hey drwtsn........
Don't make me climb up there and slap the crap outta you...........
but, with my luck, I'd just turn you on.........
Posts by Maya
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53Bad Stuff you did in High School
by Nosferatu infor those of you who weren't good jws, or weren't raised in the troof, what kind of bad things did you do in high school?.
one thing that i did sticks out in my mind above all the crap i did.
there was this one kid who was marked as the loser.
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Bad Stuff you did in High School
by Nosferatu infor those of you who weren't good jws, or weren't raised in the troof, what kind of bad things did you do in high school?.
one thing that i did sticks out in my mind above all the crap i did.
there was this one kid who was marked as the loser.
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Maya
omg.......I haven't thought about this in years..........
When I was a senior, me and a couple of my guy friends went into the school library.......
You know the cards that are in all the books?
Well......we each took an aisle...took ALL those cards out.......traded piles......then stuck them in whatever book we grabbed........
We went back a week later and they were STILL trying to match the cards with the proper books.......
Oh.......JT and James.......I miss you guys soooooooo much..........
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You know you haven't had enough sleep when....
by seeitallclearlynow in.
...you pick up your coffee cup and at the same time pop your earrings into your mouth as if they were vitamins you were going to take.. ...you then put one earring in and a couple seconds later when you go to put on the back, you're confused about why there is already an earring in your ear.... nightmares sure do interfere with the sleep pattern i see.. sheese!
lol well, i'll take a nap after work!.
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Maya
.......you can't figure out where the cat is and then you hear "scratch,scratch,scratch" and realize you shut the refridgerator door with the cat INSIDE the fridge........
poor kitty.....he still hasn't forgiven me for that one......
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20 Years Ago Today .......
by xjw_b12 in20 years ago today, you said "i do".
20 years later, i say "i do love you forever".
it's been a wonderful journey, and i think we are just getting started.
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Maya
Have a happy, happy anniversary!!!
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motorcycle accident!
by truthseeker1 inheyas folks,.
just a fyi, i wiped out on my bike yesterday.
i broke my hand and cut my hip open on some barbed wire.
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Maya
Oooohhhhhhhhhh......
been on the back of a bike when we wiped out......
at least I have a good story to tell when anyone sees my scars........
they find them a little sexy,,,,,,,,,,actually.................!
GET BETTER SOON!!...........
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What to tell the persistant JW that keeps coming to the door?
by M.J. ini have a friend who is constantly getting bugged by a jw co-worker who keeps coming to his house to preach to him.
he's usually not home but she keeps disrupting the family.
she's caught him like 2-3 times as he was already on his way out, so he's never taken the time to really talk to her much.
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Maya
To simplify things.........again I say........
BIG ASS MEAN DOG
I'm tellin' ya........It works.......
and better yet......get one at the pound.......save a life.........scare a JW.......
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What to tell the persistant JW that keeps coming to the door?
by M.J. ini have a friend who is constantly getting bugged by a jw co-worker who keeps coming to his house to preach to him.
he's usually not home but she keeps disrupting the family.
she's caught him like 2-3 times as he was already on his way out, so he's never taken the time to really talk to her much.
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Maya
I know from experience that most JW's are not too awfully fond of BIG MEAN DOGS.......
Tell him to get a Rottweiler......
I did......they never came back.
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REPOST: For those without mothers
by Lady Lee inmothers day can bring up many issues for some of us.
for some their mothers have passed away and the opportunity to say i love you in person is forever lost.
for others our mothers are lost to the borg.
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Maya
Oh, god, Chris......
The tears are running down my face......I can't stop crying.....
I hurt for you and for everyone else that has been so hurt, so hurt.......
I grieve for the Mother's Day that I could never and will never have with my JW mom.......
I grieve for the Mother's Day that I could never and will never have with the baby I lost...
The only baby that I would ever be so blessed to briefly carry....and then lose...
Sincerely,
Maya
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What Made You Feel Most Guilty While You Were A Witness?
by minimus infor me, it was knowing that this wasn't the only "truth" yet feeling responsible to carry thr "party" line and "encourage" others to remain steadfast in the "truth".
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Maya
Imagine being five years old, sitting cuddled with your daddy on the couch, and sobbing your little heart out because Jehovah is going to KILL your dad, just because he doesn't go to the meetings like you and your mom.
Welcome to my childhood world........
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I usually hate these threads, but.... who is FMZ?
by FMZ inok... as the title states... i usually see these threads as the author being really up themselves, but something just occured to me, and i would like an opinion.. those who have seen me in chat / pm'ed me / read enough of my posts have seen me joke around.
i flirt (with members of the opposite sex, and the same sex), play around, mock people, once in a while get depressed... etc etc.... but... in real life i am so different than all this.
i am a loving husband (very straight) and step father at 21 years of age.
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Maya
"go eat your posts"...........
I'm not quite sure what that means.....
but if your ego needs stroking;
go see your wife.....