Stefanie................Your staring ....you must have one too?.........
Oh.......an another thing.....Dr Phil....what a southern wally !
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Green Thumb Friends. Grass question... (Lawn not "weed")
by Confucious inhey guys, .
just spent a small fortune because my front lawn got burnt up.
had to buy new sod.
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Does anybody realise the connection here ?
Green Thumb Friends. Grass question
Green Thumb is actually the name of a Company owned and run by JW's in the UK, they specialise in maintaining your garden lawn for a cost, on a quarterly basis i.e. a "Green Thumb" man will appear 4 times per year to sprinkle your lawn with treatment to make it grow and kill the weeds etc......
The original Green Thumb team was a father and son who "fell out", another Company was formed and is now in competition, its called Green Man......confused !
Anyway they work by selling a local franchise's for a given area .........usually bought by another JW (cost used to be around £20,000 each).
Last I heard it was also in the USA but under what name I don't know.
Just thought you may be interested
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Mulan ...no offense intended......my wife's got a fat arse too..........mmmmmmmm
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Their's are always bigger and better than ours...!
If they haven't done it....they're going to do it !
And if they're not going to do it, it isn't worth doing anyway !
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Oh ....and they've always got an answer for every thing............!
I was being nice !
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There's too many porker's with big arse's, I wonder why?
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Profound statement thread
by Brummie insomeone said this to me today ... .
"love is not a feeling, its an act of will".
i had never thought that through before.
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"Never trust a man with short legs.........brains too near his arse" - Noel Coward
"I don't even know what street Canada is on" - Al Capone
"If only he'd wash his neck, I'd wring it" - ?
My 2 favourites are from Winston C........
1) Lady Astor: Winston, if you were my husband I should flavour your coffee with poison.
Winston: Madam, if I were your husband I'd drink it
2) Bessie Braddock MP: Winston, your drunk !
Winston: Bessie, your ugly. And tomorrow morning I will be sober
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Profound statement thread
by Brummie insomeone said this to me today ... .
"love is not a feeling, its an act of will".
i had never thought that through before.
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Confucas say: "Lady who fly airplane upside down have crackup"
That must mean "Man who fly airplane upside down have cock up"............if I'm not mistaken ?
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Elder Pleads For Money For Local Needs Talk!
by minimus inmy mother was telling me how the elder went up on the platform and said how we can't pass donation plates around, we can't sell cookies or do bake drives, we pretty much can't beg for money.
then he said that at the risk of getting himself in trouble, it needed to be said that they don't know what they're going to do, but they need money and contributions.
my mother said that there are very few donating money and the congregation is in continual debt plus all the wealthier people have stopped going....i thought of metatron and knew he'd be delighted to hear another testimonial.
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Where there has been a need, Jehovah?s loyal servants have always responded generously. For example, in Moses? day, material things were needed to construct the tabernacle
Its only when you see post like that, you realise what a mug you'd been !
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Invitation To Americans To Find Fault With The British..
by Englishman in.
i thought we ought to even things up a little... go for it!.
no obscenities please.
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the Welsh and the Cornish are cousins.
Never heard that before, where did you here that from Celtic ?
The Brits are too reserved, never let their real feelings out ?