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  Life Isn't Easy : (

  by FMZ in

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  when you look this good!

  lol... just wanted to post a pic of my haircut.

  i think i lost to gumby tho, he's the good looking futher mucker.

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  When you look this good!

  lol... Just wanted to post a pic of my haircut. I think I lost to Gumby tho, he's the good looking futher mucker.

  Here is what I looked like before:

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  Believe It or Not!

  by Steve Egner in

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  2. experiences

  driving home after a long bike ride last sunday, i turned onto my street, just a couple of blocks from my home.

  clad only in lycra bike shorts and jersey, i had my window down, my shades on, and a nice endorphin buzz from a great outing.

  without warning, a large, dense, golf ball sized pine cone from one of our towering neighborhood evergreens careened through my window like a meteor, and nailed me right on my left testicle.

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  LMAO @ both the Steves. I was already hurting from your account of the pine cone roshambo, but then I read Jst2laws account of the event... Man, I'm gonna be hurting for days, lmao.

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  Fresh wave of sadness

  by czarofmischief in

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  yo.... i get sick sometimes.

  not just in my body, but my mind gets a little funny as well.

  sometimes i think i might be better off dead.

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  I hear ya mate... a "fresh wave" hit me today also. I'm so tired, I just want to rest. Just want to go to sleep and never wake up.

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  Age Difference?

  by simplesally in

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  she is older, he is younger.

  what's the largest spread in years that you have heard about that is.

  1. fun.

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  My wife is 15 years my senior... to answer your questions:

  1: Fun? We laugh, we cry, we watch movies and drink together, we go out for dinner. We have lots of fun, just check out my moblog ( http://fmz.textamerica.com ).

  2: Acceptable... who gives a damn? lol. Most people initially get that "WTF?" face when they realize we are married (and the age diff) but when they see us together, it's all good.

  3: Approved? Every elder, brother, sister I ever spoke to about this before leaving the b0rg told me not to.

  4: Good sex?? Man, oh man, oh man......... OH man.

  Hope this helped...

  FMZ
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  For everyone who's been asking...

  by SC_Guy in

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  2. friends

  hi... just popping in to say hi.

  i've gotten allot of pm's asking me where i've been, and i don't really have time to respond to them all, but i just want to say that i'm well but very busy.

  thanks so much for showing so much concern... wish i could stay and chat a bit but i can't... things are crazy, i'll write an update sometime.

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  Dude... about damn time you showed up... lol. I've missed ya mate... if you ever see me on MSN be sure to drop me a line. I was worried about my little butt buddy.

  FMZ
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  Ramble Here, Just off Load Thoughts, Talk Bollocks:

  by Celtic in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  sometimes it be good to write just completely unjudgementally.

  feel free to do this here, on this thread, talk bollocks, talk bullshit, take nothing seriously, have fun with what and who you are, frollick with words and make them dance if need be.. any commonsense thread is immediately disallowed.

  simply write fun and let words tumble forth, cascade upon your typing fingers.. this is your space and no one will judge you at all for what you write.. if someone is dumb enough to ask anything not pertaining to enjoyable daftness, celtic will rampantly inspire in his mind, complete junkish compliments to ranckle your mind, until you write absurdity.. there be fun out there, who first?

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  *sniff*
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  Ramble Here, Just off Load Thoughts, Talk Bollocks:

  by Celtic in

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  sometimes it be good to write just completely unjudgementally.

  feel free to do this here, on this thread, talk bollocks, talk bullshit, take nothing seriously, have fun with what and who you are, frollick with words and make them dance if need be.. any commonsense thread is immediately disallowed.

  simply write fun and let words tumble forth, cascade upon your typing fingers.. this is your space and no one will judge you at all for what you write.. if someone is dumb enough to ask anything not pertaining to enjoyable daftness, celtic will rampantly inspire in his mind, complete junkish compliments to ranckle your mind, until you write absurdity.. there be fun out there, who first?

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  But..... but... but.....

  Butt... butt... butt.....

  I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE... You ruddy balmpots can't deny, that when a lass walks in with a really tiny waist and a plump thing in your face you get CANTANKEROUS.

  FMZ
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  No Body At The Funeral?

  by Englishman in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  mini's thread about weddings and funerals had me intrigued.

  so did mulans reply about having a private and separate service.

  well, i've referred to this before, but it might be of interest to those who haven't been here too long.

