Posts by xLaurax

i'm sure someone else has already posted this in the past, but someone sent it to me this morning and with all the politics going on i got a good laugh.... why did the chicken cross the road?.

george w bush .

chicken crossing the road.

Did anyone ever have an affair?

by betty boop in

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just curious how many people were shady and were having affairs in the congregation.

in other words, did anyone have a relationship with a married jw?

I am BBBBBBAD to the BBBBBBONE !!!!

by Puternut in

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it's friday night... and i go into the convenience store.

i walk into the store and say: hey honey, why are we here again?

oh yeah, munchies !!!....

xLaurax

Ok so i must be stupid cos i dont get it

Can somebody explain.......

xLauarx

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What makes you happy?

by winter in

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there are many thing's in this that makes us happy, could you mention one?

Hmm... well what nakes me really happy is my big bed . When i get into it on a night and it's warm and cosy - especially when i close the curtains around it. Other things that make me happy are being with my friends... dont know what u would do without thoe guys and just being with my family. Oh yeah... i almost forgot, being with the boyfriend too

xLaurax

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Gender Wars!!!!!

by Lehaa in

some of you have probably seen this, though it was funny so i shared.. you may not know that many non-living things have a gender.

1) freezer bags-they are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) copiers-they are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

xLaurax

lmao!! that's a good one!

xLaurax

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Are you blonde?

by simplesally in

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do you ever do dumb stuff or feel gullible?

someone ever play a practical joke on you for a long time?.

my ex and i would rent dvd's and as i would go to bed, he would turn off the lights and tell me he was going to rewind the movie.

xLaurax

yup im blonde ... and face the little blonde jokes everyday of my life. The most embarassing thing i ever said has gotta be on a school trip to France. We were passing the Eiffel tower on the coach.. the only problem was i didn't know that it was infact the Eiffel tower and so idiot me went and shouted out... 'Where's the Eiffel tower'. I've never quite lived that one down

xLaurax

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Come on ENGLAND!!! england v croatia

by Pleasuredome in

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team p w d l f a pts

france

england

xLaurax

YAY come on England we can do it! I for one will be at the pub cheering the boys on! We can make it!!!

xLaurax

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Good Morning

by freein89 in

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it's 5:10 and i've been up since 4, i've had lots o coffee and i feel chatty.

deb

xLaurax

Lol... well the parents went awayt for their anniversary and me and my older brother were babysitting. the little brats came in at 10 o'clock absolutely drunk as could be. One of them thought that it would be funny to be sick all over my bathroom floor! I was not impressed... but hey at least i got my on back... made my lil bro clean the toilets the next day haha!

Sorry for the late reply... was a busy day yesterday!

xLaurax