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  4th of July

  by desbah in

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  i'm just wondering.....since some of you are now no longer apart of wt will you celebrate with a usa flag displayed outside your house.....

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  Dan-O

  Outside my house? Nah. Too much work. But I have one on the sleeve of my Scout leader uniform.
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  Just want to tell you all I am drunk

  by stillajwexelder in

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  2. beliefs

  so i do not give a shit if a mod locks this thread i am drunk - on my 4th margarrittta and i mix 1 part tequilla to 1 part mixer so they are strong and one can really taste the tequilla - and i am drunk and do not give a shit - oh and by the way i am not going on field service in the morning

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  Dan-O

  You know, it all makes sense now! The Dubs and their penchant for four door cars to use in field service? It's so the folks with hangovers can sit in the back seat & blow chunks out the window.
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  Just want to tell you all I am drunk

  by stillajwexelder in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  so i do not give a shit if a mod locks this thread i am drunk - on my 4th margarrittta and i mix 1 part tequilla to 1 part mixer so they are strong and one can really taste the tequilla - and i am drunk and do not give a shit - oh and by the way i am not going on field service in the morning

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  Dan-O

  When you're hung over, it's the PERFECT time to go out in service. You knock on fewer doors that way ... because all that knocking just makes your head hurt more.
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  How hard would it be to twist witnesses in knots as an xjw?

  by AK - Jeff in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i mean we know how shallow the basic witness thinking is - we were there once ourselves.

  do you think you could twist them into a pretzel?

  what lines of reasoning would you use?

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  Dan-O

  Tell them that the Almighty grooves on lesbians.
  
  After all, the Hebrew scriptures specifically and separately addresses bestiality by both men and by women, but the Greek scriptures condemn only 'men who lie with men'. It may make a vague reference to women who 'forsake their nature' but it doesn't specifically condemn two chicks having a good time. Tell them that Jehovah likes to watch.
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  Are you now BEARDED or BEARDLESS????

  by zagor in

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  2. friends

  just wondering how many are now wearing beard and what's the main reason for it.

  rebellion perhaps?.

  i just love my new goat beard and moustache.

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  Dan-O

  If I had my 'druthers, I'd shave ever week or so. Problem is, Mrs. O thinks I'm all scratchy & nasty after a day or two without shaving. My choices were 1. shave daily or 2. grow a beard. I grew a beard.
  
  Pissing off the Dubs was just a bonus.
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  What's your view on my "Being the Brother" issue that came up today?

  by soundbox_guy in

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  i'm in field service today and i'm not even the guy that took the group out, as a matter of fact, i show up late today as usual.

  well anyway, i'm assigned to be on another street with my mother and some other witnesses.

  at this point i'm the only brother because the other guy hasn't shown up yet.

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  Dan-O

  The sheep need a leader with a crook to herd them.
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  Jehovah Witnesses getting too aggressive around here!

  by hubert in

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  my sister found this article in a local newspaper and gave it to me.

  seems that a whole group ot j.w.

  's entered his house without permission.

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  Dan-O

  When they come inside without permission, you can shoot them.
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  Had a jw non-father's day today

  by georgefoster in

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  2. family

  my jw step-son (age 7) asked me if today was father's day.

  then he brought me a present.

  jw wife stayed in the other room.

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  Dan-O

  I dunno.
  
  When I was 16, I bought a bottle of Jack Daniels around Christmas or New Years & gave it to my Dad with a red bow on top of the bottle. We cracked it open & had a drink. I think that's the only 'holiday' we ever marked together.
  
  Mrs. O asked me today what I wanted for Father's Day. I told her that in spite of the fact that she has asked me twice this week, I had no clue. I dunno if I want to go play golf tomorrow or if I want to get drunk & watch golf or NASCAR or go fishing or ... damn, whatever. I'll figure it out tomorrow.
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  I just turned 28, two minutes ago. What advice can you give me?

  by el jarocho mayor in

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  well, what advice can you give me?

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  Dan-O

  "and don't follow Dan's advice, he kinda scares me"
  
  You're not the first, Suger Plum.
  
  Really? Someone asking, at 28, 'what should I do?' If he hasn't figured it out by now, he's better off to end it quickly.
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  I'm a newbie Texan!

  by target in

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  back in april i asked for advice from all of you about texas.

  well, we hopped a plane and checked out the woodlands, north of houston.

  we loved it!

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  Dan-O

  Mmmmm ... Tex-Ass! I'll see ya in 5 months ... Turkey Day at Mom's.