Great post, Fark! The dubs have deadened their ability to see shades of gray in between black and white, let alone a million other colors.
Pole,
if the average wordly guy is a villain for just refusing to become a witless, then who are apostates in this movie scenario?
According to Farkel's "Handy JW 'Apostate' Glossary,"
"Apostate" - the most evil word in the JW lexicon. Worse than Satan, worse than demons. Say the word, and watch real TERROR well up in the eyes of a JW. (See "Internet")
"Demons" - real SCARY beings. They just can't wait to "get in" to your body and mess you up. A group of bad, bad, spirit entities which somehow love to inhabit used clothing, furniture, lawn chairs, and mostly, apostates, to name a few. They are frequently seen lurking around garage sales, and antique shops.
"Satan" - a token bad guy. Doesn't scare anyone, anymore. But "demons" do.
"Jehovah" - scares JWS more than apostates, demons, and Satan put together. Scares JWs more than any Circuit Overseer ever could, for that matter, or even your typical Elder. Current residence is in, or near the Pleiades Star System."Jehover" - the correct pronunciation of the Divine Name in Israel's Southern and poorer districts.
"Satan Inspired" - to JWs: "them"
"Internet" - hiding out place for demons and apostates.