Posts by ohiocowboy

once, when i was nine, i farted so loud, from the back row, that the guy giving the prayer started laughing and had to try really hard not to totally lose it.. any other stories?

ohiocowboy

I think Farts are one of the funniest things-I fart, Therefore I am!

Reading some of the posts on most embarrasing moments at the kingdom hall has some related threads.

If you really want to give someone an evil payback-Fart into their pillow-down works best, as the gas stays inside much longer-then carefully place it back down fluffed up. When they go to bed and put their head on the pillow, the fart comes out in their face!

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DFing and The Data Protection Act.

by rick1199 in

i remeber hearing a couple of years back that if an organistion has any information held on you and you request to view it they have to show it to you.

has any one asked to see the information held on their dfing ?

also has any one asked for the infomation to be destroyed, which, i think the org would have to do as well.

ohiocowboy

Talk about religion being "A snare and a Racket"!

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Worst songs you ever heard

by Nosferatu in

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what are some of the worst songs you've ever heard?

here's a list of mine: .

the memory remains - metallica.

ohiocowboy

Remember when the new songbook Sing Praises to Jehovah came out? There was a song in there, I forget the name, but the melody when starting was very gloomy, sounded like a funeral dirge, and said "Dark days are here, man lives in fear, with dire expectation, as to all creation...yadayada ya. Then the chorus totally changes to a Looney tunes type melody. Most people in the KH thought this song was funny.

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Worst songs you ever heard

by Nosferatu in

jw
friends

what are some of the worst songs you've ever heard?

here's a list of mine: .

the memory remains - metallica.

ohiocowboy

OURS IS THE GOD OF FAILED PROPHECIES.......

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How many were raised as a JW during their teenage years?

by codeblue in

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and how many of you feel because of that, you never really got to be a "teenager"?

codeblue

ohiocowboy

Yes, I was raised from age 6, and spent my teen years+ in the org. It has been great the past several years to finally be able to catch up on what I missed-Lots of Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll! (Well, maybe not as much the "Drugs" part)-LOL

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What's was your most "embarrassing" moment as a JW ???

by run dont walk in

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work, service, kingdom hall, nightlife, assembly, restaurant, what was you worst moment as a jw.

i'm sure we all have a top ten, .

for me hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm, .

ohiocowboy

I actually have 3-I don't know which one is the most embarrasing or the funniest!

1. When I was about 16, I was going door to door with an older Brother, this brother had a big green Booger hanging out of his nose-I mean OUT HIS NOSE! Being much younger, I did not want to embarrass him by saying anything, so I spent the hour in service with him knocking on doors, hoping nobody would be home-naturally, most were- and needless to say, we did not place much lit. that day! It was sooo hard seeing people's reactions when they opened the door! It must have been "Jehovah's Spirit" that kept me from totally busting out at the gills with laughter!

2. At about age 13, being a young male, "Things" happen to "Pop Up" at the most inopportune times without warning-The brother on stage says "Now lets all stand and sing song number such and such". Up we go, and out it pokes. Thinking back, Too bad the song wasn't "Keep your eyes on the prize"!!!

3. At about age 17, during the Theocrapic Ministry school, my parents were in the 2nd school, and my Grandmother and I were in the main hall. Seated about 6 rows from the front during a talk, I reached down to get something from the floor when VRRRRRRRRRIP! I let out one the the loudest farts that I have ever done! I sat up, beet red by this time, and my Grandmother elbowed me to keep my mouth shut. The brother on stage's eyes were as big as silver dollars, as the little ones in the cong. kept snickering. As soon as second school got out, my parents came through the door, and a Sister went to my mother and said "L----" you will never guess what your son did! After the meeting another brother came up and said that it felt as if he "Got shot in the back"! It took awhile to live that one down! That Eggplant Parmesian really kicked!