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  Photos from Philly Brunch!!!

  by Funchback in

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  jaden, flower, slipnslidemaster, and mrs. badwillie.

  jaden, flower, and mrs. badwillie .

  flower, mrs. badwillie, and badwillie's backside .

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  Thanks Funch... they came out nice!
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  Is that a candy bar in your pocket...or are you just glad to see me!

  by badwillie in

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  check it out, from abcnews.com:.

  november 7, 2001featured servicesrelationshipsshoppingdownloadswirelessinteractvideo & audioboardschatnews alertscontact abc .

  does size matter?

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  here's the link : http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/WolfFiles/wolffiles155.html
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  Is that a candy bar in your pocket...or are you just glad to see me!

  by badwillie in

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  check it out, from abcnews.com:.

  november 7, 2001featured servicesrelationshipsshoppingdownloadswirelessinteractvideo & audioboardschatnews alertscontact abc .

  does size matter?

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  Check it out, from ABCNEWS.com:
  

  November 7, 2001 FEATURED SERVICES RELATIONSHIPS SHOPPING DOWNLOADS WIRELESS INTERACT VIDEO & AUDIO BOARDS CHAT NEWS ALERTS CONTACT ABC

  Does size matter? Sex experts tell men it doesn't. But condom companies say they need to know the length and girth of their customers to make sex safe ? and pleasurable. Penis Survey Comes Up Short Recent Studies Revise Average Length of the Male Organ By Buck Wolf Men of the world, rejoice! The average length of an erect penis is shorter than you probably think. STORY HIGHLIGHTS The Critical Girth The Weird News Roundup A study by Lifestyles Condom Co. shows that the average length of a male sex organ is 5.877 inches ? which might comfort men who previously thought they were less than average. "The Kinsey Sex Report and other penis size surveys have indicated that the length of the penis is 6.2 to 6.4 inches," says Simon Joseph, a spokesman for Lifestyles. "Our results show that about three-quarters of men fall under the average quoted by Kinsey." "A half-inch or less might not have anything to do with how you perform sexually, but it might make a difference in how you feel about yourself." According to the survey, about two-thirds of the 300 college-aged men ranged from between 5.1 and 6.2 inches. This is the actual size of a Starbucks grande coffee. Please note that a grande is actually a medium. A vente is the large size. (ABCNEWS.com)

  For those of you who don't like to deal in raw numbers, at 5.877 inches, the average penis is about the size of a Nestle Butterfinger candy bar (unwrapped) or a grande (medium) cup of coffee at Starbucks (with the sip lid). Most men vary in size between a Twix bar and a Peter Paul Mounds (with the wrapper extended).

  When Alfred Kinsey did his groundbreaking research in the mid-1940s, researchers simply gave men stamped postcards. Each one simply held a postcard against his erect penis, marked how long it was, and slipped the results in the mail.

  "They never had to hold a ruler against themselves," says Kinsey spokesman Jennifer Bass.

  Measuring an erect penis is no easy matter. Kinsey, Masters and Johnson, and various urology groups have been satisfied with either letting the men do it themselves or with surveys of a few dozen volunteers.

  But condom companies need more accurate measurements for the best-fitting products ? even if sex experts assure us that size doesn't matter. Lifestyles says it did the largest and most accurate measure of penis size ever just three weeks ago. Company representatives went to Cancun, Mexico, at the heart of spring break, hoping to get 1,000 guys to drop their trousers, get aroused, and let a team of nurses measure them individually.

  The guys got to go into a private tent outside Daddy Rock nightclub, where they found girlie magazines and other items to put them in the mood. Then came the doctor and two nurses. Each penis was measured by two of the four nurses.

  "It was a highly professional operation," said Dr. Francisco Ordonez, who supervised the research. "The nurses wore disposable latex gloves and the men were all good-humored and well-behaved."

  It's amazing what some college guys on spring break will do for some free T-shirts, condoms and other prizes. The researchers thought holding the testing in such an environment, where guys tended to cluster in bunches, would help get true variety.

  "In other tests, guys responded individually, and perhaps only guys who were proud of their penis size would respond," says Joseph. "In this test, we thought peer pressure would help coax guys who wouldn't ordinarily do such a thing into doing it."

  Still, when it came time for measuring, about 25 percent of the guys weren't up to the job and had to face a little humiliation in the name of science.

  Ordonez and his team had to be satisfied with 300 respondents. That's far fewer than they hoped for. But it's nearly twice as many as a similar study in Brazil last year, which had similar results.

  The Importance of Girth

  "It's absolutely important that we have the best information to make the best-fitting condom," said Carol Carrozza, Lifestyle's vice president of marketing. "If a condom is too tight, it constricts circulation. It's uncomfortable, and it reduces sensitivity. If it's too loose, that's dangerous."

