Dear useless Ape with multiple amount of keys and mop:
The only reason I am writing/replying to your so-called excuse for handling my property, is because it will bring me much amusement.
With great surprise, you still have a 8th grade reading/writing level, it just makes it so much easier to communicate back and forth.
I am glad you were able to remind my son by showing him that it is ok for one to steal a car and move it into a position of illegal parking. Although, it was quite clever of you to take the matter in your own hands, were a parking ticket wouldn't be issued. Stealing and beating the system isn't how I "intend" to raise my children. I am not sure how you like to raise your latch key delinquentes, but it isn't the way I do things in my humble abode.
I for one would be very happy for you to use my car, solely to clean and polish it up. I do like that "New Car" smell. If you ever have that urge - please by all means do so.
Sincerely, Concerned Parent