Why can't you all just stop this childish bullshit. I say that wholeheartedly on behalf of those that want this said. To those that don't want it said... Neener
FMZ of the "man I am tired of the schoolyard politics on this damn board" class
Posts by FMZ
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41Astrology is an imbecilic belief (no dissenting discussion please)
by rem inhow can supposedly intelligent adults actually believe (and waste any time) on this astrology crap?
are they mentally handicapped?
is it genetic?
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YAYYYYYYYYY!
by Corvin ini am now a master member!
i could not have done it without you, schizm!
corvin
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* hijacks the thread right back *
And to keep this thread on a more uplifting note (I know... like you could get any more uplifting than Stefanie's avatar)...
Way to go Corvy baby. Keep up the good work.
FMZ
(And just for the record, I havent read any of Theocrat's other posts, so I cannot comment on his demeanor... but that picture really is great... as much as some laugh because it is such a small prize to be given, that kid knows he earned it, and will treasure it for a lifetime, along with the memory of that great day when he won that nice shiny award.
Plus, I just know that Corvin had the same look on his face when he found he was a Master Member... :P )
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Arrow, 4ll j0k1ng 4s1d3... you are a beautiful, brave woman, who we all love to love. Congratulations on being you.
FMZ
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Metrosexuals...
by FMZ injust recently, i have come out of the utility room.
it's kinda like coming out of the closet, but not quite as serious.
you see, the utility room is the straight man's closet, cause there are tools in there and stuff.. you see, lately, i have for some reason become interested in men.
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Valis.... you're a hippisexual. lol
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Metrosexuals...
by FMZ injust recently, i have come out of the utility room.
it's kinda like coming out of the closet, but not quite as serious.
you see, the utility room is the straight man's closet, cause there are tools in there and stuff.. you see, lately, i have for some reason become interested in men.
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Yeru, mate... nothing wrong with it... does my moisturizing, tanning etc get in other people's way? Nope... I am sure your posts to this thread are homophobic motivated. lol
MikeMusto... Hmmm... that would really bother me if I was doing this as part of a trend. Unfortunately for your point (which just died a horrible death), I am doing this because it is wise to take care of your body, inside and out. You only get one... why not treat it well?
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Metrosexuals...
by FMZ injust recently, i have come out of the utility room.
it's kinda like coming out of the closet, but not quite as serious.
you see, the utility room is the straight man's closet, cause there are tools in there and stuff.. you see, lately, i have for some reason become interested in men.
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I'm gonna go with B again...
FMZ
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Metrosexuals...
by FMZ injust recently, i have come out of the utility room.
it's kinda like coming out of the closet, but not quite as serious.
you see, the utility room is the straight man's closet, cause there are tools in there and stuff.. you see, lately, i have for some reason become interested in men.
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I'll say B: EVIL...
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Metrosexuals...
by FMZ injust recently, i have come out of the utility room.
it's kinda like coming out of the closet, but not quite as serious.
you see, the utility room is the straight man's closet, cause there are tools in there and stuff.. you see, lately, i have for some reason become interested in men.
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Just recently, I have come out of the utility room. It's kinda like coming out of the closet, but not quite as serious. You see, the utility room is the straight man's closet, cause there are tools in there and stuff.
You see, lately, I have for some reason become interested in men. More specifically, one man... me. I have actually been taking care of myself and my body, and I'm loving it. Being a metrosexual essentially involves being a heterosexual guy, who isn't ashamed of doing everything a woman is (apart from the whole "bleeding from the genitals" thing, which should never be mentioned at the pub).
I have been working out (normal for a guy anyway), moisturizing, going to a tanning salon, drinking nothing but water, I am even considering going for a massage, wearing pant...... never mind that last one.
Well here is your chance guys... if you want to come out of the utility room now, shout out the metrosexual cheer:
"We're here, and we're not queer! We just want to treat ourselves well and feel good about ourselves! We know this cheer is a little long, but there is nothing that rhymes well with metro!"
FMZ
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Is the Bible Just B.S.?
by shamus indo you think that god enjoys killing people?
it sure sounds like it to me; jw doctrine more or less scared me into thinking that god is going to kill all persons whom he/she thinks is not doing his will.
my question is, how can god kill someone for not being "christian", or following the bible out of sheer ignorance?
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PS: What have you got against camels, besides them being hairy biting brutes, with no sense of humour?
I prefer llamas.
FMZ
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The Bird and My Daughter
by simplesally inwe have a crazy bird here!
for days now, this bird has been flying into our kitchen window trying to get the cute bird to mate with him.
first he was sitting on our chair on the front porch and flying into the one of the windows alongside the front door.
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Their eyes met across the yard... both turning their heads and making eye contact at the same infinitessimal moment. The moment lasted a lifetime. There she was, staring into his dark, sensual eyes. The tree she sat in was heaven itself, brought down to this earth. The wind blew slightly on them both, branch swaying a little, but still they stared. This was not only love at first sight, but lust, caring, all knowing, romance at first sight.
He turned his head on it's side a little, to see if he was really seeing this seemingly perfect beauty. At that same second, she coyly and shyly bobbed her head to the side, flirting.
There sat an angel in a tree, 20 feet away. He wanted to be close to her, be with her... Finally, after looking deep into each other's eyes one last time, he took flight. As if their minds were one, she took to the air at the same time. His heart skipped a beat... Time slowed...
10 feet away, he could see celestial beauty in her eyes, constellations a million years wide.
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5 feet... the detail in her feathers was exquisite. They shone in the sun.
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1 foot away they opened their wings in perfect unison to embrace each other.
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There he was, suspended in mid air... an inch away from the love of his life. Slowly, the multiverse found it's bearings... for an instant, it had been interrupted by the purest love ever, and grandfather Time's heart had skipped a beat. Rhythm once again permeated all of Creation.
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