I have a fine collection of adipose tissue. I keep it with me at all times.
Posts by Dan-O
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71What do you collect?
by scootergirl inanything that brings such enjoyment to your life that it is almost an obsession that you are constantly hunting and searching for?
i collect pieces made my marjolein bastin.
for those that aren't familiar w/this artist, here is a bit about her:.
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MEN ONLY- Freezing up at the Urinal!
by Funchback inwomen are invited to read this but they most certainly won't be able to relate.
i know there have to be a lot of men out there who can't pee while in a crowded public restroom (bathroom).
personally, the more people who surround me while i'm standing at the urinal, the more difficult it is for me to pee.
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Dan-O
The toilets in my high school locker room were the same way, Popper ... just a row of commodes with no divider walls or stall doors.
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MEN ONLY- Freezing up at the Urinal!
by Funchback inwomen are invited to read this but they most certainly won't be able to relate.
i know there have to be a lot of men out there who can't pee while in a crowded public restroom (bathroom).
personally, the more people who surround me while i'm standing at the urinal, the more difficult it is for me to pee.
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Dan-O
Go into any men's room in a crowded beer-drinking environment where urine traffic spills over into the stalls and you will see exactly why the urinal was a stroke of genius
And then go into any crowded baseball stadium men's room where the stalls and the urinals are all occupied, and you'll see exactly why the sink was a stroke of genius. It works just as well as a urinal.
The whole bashful bladder syndrome is purely psychological. I've been thru it, too. It simply takes a couple of successful missions in a crowded bathroom and suddenly your no longer have a problem.
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Maybe I hoard things too much?
by Simon ini've just been sorting out various paperwork and going through the filing cabinet.
as well as every pay advice i've ever had (20+ years worth back to '83) i also have every bank statement, every cheque stub and, erm ... a big wad of atm receipts going back at least 10 years !
i just can't stand to throw things away for fear that i may need them one day!!.
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Dan-O
I've only recently got rid of some *very* old computer bits ... y'know, 25Mhz 486 CPUs
Ummm ... you don't by any chance need any old 286 parts, or perhaps a gently used dot matrix printer, do you? I was looking in my basement the other day, and ...
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Do I really upset people on here?
by ScoobySnax in.
i don't think i say anything more forthright than the next on here........ its just that i believe differently.. if i do upset people then i'll go.. if i don't then i'll stay.. scoob
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Dan-O
Sit, Scooby. Stay. Good boy.
I dunno, man. Upset people about what? You've never frosted my skivvies, for what it's worth.
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Bonehead of the day
by JeffT ini have a "bonehead of the day" calendar.
yesterday's entry:.
why some people get paid the big bucks.. "it is being treated as a suspicious death.".
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Dan-O
, MAF
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Did You Ever Want To Punch Somebody?
by Elmer J. Fudd ini'm talkin' 'bout a john wayne round house with all the weight behind it.
wham!
elmer
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Dan-O
Sure, and I've done it when I felt the situation called for it. Who hasn't?
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Stopping smoking and EnglishMan
by Celtic inbloomin hec, i go on like this and i'll be so cleaner living person that day in witlesses will pale in comparison.. as some of you know, i gave up smoking cannabis several weeks ago, and to be honest, don't really find i'm missing it, was sending me cuckoo la la too much.
cut my drinking way back, this past winter, i was concerned that the amount i was intaking was getting a bit out of hand, plus not all the time, did i like what it was doing to me, and i'm sure others thought i was quite loopy on the stuff too, so, down to just a tinny a night now, 'cept for last night when i had 5 or 6, the post shows the effect, though of course, i did write that just for a laugh.. i got up this morning, smoked my usual hand rolled tobacco, and thought why the hell am i doing this, smoking me little cancer stick, even the taste of it is foul, disgusting.
so, just now i thought right thats it, so i slapped a 10mg patch on my arm and have decided to give it a ruddy good crack at giving it up all together as of now.
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Dan-O
Whatever you do, Celt ... stay away from the dartboards. I had quit for a year & a half, but was on a business trip. And what do people do at the end of the day when they're hundreds of miles from home? They go to the hotel bar. A beer in one hand, a dart in the other ... just didn't feel right without a cigarette at my lips. And wouldn't you know it, two other people at my table were smoking my old brand. And I started up again. That was 11 years ago.
Good luck with the change of habits.
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What is wrong with these women, why are they trying to kill me with sex?
by Maverick ini have had a rough couple of weeks with these kidney stones.
i would have liked to take a few days off to recover but i have contracts to complete before i fly off to frenchbabyface land.. this last monday i was hurting pretty bad but managed to suffer though a day of site prep for a big tile job.
i came home about 3 pm and cleaned up and went to bed.
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Dan-O
Two different women wanting to jump your bones on three separate occasions in the same week, and you're looking for answers? I hope to God you're not expecting pity from me, Chief. LOL
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Going Bald?
by Puternut inok, i went to get my hair cut yesterday, and i told her i wanted to do something different.
i've had it long, then colored it blonde, spiked it, and now it's short.
she said how about bald?
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Dan-O
Why not? The beauty of it is that your hair will grow back. At least you have a choice in the matter, man! *LOL*