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  Any Saucy Suggestions?

  by ashitaka in

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  i'm about to give the wife a good hot oil rubdown.

  any suggestions?.

  ashi

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  ashitaka

  I called someone a "saucy baby" in chat, and megadude thought it was hilarious, sooooo....

  I aim to please.

  To all you saucy babies out there, wet sloppy ones all around, along with a round of Guinness!
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  Any Saucy Suggestions?

  by ashitaka in

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  2. friends

  i'm about to give the wife a good hot oil rubdown.

  any suggestions?.

  ashi

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  ashitaka

  I'm about to give the wife a good hot oil rubdown. Any suggestions?

  :)

  ashi
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  Which MALE body type do you prefer?

  by ItsJustMe in

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  personally, i like under 6', muscular, dark eyes, curly dark hair.. self-confidence is a must, as is laughing at my jokes!

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  ashitaka

  The Taliban would have all of you killed for this thread.

  If I were a man-lover, I suppose I'd be a bear. Hairy face important?

  roooaaarrrr..lol

  p.s.-the wife like big arms, she says

  ashi
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  Best assembly for girls

  by sleepy in

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  2. friends

  so when you were a teenager and it was assembly time which convention did you go to, to go bird watching?.

  there were always rumors of the magical convestion someware where all the girls were lookers and were eager to meet young brothers.. did you all go to the pub after , whats the biggest crowd you ever saw after the covention in a pub.. once there were over a hundred of us crowding the locals out.. got any stories

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  ashitaka

  I always thought the 700's were the real meat rack at Philly. That hot hell of a place....

  Some fine women, but mostly brainwashed, inhibited girls....thank God I got a freaky-eaky.

  ashi
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  toilet humor

  by peaceloveharmony in

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  2. humour

  an old man and his wife have gone to bed.

  after laying there a few minutes.

  the old man farts and says, "seven points.".

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  ashitaka

  lololololololol-

  POOP

  funny at 3 yrs., and funny now
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  Assemby Halls for Profit?

  by Jim Dee in

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  i've just come back from the weekend snooze (know to others as the circuit assembly hall in bristol).. the local congregations paid a fortune for the assembly hall to be built.

  it was a major build with purchase of land and construction costing a fortune - and paid for by voluntary donations.

  however our po has informed me that the circuit was charged 4,300 for the weekend assembly!

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  ashitaka

  An utter disgusting waste of money from people who sometimes don't have enough to eat-my life growing up is a perfect example...we had ten dollars to our names and my brain-dead father dropped it in the contribution box.

  Some elder who owned three cars and made 80,000 a year said it's always good to give what we had. Didn't see that FAT ass wanting for bread.

  HYPCRITES!
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  Are Witnesses Losing Their Sanity?

  by metatron in

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  in recent years, i'm hearing more and more stories that suggest.

  that the collective state of mental health among jws may be.

  declining rapidly.

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  ashitaka

  Yes.

  ashi
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  Zev's UN/WTS Scandal Web Site

  by hawkaw in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  zev's internet site is up and running at:.

  ( http://www.geocities.com/plowbitch69/.

  zev's site will have a few more features added to it by next week.

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  ashitaka

  Cool site man!!! I signed the guestbook.

  Thanks for the memories, watchtower!!! I never forget old friends!! And neither do Hawkaw, Kent, MacHi, Zev, Mommy.........on and on and on and on.

  lol
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  Senior al Qaeda Official Killed

  by dubla in

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  for anyone following the events in afghanistan, a link to the most recent news >>> http://www.cnn.com/2001/us/11/16/gen.war.against.terror/index.html.

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  ashitaka

  Good. Can we put him on public display and let him rot in the village square?
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  Embarrassing JW Parents-How 'bout U?

  by ashitaka in

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  so, what horrible or just plain silly thing have you guys experienced under the thumb of jw parents?.

  i'll relate one-.

  there was a time the 7th grade had won a contest for something.

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  ashitaka

  Hear that....my in-laws were much more evil than my parents ever were...