Posts by FMZ

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Moobs or Boobs?

by closer2fine in

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take the quiz!

are they moobs or boobs?

you be the judge!.

FMZ

I got a 9... YAAAY... I got a nine! Hey mister, I got a nine... YAAYYY..

Futher Mucking Crank Yanker

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Can't keep eyes off crap on telly

by Leolaia in

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right now it is early morning hours, the house is still, i'm in a half-trance and on the telly is the after-midnight "estate and new jewelry show" that is as hypnotic as heck.

most of it is sparkling jewelry spinning around on a rack to some really bad music that in my normal mind would be not worth a second of synapse resources, but in the sizzling sleep-deprived wide-eyed state it just draws me in.... i guess that's why they show this crap so late at night.

sometimes i dream while awake when i stay up all night, and this is the sort of thing that stirs the unconscious in some vague way...though it's a piece of shyte..... i know it's not just me.

FMZ

I do the same thing when I'm real tired... though not always watching TV. If I havent had enough sleep, and am getting ready for work, there are times I apparently just zone out whilst stood there, staring into space. The wife has to snap me outta it, cause I don't realize I just go brain-dead. I think our brainwaves just get stuck in either Delta or Theta patterns, which cause us to be very mellow (and strangely enough, open to suggestion).

Interesting you mentioned something about stirring the unconcious... Delta and Theta patterns are reached in meditation, as well as dreaming; both of which have a lot to do with the unconcious. Maybe the infomercial peeps are trying to literally hypnotize people.

FMZ

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Just me???

by FMZ in

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is it just me, or does anyone else sit at their desk, and keep hitting "refresh" on the active topics page?.

lonely futher mucker

FMZ

I will post a pic of myself this weekend... I may even change my avatar...

FMZ

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Why did you choose your avatar?

by FMZ in

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i have seen many threads about avatars, here is another one:.

i have had this avatar for some time on another board.

i was going to put a picture of myself in there, but decided against it, as i realized this picture has some symbolism to me.

FMZ

Interesting picture

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What does everyone do on the forth of April after sun down?

by PinTail in

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i think i should do something to remember jesus and his faithfulness to the human family.

i don't know if i should drink the wine and eat the bread or not.

i am only fifty, but something has moved me to this hope for about twenty years.

FMZ

The same thing I do every night Pinky.... Jump in bed and get freaky with my wife... (reference to Pinky and the Brain kiddies cartoon)

FMZ

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"Must Do" list after leaving the borg

by doodle-v in

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what would you list as the top "must do's" after leaving the borg?.

it can be serious or goofy.. im in a goofy mood tonight so here's mine.. 1. give oral sex.

2. recive oral sex.

FMZ

Live my life knowing that God does love me.

FMZ

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Do JWs Have A Better Love Life Than "Worldly" People???

by minimus in

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jws think they have the best of everything-----the best friends, the best workers, the best lovers, the best everything.

and what's your opinion on that?

FMZ

lol... I made up the "slim dicky swizzler"... sounds interesting tho...

To whoever mentioned the elders refereeing in the bedroom... Made me think of an elder in the usual referee stripes, with a whistle between his lips watching a married couple go at it. Can just imagine him cutting in...

"PFFFFFTTTTTT, illegal licking of breast... penalty is male loses 10 degrees of erection"

FMZ

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