  Candy and various items mentioned in The Wolf Files, illustrated here for the sake of comparison. (ABCNEWS.com) Carrozza says the circumference of the penis ? otherwise referred to as girth ? is often more important than length when new condom sizes are considered. "Because of the way condoms unroll, it's really not the case that they are not long enough."

  According to the study, the average erect penis had a girth of 4.972 inches. About 75 percent of men were between 4.5 and 5.5 inches.

  "We already have a larger condom," says Carrozza. "What our research shows is that 17 percent of erections measured under 4.5 inches, and there might be a market for that."

  Of course, once again, the frail male ego comes into play, and while condoms come in large, studded, ribbed and flavored varieties, you don't see small or petite or narrow models. We'll just have to see what kind of circumlocution the marketing folks come up with.
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  Here's to you, Mr. Eight-Hour-Publisher-Man...

  by Funchback in

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  reeeeeal men of geniusss...

  here's to you, mr. eight-hour-publisher-man (mister eight-hour-publish-uhhh).... you knock on doors every saturday at 10:00 am knowing that you will only be greeted by a barking dog or a slamming door (slammed shut right in your faaace!)....

  you loyally and consistently get your eight hours per month in except for those months when the big guy upstairs blesses you with a 5-weekend month (but you're happy when it's only fourrr).... you will never be an elder.

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  ..so here's to you...even when you get laid off from work..you still get only those 8 hours.
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  What Is The Stupidest Rule You've Encountered As a Witness?

  by minimus in

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  one rule that i never could understand is that if you were studying with an unbelieving husband, you could associate with him, even as couples, but if a person was considered a "weak" witness, it was best to avoid any association until that person changed......what dumb rule or belief comes to your mind??

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  Can't join the gym at the YMCA. Stupid!
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  I'm New Here.... Part 2

  by ZeroKool29 in

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  so, i got home from my tryst and sure enough, everyone knew all the details.

  so a judicial comittee was set up.

  i was accused of coercing a happily married woman to drive 8 hours to spend 4 days with me in various hotel rooms all at her husband's expense.

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  Well written (not at all incoherent). Thanks for sharing your life with us. We all need some support here as we are all in various stages of recovery from cult membership.
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  Liquor/Mixed Drink survey

  by dustyb in

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  ok, i've done the beer survey, now its the mixed drinks survey.. i personally like the 4 horseman (1/4 jack 1/4 rum 151, 1/4 everclear, and 1/4 tequila).

  it'll put you on your ass quick.

  i also like a good bull buster (yager w/ red bull).

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  Enjoyed some orange vodka on the rocks last night. really warns you up on a cold northeastern night.
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  Beer survey

  by dustyb in

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  what brand of suds does everyone drink here?

  i personally enjoy good ole' bud light.

  but if i have to be cheap i do sacrifice taste for quanity and buy keystone ice (ack).

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  Labatt Blue ..... smooth, crisp, no aftertaste at all, plus no headaches!
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  First JW Commercial Seen

  by 95stormfront in

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  so, i'm sitting in front of the tube surfing through channels, and i come upon the tail end of a jw commercial whose tag line is "love builds happy families", and i'm thinking, only if you submit to wt brainwashing.

  once on the inside, if you choose to leave, you'll really begin to see the "love" jws are all about.. i guess with dwindling membership and their much ado about nothing house to house "ministries" bringing no new blood in, they're taking a recruiting cue from christendom.

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  It was just post 9/11 and I saw one of their Ads running here in the Philadelphia viewing area. It was a disgusting play on the fear of terrorism and uncertainty. It was definitely a WTS ad - the voiceover at the end said - "brought to you by The Christian Cong. of Jehovah's Witnesses" - it was the last spot aired during the Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
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  Netflix anyone?

  by DanTheMan in

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  this outfit is spending boku $$$ on internet advertising, as i see banner ads & pop-ups advertising their service everywhere i surf.. anybody use it?

  is it worth the $20/month?

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  Nevermind...just found the answer: Question

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  Does Netflix offer different rental plans and monthly rates?
  How do I change my rental membership?
  
  
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  Netflix does offer different rental plans to suit the needs of our customers.

  The standard plan is unlimited rentals with 3 movies out at one time. Available plans include:

  • Ultimate - 8 movies out at a time for $39.95, and
  • Plus - 5 movies out a time for $29.95
  • Standard - 3 movies out a time for $19.95
  • Economy - 2 movies out at a time (limit: 4 rentals per month) for $13.95.

  You may change your account status anytime by clicking on the Upgrade or Downgrade Membership link in Your Account.

  Any changes to your service will take effect at the start of your next billing date. Until that time, your Netflix membership will remain unchanged.