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  Invisible Pink Unicorn's Nemesis????

  by Fe2O3Girl in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  since so many misguided people don't acknowledge the wonder, beauty and magnificence of the invisible pink unicorn, i was wondering if she has an opposite number?

  any deity worth it's salt ought to have, indeed has to have, an enemy to blame stuff on.

  any nominations?

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  googlemagoogle

  i hope you had a "sock" with you.
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  How I am dealing with "The Bible says you have to go to all the meetings!!"

  by Check_Your_Premises in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  here is the basic approach i am going to use.

  my wife is a newly dunked dub, and my kids have been hearing the propaganda for about 3 years now.

  i figured out it was a cult about 6 months ago.

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  googlemagoogle

  yeah, i would have also said "i don't see no 5 in this verse".
  
  another thing i would say is "the bible also says to sell everything you own and give the money to the poor".
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  Being pressured to goto meetings,

  by crankytoe in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  hi everyone, all i wanted was a bible study, now we're at the point where we read 2 chapters in knowledge book, and the discussion turns to how i forsaking the inciting with others to worship,(something like that).

  is there anything i can say to get them to accept that i'll go when/if i feel like going?.

  this past weekend, they kept asking me what obstacles were in my way, i said i haven't had time, they go yeah you say that but there has to be something else, .

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  googlemagoogle

  Q.: Is there any tactful way of getting them to back off?
  
  A.: back off.
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  My mother is annoying me, badly!!

  by Gill in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  my mother is seriously annoying me, now.

  i have never been a patient person and only ever put up with so much before i go out firing on all cylinders - 'the fiery latin in me' i'm afraid!.

  anyway, my mum wants me to 'study the bible properly' with my idiot elder cousin and his watchtower on legs wife.. these are the very people, who have shunned us with a vengeance for the last few years and who my parents asked permission from a couple of years ago, when they had a barbie, if these wonderful christians would be offended if we were invited, what with our being 'non meeting attenders'.. i said, if you want '.....' and '.....' to no longer be jws when i've finished with them then a study would be a great idea however, if you think you can change my view on the wtbts and the idiots who follow it then you've got another think coming.. we had a belter of a fight on the phone before 'she remembered' that she'd got eggs boiling on the stove!

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  googlemagoogle

  :-) yeah, that's fun.
  
  just be aware that moses counted israel... it's somewhere in numbers. but there's no need to tell 'em that.. ;-)
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  My mother is annoying me, badly!!

  by Gill in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  my mother is seriously annoying me, now.

  i have never been a patient person and only ever put up with so much before i go out firing on all cylinders - 'the fiery latin in me' i'm afraid!.

  anyway, my mum wants me to 'study the bible properly' with my idiot elder cousin and his watchtower on legs wife.. these are the very people, who have shunned us with a vengeance for the last few years and who my parents asked permission from a couple of years ago, when they had a barbie, if these wonderful christians would be offended if we were invited, what with our being 'non meeting attenders'.. i said, if you want '.....' and '.....' to no longer be jws when i've finished with them then a study would be a great idea however, if you think you can change my view on the wtbts and the idiots who follow it then you've got another think coming.. we had a belter of a fight on the phone before 'she remembered' that she'd got eggs boiling on the stove!

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  googlemagoogle

  it's one of my fav stories, because it raises so many questions... lol
  one time it's satan tempting, one time it's jehovah.. they got something in common.
  
  
  1 Chronicles 21
  
  1 And Satan proceeded to stand up against Israel and to incite David to number Israel.
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  5 Jo´ab now gave the number of the registration of the people to David; and all Israel amounted to a million one hundred thousand men drawing sword, and Judah four hundred and seventy thousand men drawing sword.
  6 And Le´vi and Benjamin he did not register in among them, because the king’s word had been detestable to Jo´ab.
  7 Now this thing was bad in the eyes of the [true] God, and so he struck down Israel.
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  11 Accordingly Gad went in to David and said to him: “This is what Jehovah has said, ‘Take your pick,
  12 whether for three years there is to be a famine; or for three months there is to be a sweeping away from before your adversaries and for the sword of your enemies to overtake [you], or for three days there is to be the sword of Jehovah, even pestilence, in the land, with Jehovah’s angel bringing ruin in all the territory of Israel.’ And now see what I should reply to the One sending me.”
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  14 Then Jehovah gave a pestilence in Israel, so that out of Israel seventy thousand persons fell.
  
  
  
  
  
  1 And again the anger of Jehovah came to be hot against Israel, when one incited David against them, saying: “Go, take a count of Israel and Judah.”
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  9 Jo´ab now gave the number of the registration of the people to the king; and Israel amounted to eight hundred thousand valiant men drawing sword, and the men of Judah were five hundred thousand men.
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  13 Accordingly Gad came in to David and told him and said to him: “Should there come to you seven years of famine in your land, or three months of your fleeing before your adversaries, with them pursuing you, or the occurring of three days of pestilence in your land? Now know and see what I shall reply to the One sending me.”
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  15 Then Jehovah gave a pestilence in Israel from the morning until the time appointed, so that out of the people from Dan to Be´er-she´ba seventy thousand persons died.
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  My mother is annoying me, badly!!

  by Gill in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  my mother is seriously annoying me, now.

  i have never been a patient person and only ever put up with so much before i go out firing on all cylinders - 'the fiery latin in me' i'm afraid!.

  anyway, my mum wants me to 'study the bible properly' with my idiot elder cousin and his watchtower on legs wife.. these are the very people, who have shunned us with a vengeance for the last few years and who my parents asked permission from a couple of years ago, when they had a barbie, if these wonderful christians would be offended if we were invited, what with our being 'non meeting attenders'.. i said, if you want '.....' and '.....' to no longer be jws when i've finished with them then a study would be a great idea however, if you think you can change my view on the wtbts and the idiots who follow it then you've got another think coming.. we had a belter of a fight on the phone before 'she remembered' that she'd got eggs boiling on the stove!

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  googlemagoogle

  jehovah sent satan to tempt david to count his armed forces, although jehovah forbid david to count them. so david counted them. in the effect jehovah sent a disease to kill some 70,000 israelites.
  
  hmmm... that's why they give their reports?
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  What Are Things That You Do NOW That You'd NEVER Do As A Witness?

  by minimus in

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  googlemagoogle

  Watch cartoons and masturbate
  
  which cartoons in particular turn you on most?
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  Invisible Pink Unicorn's Nemesis????

  by Fe2O3Girl in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  since so many misguided people don't acknowledge the wonder, beauty and magnificence of the invisible pink unicorn, i was wondering if she has an opposite number?

  any deity worth it's salt ought to have, indeed has to have, an enemy to blame stuff on.

  any nominations?

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  googlemagoogle

  Still aint seen an invisible pink unicorn, though
  
  duh! our lady unicorn (peace be unto her) is invisible! what did you expect?
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  HOW MANY SECRET APOSTATES ARE THERE IN CONGREGATIONS?

  by badboy in

  1. jw
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  any ideas?

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  googlemagoogle

  you obviously haven't read this years "secret apostates in congregations" report.
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  Invisible Pink Unicorn's Nemesis????

  by Fe2O3Girl in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  since so many misguided people don't acknowledge the wonder, beauty and magnificence of the invisible pink unicorn, i was wondering if she has an opposite number?

  any deity worth it's salt ought to have, indeed has to have, an enemy to blame stuff on.

  any nominations?

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  googlemagoogle

  you obviously haven't heard of the blue oyster (of doom) yet. maybe you're even being misled by him.