Posts by candidlynuts

oddly the reason is i am enforcing the wts status quo on issues such as the new blood policy, the doctrine that all that die before big-a are ressurected, that jehovah does not want service motivated by scoldings or bribery, that each person should be free to make up their own mind on their own time, that you don't have to be baptized to survive big-a, that you are counted as a believer if you study, the only required meeting is the memorial, only the 144k have to preach, and that jwism is a belief and as long as you believe it you are a jw regardless of participation.

in one form or another these veiws have been posted in the watchtowers in the last few years.

candidlynuts

that would be one heck of a written review..

xq take the time to make out a test of those issues.. and post it.. see how we do. (haha board homework) j/k.. it would be an interesting quiz though.

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My Dad's rare "Photo Drama Of Creation" -- given to Watchtower Bethel

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up until october 18th, 2004, my (elder in good standing who generally talks to me almost never) father had a copy of the original "photo drama of creation".

for those of you not familiar with it, the "photo drama of creation" was a multimedia experience from the turn of the century, combining (hand painted?

) glass slides with phonograph records resulting in an audio/video presentation years before "talkies".

candidlynuts

maybe thats where i saw it hill.. i cant remember. i was a kid..

did you see a cute blonde haired little girl screaming cuz it was dark or yelling i gotta pee every 5 min? that woulda been me lmao

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bilbical ways to acquire a wife.

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find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes.

(deuteronomy 21:11-13) .

find a prostitute and marry her.

candidlynuts

ah hill...........you wouldnt happen to be single would you? lmao

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Ozzie's Weekend Poll #117

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strange but great times downunder this week!.

ok, now when will it stop so's we can get back to summer?.

what we need is something to take our minds off the election weather, so settle back and let's go polling.. this weekend's poll question is:.

candidlynuts

everyone knew smurfs were bad cuz papa smurf smoked grass in his pipe.

they were all druggies lmao

and elders hated cabbage patch dolls cuz all the ladies in our hall who hadnt had babies cuz it was "so close to the time of the end" collected them and babied them to fill an aching void. how dare they regret serving Jehovah and want normal things like babies!

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We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the Males

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these are the rules: please note... these are all numbered ?1?

on purpose!.

1. breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it.

candidlynuts

one entire minute of thought! that must be an "off the john" record!

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bilbical ways to acquire a wife.

by candidlynuts in

find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes.

(deuteronomy 21:11-13) .

find a prostitute and marry her.

candidlynuts

thanks nancy...

i did the work on finding a wife.. now someone post the biblical advice to catching a rich husband..

only one i can think of is sleeping at boaz's feet.. and i am not going there. mens feet stink.

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bilbical ways to acquire a wife.

by candidlynuts in

find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes.

(deuteronomy 21:11-13) .

find a prostitute and marry her.

candidlynuts

Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's yours.
(Deuteronomy 21:11-13)

Find a prostitute and marry her.
(Hosea 1:1-3)

Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock.
(Moses--Exodus 2:16-21)

Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal.
(Boaz--Ruth 4:5-10)

Go to a party and hide. When the women come out to dance, grab one and carry her off to be your wife.
(Benjaminites--Judges 21:19-25)

Have God create a wife for you while you sleep . Note: this will cost you.
(Adam--Genesis 2:19-24)

Agree to work seven years in exchange for a woman's hand in marriage. Get tricked into marrying the wrong woman. Then work another seven years for the woman you wanted to marry in the first place. That's right. Fourteen years of toil for a wife.
(Jacob--Genesis 29:15-30)

Cut 200 foreskins off of your future father-in-law's enemies and get his daughter for a wife.
(David--1 Samuel 18:27)

Even if no one is out there, just wander around a bit and you'll definitely find someone.
(It's all relative, of course.)
(Cain--Genesis 4:16-17)

Become the emperor of a huge nation and hold a beauty contest.
(Xerxes or Ahasuerus--Esther 2:3-4)

When you see someone you like, go home and tell your parents, "I have seen a . woman; now get her for me." If your parents question your decision, simply say, "Get her for me. She's the one for me."
(Samson-- Judges 14:1-3)

Kill any husband and take HIS wife
(Prepare to lose four sons, though).
(David--2 Samuel 11)

Wait for your brother to die. Take his widow.
(It's not just a good idea; it's the law.)
(Onana and Boaz--Deuteronomy or Leviticus, example in Ruth)

Don't be so picky. Make up for quality with quantity.
(Solomon--1 Kings 11:1-3)

A wife?...NOT?
(Paul--1 Corinthians 7:32-35)

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The Witness Guide to the Internet

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check out what this guy is trying to sell on ebay.

for some reason i don't see this website listed.. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/ebayisapi.dll?viewitem&category=16710&item=5529200803&rd=1.

watchtower - witness internet guide - great links!item number: 5529200803you are signed inemail to a friend | watch this item in my ebay seller informationbibletreasures ( 24)feedback score: 24. positive feedback: 100%.

candidlynuts

"afraid"

of a google list....

tsk tsk tsk