Posts by hubert

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I feel sorry for all you poor bastards who have to go to the Memorial

by sinis in

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...because god knows i'm never, ever, going to set foot in there again!!

my wife asked me if i was going to the memorial tonight with her?

i said that i would rather fondle satans balls, stroke his shaft, and swallow the gravy before i go.... i'll be sitting at home tonight eating pizza and beer playing ps3 while you are all dressed up in uncomfortable clothes, listening to bullshit propaganda, and being love bombed....

hubert

Is it always this Thursday Mrs. Jones?

Hubert

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What is the best thing about getting old?

by I quit! in

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you can hide your own easter eggs..........

hubert

You don't sweat the small stuff. ie: If your shoes are scuffed, forgot to shave today, button missing, ect.

Hubert

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I feel sorry for all you poor bastards who have to go to the Memorial

by sinis in

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...because god knows i'm never, ever, going to set foot in there again!!

my wife asked me if i was going to the memorial tonight with her?

i said that i would rather fondle satans balls, stroke his shaft, and swallow the gravy before i go.... i'll be sitting at home tonight eating pizza and beer playing ps3 while you are all dressed up in uncomfortable clothes, listening to bullshit propaganda, and being love bombed....

hubert

Sinis, is it tonight for every congregation in the U.S.?

If so, what time does it usually start?

Hubert

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Anybody know about statutory rape - especially Illinois?

by jws in

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there's a 19-year old in the family (non-jw) who got his 16-year old girlfriend pregnant.

from what i can tell, that could be considered criminal sexual abuse in illinois with a potential sentence of up to a year in prison.. anybody know anything about this?

especially in illinois?.

hubert

There was a program on t.v. a while back similar to this case, where the girl was I think 17, and the guy was 19, and the parents of the girl pursued it in court, and the guy was put on the sex offender list because the parents wouldn't back down.

Hubert

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Best Memorial Invitation Ever

by Poztate in

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i walk past a house every day that has a cat litter box in the front porch.. for the last week a memorial invite has had the place of honor at the bottom of it.. did i mention the cat uses the box frequently..

hubert

Yeah, crapping on crap.

Double-crapping?

Hubert

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Can I bring my own stuff to the memorial?

by outofthebox in

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let's say i am an anointed one, but i don't like the taste of the crackers and wine the congregation got the last time.

can i bring my own wine and crackers to partake tonight?

yes or no?

hubert

IMPORTANT QUESTION.......

What time does the memorial start? I really need to know.

Thanks

edited to add: Is it tonight for all j.w.'s? ...... in (U.S.)

Hubert

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EMAIL ABOUT WITNESS FAMILY IN PLANE CRASH

by whereami in

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a real display of true christianity at work.. .

click on the link also!.

this says so much about our brotherhood!

hubert

Thanks for posting this, Whereami.

The j.w.'s really did give them a nice sendoff, even though they also did turn it into a sales pitch for the Watchtower.

It was also good of them to not charge for using the Hall.

It was bad that "The Theater" wanted to charge them for using theirs. It certainly didn't give a "good witness" for non-believers. Shame on them.(Of course, considering that this is a true version of what really happened).

Hubert

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I passed my test!!!!!!

by mouthy in

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thank god ( well i know all of you wont ) but i did !!!!!!.

in canada when you reach 80 you must have written tests to see if you should still drive .

then every two years after that....i will be 82 in may so i had to go for mine today .. i was so scared as we had so much snow today,i hate driving in the snow.. all my family ( grand kids >not jws) i am sure were hoping i wouldnt pass as they all.