well arent you in the mood tonight....shame baptists dont dance (do they?)
i love poppin mens horny bubbles lmao
candidlynuts
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life on the bottle..........
by hillbilly inlife should be a honky tonkin romp... with a long neck in your back pocket... and a hot lil oklahoma, back-sliding baptist honey in your arms.
just boots scuffin across a peanut shell littered dance hall floor.
in a overheated hall on a dusty road.
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Elder "Screw Up" Stories
by XBEHERE ini know this type of thread has been done before but i am sure not all the stories were mentioned.
anyone have any good ones?
any elders, co, do, gb, etc.
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candidlynuts
changed my mind.. not my story to tell. but yeah theres screw up stories to be told.
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Job
by kwintestal inwhat religion was job?
he was the greatest in the orient, so he obviously wasn't an israelite yet he was considered a friend of jehovah.. the israelites at the time were god's chosen ones.
since job wasn't one of them, does this prove that god accepts more than one religion?
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candidlynuts
that would be like marrying pigpen from charlie brown.. always that dark cloud following him around.
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My Dad's rare "Photo Drama Of Creation" -- given to Watchtower Bethel
by Quotes inup until october 18th, 2004, my (elder in good standing who generally talks to me almost never) father had a copy of the original "photo drama of creation".
for those of you not familiar with it, the "photo drama of creation" was a multimedia experience from the turn of the century, combining (hand painted?
) glass slides with phonograph records resulting in an audio/video presentation years before "talkies".
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candidlynuts
pbbbblt you didnt fail anyone. more shit in that manure pile honey. just keep diggin.
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YOU ARE A LIAR!
by Terry inwhat do you lie about repeatedly?.
what is your biggest lie you ever told?.
what is the worst?.
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candidlynuts
I"m 5'6, 110 pounds, long black hair, very rich and single....
Is that a lie or a delusion? hahahaha
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Lots of things are going wrong...
by Sirona ini'm going through a time when so many things seem to be going wrong.. doesn't it seem as though it never rains, it pours?.
i know the skeptics will roll their eyes at this suggestion: i think that sometimes things happen this way for a reason, and that when we successfully get through it, we are so much stronger.. what do you think about the idea that trials sometimes come along for a reason?.
sirona (of the "searching for a reason" class)
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candidlynuts
hugs sirona hope you are able to stop the pattern soon.
take care of your health !
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YOU ARE A LIAR!
by Terry inwhat do you lie about repeatedly?.
what is your biggest lie you ever told?.
what is the worst?.
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candidlynuts
if i only admitted to one third i'd be way boring than i already am.
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YOU ARE A LIAR!
by Terry inwhat do you lie about repeatedly?.
what is your biggest lie you ever told?.
what is the worst?.
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candidlynuts
i lie by ommision more than anything. i suck at lying to someones face.
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Job
by kwintestal inwhat religion was job?
he was the greatest in the orient, so he obviously wasn't an israelite yet he was considered a friend of jehovah.. the israelites at the time were god's chosen ones.
since job wasn't one of them, does this prove that god accepts more than one religion?
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candidlynuts
good question. i think after my God sicced satan on me i'd have changed religionsand found a nicer god myself lol
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My Brother's Funeral-Part TWO- The Reception
by doodle-v inhere is the link to part one:.
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/7/79037/1.ashx.
it didn?t help that it was dark, and my dad was a slow driver.. ?ok sorry, i?ll go slower.?
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candidlynuts
your mom does sound like she's coming around. all in all it could have been much worse. i'm glad it went ok for you and J.