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New Controversial Christian Faction
by sixsixsixtynine in.
.....believes jesus was nailed to two parallel pieces of wood .
http://www.theonion.com/content/index .
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Why are Witnesses better at being "Mean" than being "Nice"?
by JH inif the elders tell the congregation to shun someone, they will do a good job at it.. if the elders tell the congregation to be good to one another and forgive one another, it doesn't always happen.. if someone is in need in the congregation, it doesn't mean that they will be helped.. so, why are the witnesses better at being mean or insensitive, rather than nice and caring and generous?.
my sister is not a witness.
she is of another religion, and when someone in the congregation needs help, they go full speed ahead to help.
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poppers
Your question reminds me of a little social psychology experiment I did with an 8th grade Social Studies class. I had a volunteer leave the room and instructed everyone else to stand and face the back of the classroom. The volunteer was then told to come back into the room - and sure enough, after about 15 seconds the volunteer, without asking what was going on, stood and faced the back of the room.
Doing what others are doing, even if there is no explanation, appeals to a part of us which feels we must belong to the group. When there are explicit directions to follow, independant action is further undermined. -
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Afghan Clerics, in Friday Prayers, Call for Convert's Execution
by Elsewhere injh ran out of his thread limit for today and asked me to post this news article for him... .
here are his comments:this article is about someone living in afghanistan, wanting to convert to christianity.
they want to put him to death because of that.
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poppers
Even if the government decides not to execute him I bet it will be only a matter of days or hours before someone kills him.
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Dearest JamesThomas...
by AGuest inthe one that is called the holy one of israel, my lord, jaheshua mischajah: christ, of course!
by means of him, all creation came into being.
thus, they "arise" in christ.
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poppers
"All that I ever put into words is a lie. Total bull shit; in that it is not the actual truth; which you are. Which everyone and everything ultimately and foundationally IS."
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My favorite weather...what's yours? (Ozzie's gone fluffy!)
by ozziepost inyep, as i'm tapping away here i started to hear the gentle roar on the patio roof - it was a shower!
and the water's free!.
looking out the window i marvel at the richness of the green - the green leaves on the trees and bushes in the backyard, the green of the grass - and it's various shades too!
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If I sit quietly and simply observe it, whatever weather is happening right now is just fine. When thinking about it, however, I enjoy a steady patter of rain on a summer night. When I was a kid I would sleep in a screened in upstairs backporch, and that type of weather was the best for sleeping - the sound and the smell was so soothing.
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Create a New Name for Yourself!
by Scully inhere is your dose of humour for this afternoon:.
a. follow the instructions to find your new name.. .
b. once you have your new name, post it so we can all see it.
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poppers
Dorky Pottybiscuits
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READ THIS - THE RETURN
by youpeoplearefunnyandsad inno i haven't read the replies to my last post although i'm finding it hard to resist.. but let me just add some things.
there is no doubt that some of you 'apostates but you don't even know it' thought you have given some very clever respones.. just to clarify, i've had my share of the world and i'm glad i'm out of it, you however are hanging around on a jw site this is my first and last day of looking on here - and i'm only on here to wnd you lot up, .
how easy was it really - i'm off sick, how many of you just haven't got anything better to do.
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"I have my own brain and not one of you morons could effect me."
Your "brain" needs some basic re-tuning. Learn to use the proper words if you want to be taken seriously.... Don't you mean to say, "I have my own brain and not one of you morons could affect me."?
If you really had your own brain, and used it, you would be very much affected. The brain you are using is the product of someone else's thinking - now that is truly sad, and not funny at all. -
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"It’s as if the jigsaw puzzle is missing the final piece—the piece that holds the sheen of the eye, or the haze. And so I look for this piece, but the puzzle edges are transparent and shifting--what am I looking for?"
Indeed, what are you looking for? And who is doing the looking? In other words, "Who am I?" - this is the most profound question that can be asked. Finding the answer will complete the puzzle, and what is found is what is looking - consciousness itself. You are looking for what you really are, consciousness. -
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Tell us about something that you liked to do when you were younger
by MsMcDucket ini'll start.
i used to love to dance and sing.
i could dance my arse off (black folk style).
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poppers
I used to make my own gunpowder and fashion homemade fireworks. Can you imagine that? Today if I did that I'd get arrested as some sort of security risk. I also used to love going to the local dump and shoot rats with my lever action .22 - I would always trudge through the garbage to examine my kills. I also loved to make blow guns and target shoot with it.
In looking at the above paragraph it would appear that I was obsessed with violence of some sort or other, but I wasn't. -
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Dearest JamesThomas...
by AGuest inthe one that is called the holy one of israel, my lord, jaheshua mischajah: christ, of course!
by means of him, all creation came into being.
thus, they "arise" in christ.
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poppers
Wow - I've been following this thread for some time, and I cannot believe what I'm seeing.
"But I am truthful when I say that one of reasons you're having the difficulty you are, is because you are not being honest. Again, you know it and I know it. You wanted to "silence" me with your wisdom and, unfortunately, that did not occur."
What presumption! Have you crawled inside JT's mind to know this for a fact or do you only have your assumptions? How can I know for a fact that you are being honest? Because you say so? See what I mean? James can come right back and say to you that he is being honest and you wouldn't believe him because your mind is already set against believing him, your mind is made up. A declaration from him about his honesty wouldn't sway you at all, would it? So how can you expect others to accept your declarations of honesty? I can't crawl inside your mind just as you can't crawl inside his.
James is attempting to point to what cannot be pinned down by anything the mind (carnal or "spiritual") defines. Any explanation is conceptual - it cannot be the thing being described. He is simply pointing people to directly and consciously experience "that" in which mind appears. Mind is mind, and as long a mind is attempting to grasp conceptually what "that" is, "that" will be overlooked. "That" is the foundation for everything, and when mind no longer interferes with "that" the underlying unity of creation is revealed - there is no longer a "this and that", only "that". Mind is the great divider of "that" and creates separation. Your mind has created this separation, and the unwillingness to directly see this for yourself maintains this separation. This is where religions and philosphies arise, in this separation, and this is the battleground for those who remain trapped in this separation. Whether this battleground is defended by an institution (religious or philosophical) or an individual egoic identity, the result is the same - separation.
I would like to add that your tone masks a hostility, perhaps unconsciously on your part, that is quite grating.