Tony Blair wants a postage stamp issued with his picture on it before he is kicked out of office. So, he instructs his people, stressing that it should be of high international quality.
The stamps are created, printed, and released.
Tony is delighted.
Within a few days of release of the stamp Tony begins hearing complaints that the stamp is not sticking so he phones his old mate Mandy and asks him to investigate. After checking it out at several post offices Mandy phones back ...
"There is nothing wrong with the stamp - the problem is people are spitting on the wrong side."
Angharad
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Tony Blair Postage Stamp
by Angharad intony blair wants a postage stamp issued with his picture on it before he is kicked out of office.
so, he instructs his people, stressing that it should be of high international quality.
the stamps are created, printed, and released.. tony is delighted.
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An Apology.
by SpannerintheWorks inok, i suppose we are all capable of being arses every once in a while.
a few days ago it was my turn.
i was in a mean kind of mood and i took it out on this forum, more specifically on simon.
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Angharad
Thanks Spanner.
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Rules
by onacruse inrules (speaking in the human sense) were developed since adam first met eve, and have been evolving ever since.
many such rules eventually become laws, though most are first subsumed as "natural" behavioralism.. rules (speaking in the theistic sense) are dictated by a higher moral being.
these rules become inexorably encrusted with age and superstition.. rules (speaking in the practical sense) are "what works for the time, and people of that time.".
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Angharad
Ok can we get back on topic - Mac your insulting post and the s ubsequent argument have been removed
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Ooops..Oh Harry..Not A Good Move.
by Englishman inprince harry, number 2 in-line to the the throne, has dropped a bit of a bollock: .
probably not the best way for a prince to go to a fancy dress party... good grief!
is he smoking a ciggie too?
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Angharad
It was poor judgment at the best of times, but I think a lot of the fuss is especially big because of it happening two weeks before the commemoration of the closing of Auschwitz, which the Queen is going to be present at/opening whatever she does !
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Ooops..Oh Harry..Not A Good Move.
by Englishman inprince harry, number 2 in-line to the the throne, has dropped a bit of a bollock: .
probably not the best way for a prince to go to a fancy dress party... good grief!
is he smoking a ciggie too?
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Angharad
Not sure what the national Enquirer is, but the Sun is a pretty trashy tabloid - however that doesnt change that fact what he wore that, the picture isnt faked. There has already been an statements issued by the palace but people want a public appology from him.
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Ooops..Oh Harry..Not A Good Move.
by Englishman inprince harry, number 2 in-line to the the throne, has dropped a bit of a bollock: .
probably not the best way for a prince to go to a fancy dress party... good grief!
is he smoking a ciggie too?
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Angharad
Seems to take after his grandfather who has always been a headache for the palace cleanup committee with his inappropriate comments !
What an ignorant idiot
Although maybe he got someone to do his history exam for him as well as the art one, so he didnt realise what it meant
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Watchtower Observer back up (sort of)
by IT Support ini don't know if this has already been posted...
the site is back up again, but only the forum and not all the articles.
i don't know the significance of this, but when you enter the wo url, it is redirected to:
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Angharad
http://watchtower.observer.org/
Still seems to be there
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And soon, his funeral.....
by Fe2O3Girl inthe hospital chaplain just called.
my baby's body has been returned to the hospital following post-mortem examination at a specialist children's hospital.
so, the funeral can go ahead soon.. we have opted for a cremation.
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Angharad
(((((((((((F2O3Girl))))))))))
Its a very touching poem
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It's may Birthday and I'll cry if I want to!
by qwerty inanyone elses bday this month?.
lol bday!sorry if you don't get the joke!.
qwerty
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Angharad
Happy Birthday Qwerty !!!!
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100mph winds
by LittleToe inthat'll teach me to eat beans on toast, yesterday!!!.
the wind is really picking up and the town is clearing as everyone is getting sent home from work.. we're expecting 100mph gusts here, on the west coast of scotland.. i'm gonna go home and get cosy, with a roaring coal fire.
it's just as well our houses are built for severe weather!.
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Angharad
Glad you didnt fly away Ross !