the classic for me was several years ago.
angharad had just left to go out but came back after a few minutes with a very sheepish / worried look on her face.. "i hit something with the car" she whimpered.. "argh ...
" says i, thinking the worse (ie.
OK lets just tell everyone that this happened about 8 YEARS ago and Simon is still bleating on about it - it is the ONLY time I have ever bumped the car and the scratch was SMALL and was POLISHED out.
Simon has a flare for the exaggeration
At least I have never ran out of petrol on the moterway and had to walk miles back to the petrol station - I can read a dial
i am starting again.
could someone delete my first futile attempt.
that is if this one works.
If you are trying to copy a word document, copy it into Notepad first and then copy from notepad to the forum. There is a bug that causes word documents to cut off.
ever listened to someone who goes on and on about someone or something (and i don't mean jehovah's witnesses here!
) like they were the best thing since sliced bread.....and try as you might you just can't see the attraction?.
my brother-in law must have every sodding elvis record/picture/memorabilia thing going, and he goes on and on about him.
Eastenders.
Whats goin on, whats goin on, gain dan the market.........whats goin on, here ricky, whats goin on (sample of Eastenders script)
Agree 100% Mike, cant ever have anyone being happy in Eastenders. Load of crap !
ever listened to someone who goes on and on about someone or something (and i don't mean jehovah's witnesses here!
) like they were the best thing since sliced bread.....and try as you might you just can't see the attraction?.
my brother-in law must have every sodding elvis record/picture/memorabilia thing going, and he goes on and on about him.
Definately Big Brother celebrity or not both as bad
I know people that rave about how great it is - a bunch of dossers sitting around a house for two weeks and every now and then one of them has a hissy fit - its Bloody BORING"
That American Seinfeld show - utterly crap IMO !!!!
ok, this is actually dave posting for gina.
her mom called her this morning (the day after we told her we were going to be df'd soon) and said she wants to see everything gina's done research on.
she wants to see ray franz's books, the whole shmeer.
The hypocrisy of the UN membership ?
The news articles are online that you could print out.
a hard question...must consult a few philosophers before being able to formulate an answer.. no, wait!!!
i have the answer.
kate, i luv ya and all that---but, now, kindly step aside and recognize universally acknowledged and incontrovertibly demonstrable laws of conduct: the man owns the remote..
Arrgh
last go and then I give up !
a hard question...must consult a few philosophers before being able to formulate an answer.. no, wait!!!
i have the answer.
kate, i luv ya and all that---but, now, kindly step aside and recognize universally acknowledged and incontrovertibly demonstrable laws of conduct: the man owns the remote..
Thats weird, I can see it. Anyway here is the link:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=638&ncid=638&e=1&u=/nm/20050113/en_nm/people_cohen_dc
'ali g' comedian risks riot at u.s. rodeo
thu jan 13, 1:07 pm et
Borat is funnier than Ali-G
I agree, hilarious - I liked the one where he was getting e tiquette lessons from a couple of really posh people.
a hard question...must consult a few philosophers before being able to formulate an answer.. no, wait!!!
i have the answer.
kate, i luv ya and all that---but, now, kindly step aside and recognize universally acknowledged and incontrovertibly demonstrable laws of conduct: the man owns the remote..
Just for you Kate
rules (speaking in the human sense) were developed since adam first met eve, and have been evolving ever since.
many such rules eventually become laws, though most are first subsumed as "natural" behavioralism.. rules (speaking in the theistic sense) are dictated by a higher moral being.
these rules become inexorably encrusted with age and superstition.. rules (speaking in the practical sense) are "what works for the time, and people of that time.".
OK Brummie / Mac
Please take this to PM if you want to carry on I have removed your posts again
