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  I know nothing about soccer

  by MsDucky in

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  what countries have the best teams?.

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  No no no the CORRECT answer to this question is 'who cares...'

  I watched a game yesterday from start to finish and I was just about ready to gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon...
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  Meeting experience

  by gutted in

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  this weeks service meeting was typical.. "where were you?

  " "i'm concerned about you".

  then the typical song and dance of the parts/talks, all recycled notions of doing better in the service.

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  Take the seams out of all your clothes and sew in velcro then when on stage just tear your clothes off! WOO WOO WOO!
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  "Armageddon is Weeks Away" Phrase...Is WT pushing this phrase more recently?

  by mentallyfree31 in

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  i'm wondering if this phrase is perhaps being pushed recently in letters to the elders or circuit overseers.

  i have heard it a time or two here in the last few days on the forum - specifically from a bethelite.. also, the last conversation i had with my presiding overseer about 5 weeks ago, he used this exaxt phrase: "i believe armageddon is only weeks away".. i know its been right around the corner for 130 years, but it seems this exact phrase seems to be floating around a lot lately.. what are your thoughts?

  jw's usually don't think for themselves - they just repeat what those above them say.

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  They are wrong, armageddon came invisibly in 1975...
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  If You Still "Had" To Go To Meetings What "Disrespectful" Things Might You Do?

  by minimus in

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  i know some who go to meetings because they feel they have to because of family or other considerations.. imagine going to a meeting and having your iphone with you!.

  how would it look if you had a watchtower in your hands along with a tv guide?.

  think about going to a meeting with strong booze breath.. any other suggestions?

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  I like the streaking idea (for the girls)
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  If You Still "Had" To Go To Meetings What "Disrespectful" Things Might You Do?

  by minimus in

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  i know some who go to meetings because they feel they have to because of family or other considerations.. imagine going to a meeting and having your iphone with you!.

  how would it look if you had a watchtower in your hands along with a tv guide?.

  think about going to a meeting with strong booze breath.. any other suggestions?

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  mkr32208

  I disagree with Keyser on page one, we had apostates make 'scenes' during our meetings maybe 4 times total during my entire witness life. I can remember what happened and what the person said each and every time. It DID stick with me and when I started researching I DID think about what those people had said.

  It never ever even once 'reaffirmed' my faith.
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  This year's memorial invite had no black people on the front cover picture.

  by african GB Member in

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  did anyone notice?.

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  They all studied REALLY hard and turned white...
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  Ex-Elders please advice on my first Public Talk as a MS.

  by african GB Member in

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  the topic is- "young people: serve jehovah wholeheartedly".. i'd appreciate various points that would make this talk appealing to my cong.

  youths, but please keep it within jw boundaries because i don't want to give my elders any hint of me being an apostate yet.. i have to say that i am still enjoying my newly given "priviledges'', and am still so surprised that holy spirit has'nt pointed me out yet.. agbm.

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  Zero, I think that was littletoe. He was a great guy he's moved on with his life and doen't come on here anymore but you can find the threads if you search for that username (I think)

  AGBM is an ass clown...
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  Officially announced at meeting: I am an ex-parrot......

  by not a captive in

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  i mailed my letter of disassociation three months ago.

  no response.

  i saw a friend(was once?

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  Yes and for many years we were all nailed to that perch...
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  deadliest warrior - spike TV

  by DaCheech in

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  does anyone else watch this show on spike tv?.

  just saw the shaolin monk beat the crap out the polynesian maori............ his twin hooks were no match!.

  next the us green berets fight the russian spetznaz.

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  I think it's a little dorky, I mean the outcomes are usually retarded and it's usually actually pretty simple to figure out who would win. The reason that warriors upgrade is because they will win. So if you have a warrior from the 1500's vs one from the 1600's well duh the one from the 1600's would win otherwise they wouldn't have changed to upgrade.

  Ie who wins knight or pirate... Duh the pirate wins! Otherwise you would have seen a bunch'a aholes in armor running around on boats you didn't so clearly the knight was a bad choice. I dunno it seems pretty simple to me.

  I thought the shaolin was the poorest choice ever that kung fu shit looks cool but it's USELESS in actual combat. Ask the boxer rebellion how well that crap works. It's jumping around made for TV garbage it would get you killed in a real fight.
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  apostacy....is it the unforgivable sin???

  by peaches in

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  do active witnesses consider apostacy the unforgivable sin????

  if not,,,,then what is the puniishment for being on this sight????

  just curious...thanks much....peaches.

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  I was told when I asked what the unforgivable sin was (so that I could do it so they would leave me alone) that only the anointed could commit it.