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  Eman, I agree with you. The thought of this sickens me. We must have time to mourn our loved ones. Sure it is sad, sure it is life changing, but it must be dealt with... These are feelings that cannot just be bottled up, and I think a public service helps people deal with it outwardly.

  I am more than comfortable with my own mortality, and as far as what happens to my body after I am gone really doesn't matter to me, but for the sake of my family and friends, I would like them to have a chance to say goodbye, to see my body at rest.

  I sincerely hope that when the time comes, you will have all the chance you need to tell your mother that you love her and say goodbye.

  FMZ
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  Ramble Here, Just off Load Thoughts, Talk Bollocks:

  by Celtic in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  sometimes it be good to write just completely unjudgementally.

  feel free to do this here, on this thread, talk bollocks, talk bullshit, take nothing seriously, have fun with what and who you are, frollick with words and make them dance if need be.. any commonsense thread is immediately disallowed.

  simply write fun and let words tumble forth, cascade upon your typing fingers.. this is your space and no one will judge you at all for what you write.. if someone is dumb enough to ask anything not pertaining to enjoyable daftness, celtic will rampantly inspire in his mind, complete junkish compliments to ranckle your mind, until you write absurdity.. there be fun out there, who first?

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  Here is something I wrote a while back... it is very nonsensical in a sane way.

  Death's Questions

  Why not?

  Why not just die right now? Is there more to live for? Could I will my own beating heart to cease it's incessant thumping?

  Death is a funny thing. Yes, I actually mean the "haha" type of funny. We all avoid it, it is such a mystery, and yet, millions have already done it. what if cheese was the same? Millions had already guzzled it safely, but could not explain the taste... but still there remain those who fear it.

  Why not just find out what's on the other side? Because maybe one day I will get rid of my depression, and be able to live in a beautiful serotonin-filled world. It's not going to happen. Why not just die right now?

  Such a cliche, but it is just a downward spiral. I fear I will lose my job, which makes me depressed, which stops me from concentrating, which murders my focus, which decreases my productivity, which angers my boss, which brings me that step closer to losing my job.

  I love my wife, my wife loves me, but she could have had better, so I hate myself, I hate her for loving me, which makes me angry at myself, which makes me depressed, which upsets her, which makes her pity me, which makes her tell me she loves me.

  Dammit.

  Why not just stop the incessant beating

  On a lighter note... here are some random thoughts from me.

  White Castle... it's what you crave... how the hell did they know?

  Ketchup isn't a condiment. It's a meal. Fries... now fries are condiments.

  If you asked people what a mouse is these days... I'd say more than 50% of them would not say "rodent"

  Today I was reading the side of a mouse glue trap box. For removal of the mouse once caught, the instructions read (and I paraphrase) "Pour some vegetable oil onto the trap, making sure the feet of the mouse have oil on them. Then turn the trap upside down, and apply light pressure to the rodent until removed". I thought the phrase "apply light pressure to the rodent" was hilarious.

  Why the hell does White Castle need a 1800 number? (1-800-THE-CRAVE).

  Infomercials are the bane of my existence.

  I've eaten too much White Castle. I just paid $9 for 10 burgers, 2 medium fries, and 2 drinks. I didn't realize it was a meal for two. I ate it anyway.

  Blah... I'm done. You're right Celt, it does feel a little better, time to go meditate.

  FMZ
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  Speaking in Tongues

  by Pinned Blouse in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i have visited several churches with family and friends and this is something that i cannot get used to.

  i do not know if this is basically done in black churches or not ( i am aa) but it makes me a little uncomfortable.

  i will say that i have had feelings in these churches that i have never felt in the kh.

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  I always thought that the gift of tounges was the ability speak in other languages in order to preach the good news to other lands. Penticost......33CE......(oh God...I got to stop now....slipping into JW speak........Must......get.....it.....out...of... my....head)

  Kabong, you are quite right... The "Holy Spirit" was bestowed upon these individuals so that they could go and preach to those of differing languages. The speaking in tongues at churches these days seems way too showy, just to impress, and Jesus never did anything just to impress crowds.

  I would be quite wary of any church that encourages this...

  FMZ