to have you here.
Thank you for all the helpful essays you have posted, I know they have helped many people.
Heres to the next three years !!!