I hired one of those fake "humble elders", who used to love to hear himself speak. He always had assembly parts yada yada yada. Anyway he worked for me about 6 months when I found out he was trying to start his own business with my tools, and business accounts. He was immediately court-marshalled, after the big stink I made about it to all the other big watchtower honchos, and still to this day, he cannot give pubic talks. That fat pig got what was coming to him.
Dismembered