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candidlynuts
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Why does God need to be worshiped?
by Scully injust curious about this question today and wondered if anyone else has pondered this.. is worship meant to be a reverent show of appreciation for life that god imparts to individuals?
if that's the case, and someone - by the mere accident of their birth - has a truly crappy life, why should these people worship god or show him "appreciation" for their unfortunate circumstances?
why should anyone who endures hardships worship god, particularly if they have been worshiping god and then all of a sudden a heap of trouble just plops into their lives, unannounced and unwelcome??.
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Stop them! They're going after the Hall!!!!!
by kwintestal ineach year on devil's night (oct. 30 for those who are unaware of it's title) and halloween, all of our area halls would gather a group of brothers, usually elders, and they'd take shifts in "guarding" the kingdumb hall, protecting jehovah's sacred place from evil youths bent on vandalising it.
i can't see anyone vandalizing it as a target, except x-jw's but x-jw's would do it anytime of year, they don't need an occasion.
well one year in my late teens, and on my way out, one of my friends had the brilliant idea to drive around to the local halls, and throw ziplock bag packets (like a water ballon) of egg yolk and whites (no shells because they hurt), flower and oil at the ones guarding the hall, not the hall itself.
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candidlynuts
maybe they are afraid someone will spray paint the sign KINGDOM HELL
or break a window... ( oh thats right.. no windows TO break lol)
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crabs? lice? strange emu boobs?
Candidlynuts : of the Why dont men hit on me class.......
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well an emu gotta get her thrills somewhere.. watch discovery channel sometime.. you'll understand self beaking LMAO
i'm watchin The big chill and pretending i went to college.. be back later !
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my mom is a psychodub
by Tim Horton ini told my mom that i tried to commit suicide and she asked me who was going to have a bible study with my son.
there was no other word's from her other than that.
not even a reaction.
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well.......if armageddon comes in 5 yrs i'm sure it'll find your fwd'ing address!
glad you sound more upbeat and positive in this post. hang in there.. make your decisions for whats best for you as a couple and for your kiddos.
hugs
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i'm not chicken! i'm EMU.. and i was busy trying to catch my own tail to PROVE i dont stank!
the only odor around here is of monkey nature ... you poo slinging monkeys start to reek after a few days.
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so says the monkey with more pin feathers than any EMU has!
howd you get back lit like that anyway? gotta lamp hanging out your behind?
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those are feathers NOT HAIR! its plumage dangit!
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Kentucky presiding overseers obfuscate facts in print
by Gopher inhere's a puff-piece in the danville, kentucky, usa newspaper.
it looks like it was written by a public relations representative of the wts and published word-for-word.
the news was that a spanish congregation has been added.
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Don Mudge, owner of a local carpet-cleaning company, is the presiding overseer of the English-speaking congregation, which currently includes five elders and 53 active members. Jim Uhrig, owner of a local janitorial and cleaning services company, serves as presiding overseer of the Spanish-speaking congregation
hehe check out their occupations.
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i hear Nair for Nipples is available for you hairy gals.
me..i'm perfect.. no hair where it shouldnt be..although i've heard when i hit 40 i'll be chin pluckin