Invitation To Americans To Find Fault With The British..

by Englishman 145 Replies latest jw friends

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    I thought we ought to even things up a little..

    Go for it!

    No obscenities please.

    Thank you for your co-operation.

    Englishman.

  • DanTheMan
    DanTheMan

    I'll be the first to throw out the bad teeth cliche, just to get it out of the way.

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Well, Dan's off to a good start there.

    I agree, rotten teeth do look awful. However, mis-aligned or uneven teeth are not regarded as being of any importance over here as long as they are clean.

    Englishman

  • StinkyPantz
    StinkyPantz

    They talk funny .

  • jwbot
    jwbot

    I <3 the British.

    That is all.

    Can someone adopt me?

  • AlanF
    AlanF

    They like flat beer.

    AlanF

  • StinkyPantz
    StinkyPantz

    They drive on the wrong side of the street.

  • Lewis
    Lewis

    OK, I was never impressed with the food (but I was really let down by the French's offerings -- maybe I was expecting too much). And yes, you Brits should give the Elgin Marbles back to Greece ...

    but I really have had a good experience with people in the UK, very creative and edgy ... oh, I'll add I loved Ireland. So green and the people (that I met) were so friendly.

    Britain! The anchor of contemporary Western Civilization.

    ... and bad teeth? I thought the guests on the Jerry Springer Show had a monopoly on that.

  • MegaDude
    MegaDude

    They harp about "spinning" when playing a game of table soccer.

  • bigboi
    bigboi

    They could make it a little easier to take up residence there.

    I'm looking to make a trans-atlantic change of address.

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