Posts by RubyTuesday

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Favorite Monty Python Sketch?

by Bendrr in

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maybe this one has been done before.. what's your favorite monty python sketch?.

mike.

Michael Jackson shocks crowd in Berlin

by Brymichmom in

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click on where it says, "more on this story:" pictures.

it's just shocking!

what is wrong with this man dangling a small child out of the hotel balcony????.

RubyTuesday

A "reliable source" told me it wasn't Micheal at all!! His pet monkey got loose. No bananas for him tonight!!

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Who makes you LOL?

by RubyTuesday in

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i think the type of humor we like says alot about our personalities.soooo.....now be nice...what does it say about me....i like" weird al " yankovic.

i saw him in concert at cal poly university one year and i laughed so hard!!

http://www.humor.com/html/comedians/links.html.

I think the type of humor we like says alot about our personalities.Soooo.....now be nice...what does it say about me....I like" Weird Al " Yankovic. I saw him in concert at Cal Poly University one year and I laughed so hard!!

http://www.humor.com/html/comedians/links.html

So who do you like...click on the link for suggestions. Be honest now...I was!!

Edited by - rubytuesday on 19 November 2002 17:53:55

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Test your hidden biases

by nilfun in

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interesting page at tolerance.org.

this test probes for an automatic stereotype that native americans are not as "american" as white americans.. .

this test measures unconscious or automatic associations of "good" and "bad" with imagery reflecting diversity in sexual orientation.. .

RubyTuesday

Can't tolerate taking tests.

Besides.. I passed the cool test because i did'nt take it (Cool people don't take test)

Don't want to ruin my cool rep. by taking this test.

Ruby of the... thinks she is cool class but shes not.

Edited by - rubytuesday on 19 November 2002 17:24:18

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A Question To All You Women Out There

by SpannerintheWorks in

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your partner gets home from work, and he's in a shitty mood.

he kicks the cat (twice) and the doors are hanging off their hinges.

1. say: did you have a bad day at the office, dear?.

RubyTuesday

I know your joking about the cat..just trying to get your point across of how bad a day he had.

I would say #1....Then i would sit and listen no matter how long it took

Then I would tell him everything will be alright.

Then i would make him his favorite dinner.

Mix his favorite drink.

Give him a full body massage.

And then...

Nevermind

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JW Joke on Jay Leno

by email in

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yesterday night jay leno made a joke on jws.. .

he said that "al qaeda and osama bin laden's plan is to convert every american to islam or they will face severe consequences... and you thought jehovah witnesses were pushy!

edited by - email on 19 november 2002 12:19:44.

RubyTuesday

Hehe....

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Did anyone accuse you of being materialistic?

by freedom96 in

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these days, it takes a lot of money to make ends meet.

i live in southern california, and it takes even more.

let alone if one wants to get ahead in life.. in order to do that, either one needs schooling, or must own their own business.

RubyTuesday

I was accused of being materialistic after I left the org. I worked at a garage (in the office) and one day i bought my new jeep and was showing it off to everyone...All the machanics where looking at it. One of the mechanics was a JW (an Elder!!)that was constantly trying to hook me up with his wife so that she could teach me their garbage...(He did't know i used to be one) He didn't say much when all the other mechanics where checking it out.When they left he stayed and started preaching to me about how we should worship god and that storing up material things on earth is wrong...blah blah blah ....guess he expected me to walk 30 miles to work everyday. The last thing he said is...don't become a slave to your possesiions.

About 2 months later i notice all this commontion in the garage...He had just bought a Porshe and was showing it to all the mechanics. I went out and looked at it and as i was walking away i said (just had too) Be carefull you would'nt want to be a slave to your possesions now would you? when i looked back he turned a bright red and could'nt look me in the eye.

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Bush's Poodle

by Iron Eagle in

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tony blair is george bush's little poodle.

this guy is going against what every englishman really wants by standing side by side with you yanks on everything bush decideds to do .

as terrible as 9/11 really was , if it was london that dusty bin laden would have hit , there is no way that bush would be side by side with blair in a 'war on terrorism' .

RubyTuesday

President Bush has a springer spaniel..

Edited by - rubytuesday on 18 November 2002 16:32:1

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A Question to all men out there

by sunshineToo in

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let's say you are out with your girlfriend/wife for a nice lunch in a nice restaurant.

then, all of sudden she is in pain!!!

well, she is having her monthly thing.

RubyTuesday

This situation would never happen to me.We would'nt be out in public in the first place.My boyfriend keeps me chained up at home that time of month.He says he is just doing his duty to keep the streets safer.

Edited by - rubytuesday on 18 November 2002 15:5:31

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I Need To Gain Weight??

by Dutchie in

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i am so bummed!

i went to the doctor yesterday and he said that i was too thin and that i need to gain 5 or 10 pounds.

i don't understand why.

RubyTuesday

Dutchie..you can bulk up by using weight machines at your gym..(sounds like that is what your doing) The trick is to move the weights slowly...people that want to slim down use lighter weights and faster reps.

I can't believe your doctor doesn't know that working out on weights not only builds muscle it also makes your bones stronger...These docs need a refresher course.

Edited by - rubytuesday on 18 November 2002 12:55:10