There was certainly a list of experiences that I didn't get to enjiy when I wanted to, but I felt like I still got to be a teenager. I just had to be a little more discreet about it ... clean the beer cans out of the truck before pulling in the driveway, hide the roach clip, make sure the condom wrapper made it out the window ...
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69How many were raised as a JW during their teenage years?
by codeblue in.
and how many of you feel because of that, you never really got to be a "teenager"?
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What's was your most "embarrassing" moment as a JW ???
by run dont walk inwork, service, kingdom hall, nightlife, assembly, restaurant, what was you worst moment as a jw.
i'm sure we all have a top ten, .
for me hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm, .
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Dan-O
Wow ... stuff I haven't thought about in years ...
OK. count me as another member of the poorly timed teenage woodie squad. There was an attractive young sister who always sat across the aisle from us on Sundays. I spent a lot of meetings staring at those long legs. I worried that I'd do some sort of David Banner/Incredible Hulk routine & rip through my pants.
Most embarrassing? Had to be the Sunday when I was recovering from the flu. I felt like I was gonna hurl, so I went to the men's room instead of puking on the the head of the woman sitting in front of me. You know how it feels like every muscle in your body tightens when you barf? Yeah, well ... that also means that while stuff is getting forced out of one bodily opening, it can also get forced out of another. I can't believe I shit my pants while throwing up in the KH bathroom. I wound up tossing my underwear in the garbage (wrapped in paper towels, of course) and asked my dad to drive me home. I was very happy that he didn't make me sit thru the rest of the meeting.
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Worst songs you ever heard
by Nosferatu inwhat are some of the worst songs you've ever heard?
here's a list of mine: .
the memory remains - metallica.
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Dan-O
I was thinking about William Shatner's rendition of Lucy In The Sky, too ...
And speaking of the Osbournes, have you heard Pat Boone's cover of Crazy Train?
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Dan-O
OK. Screw it. I was gonna post a pic of the hairball, but it doesn't wanna work.
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How Many Reveal Themselves Totally On This Board?
by minimus insome feel that you should put out a history of who you are, what your life was and is like now and express it in a very simple way so that everyone can "know" you.
we've had posters say they were elders, elder's sisters, hurt jws, etc.
it could all be a little fantasy.
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Dan-O
Yeah, but Sally ... there are former journalism students here who enjoy a balanced story ...
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Hacienda del Corona
by simplesally inok............who wants to come party at our corona hangout?.
the hacienda is open and serving drinks.
i think i need something stronger tonight.........i need that bartender to mix me up a vodka 7......who else?
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Dan-O
No wonder they call Mr. Nugent "The Flesh-Eater".
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Hacienda del Corona
by simplesally inok............who wants to come party at our corona hangout?.
the hacienda is open and serving drinks.
i think i need something stronger tonight.........i need that bartender to mix me up a vodka 7......who else?
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Dan-O
Canadian, blue label ... Pam Anderson was wearing a LaBatt's shirt when she was "discovered" ...
Jukebox ... does it have anything by The Offspring?
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Home Alone
by Surreptitious ini'm actually sitting here sipping scotch and watching queer eye.
amazing.
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Dan-O
linguistic twist are good for sex
Only cunning linguistic twists are good for sex.
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Hacienda del Corona
by simplesally inok............who wants to come party at our corona hangout?.
the hacienda is open and serving drinks.
i think i need something stronger tonight.........i need that bartender to mix me up a vodka 7......who else?
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Dan-O
Wow ... the board didn't like the first joke I posted. So, I'll try again ...
"Pardon me, Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And, who was the woman you were with?"
"Sure and I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Patricia Kelly?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Liz Shannon?"
"I'm sorry, but I can't name her."
"Was it Cathy Morgan?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Fiona McDonald, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church mass for three months. Be off with you now."
Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Three month's vacation and five good leads."
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Hacienda del Corona
by simplesally inok............who wants to come party at our corona hangout?.
the hacienda is open and serving drinks.
i think i need something stronger tonight.........i need that bartender to mix me up a vodka 7......who else?
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Dan-O
Sally, you may have your choice of Budweiser, Jim Beam, Captain Morgan, Tangueray, Bailey's, or Kahlua ... got a few mixers around here as well ... let's see ... bitters, club soda, sweet & sour ... lemme find some orange slices & I'll make you an Old Fashioned?
If you can get the green light from Mrs. . I could peel down to my whitey tighties. But forget any ideas of me serving up drinks while wearing a thong.