Posts by whyamihere

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Quick dinner recipes...

by codeblue in

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ok...this chef is running out of ideas....anyone here have some "really, really, good, quick dinner recipes"???.

codeblue

whyamihere

Mc Donalds

Pizza Hut

Taco Bell

They all have great ideas!

There is this one easy dish I know of but more of a side in the summer!

One box of spaghetti noodles

One bottle of Italian Dressing (your fav)

Crab meat or imitation crab meat(cheaper)

Red onion

Cucumber

Cook the noodles and put into a container dump all the dressing over it mix it up! Then put into fridge over night. After that cut onion and crab meat and cucumbers mix all of it together. If wanted or needed you may want another bottle of dressing!

Its sooooooo good!

Brooke WI

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Masturbation reduces risk of prostate cancer?

by melmac in

source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm .

men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation, researchers suggest.

they say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly.

whyamihere

If thats true.....I will never have Prostate Cancer! Yay!

Oh nevermind I guess I don't have a prostate. Do I have Gonads?

Is there a cream you can apply? Love you Nancy!

Brooke WI

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When do we become Mature?

by whyamihere in

ok i was at the doctors office with my son and is hernia problem.

well as the dr was telling me that he needed surgery and was trying to explain what he was going to do and how it will be done just so i would know what going on with my kid.

as i sit there and he is explaining things to me he uses the word "gonad"!

whyamihere

Ok I was at the Doctors office with my son and is Hernia problem. Well as the Dr was telling me that he needed surgery and was trying to explain what he was going to do and how it will be done just so I would know what going on with my kid. As I sit there and he is explaining things to me he uses the word "Gonad"! Yes I was shocked because the only time I hear that is when there is a joke or a sexual term. I thought I was dying inside and I put my head beind my sons and started to giggle. I could not contain myself it got louder and louder as the Dr was still talking I was laughing and tears were coming down my face. I felt so dumb but couldn't help it. I had to bite my lip and keep shut. When he fianlly left I was laughing so hard my husband said my god whats wrong with you in a joking manner. Will I ever mature?

Does anyone have stoires like that?

Brooke WI

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What is Mankind's Greatest Mystery?

by Blueblades in

is it the mind / body riddle?

or, the material brain / and consciousness.

what to you is mankind's greatest mystery?.

whyamihere

Real Nice Nancy! I can't believe you like him. Is it the nose?

Anyway Mankinds Greatest Mystery!

1. Why are we here?

2. How did we get here?

3. How did I get to be so good looking?

Brooke WI

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Didn't It Irritate You That "The Friends" Had To Know All Of Your Business?

by minimus in

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jehovah's witnesses are a nosy bunch.

they watch to see if anyone might be offending another person's conscience.

they listen for any negative comments that could bring "reproach on jehovah's name".

whyamihere

I remember once a woman who wasn't in the "Truth" was telling a sister that her husband who was is going off Duck Hunting soon and she will miss him because he will be gone for so long.

Well that nosy sad almost lesbo sister ran to the "Elders" and told him that he is abandoning his wife and child. Then the elders told him that he was wrong to leave his wife and tried to counsel him for it. Well his wife thought that they were all nuts and all she said was she was going to miss him and thats it. Well he never went back nor did his kid. The last time I saw him he was smoking a cigar in a bar his brother owned! I thought it was awesome!

Do you all think I should go to the "Elders" and tell them what I saw?

Brooke WI

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My grandson's letter to Santa.............hilarious, a must read

by Mulan in

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our eldest grandson wrote this letter to santa this week.

dear santa,.

i want my own pet godzilla.he needs to be ten stories hyi want him to be alivecan he also breathe fire?i also want him to swimand i want him to obey me.

whyamihere

Thats funny we wished for the samething!

Brooke WI

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Just for Fun! Your Santa's Helper Name

by heart2heart in

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very cute and fun!

find out your "santa's helper name" and email it to your friends and family for a laugh!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/derby/fun_stuff/christmas/santas_little_helper_names.shtml.

whyamihere

I am Naughty and Never Nice!

Brooke WI

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Simpsons Season 5 Coming Out Tomorrow!

by Nancy Drake in

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i didn't know this was coming out!.

finally figured out what i'm getting myself for christmas!

whyamihere

I don't know if he is still in school. Sad huh? All I know that he finds people on the street and asks them to protest with him!

He is so weird he makes me run and hide!

Brooke....ps I love you Nancy!

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What happens when the faithful and discreet slave die off?

by JustTickledPink in

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i am a bit fuzzy, but i always remembered that the "faithful and discreet slave" were the annointed members of the governing body and that they were led by jehovah god.... of course according to the wts.. now, as they get older and other wts corporations have been formed and the president of the wts himself isn't of the "annointed" then what happens when the "annointed" governing body members who represent the "faithful and discreet slave" die off?.

where is the intermediatary between the regular jw's and jehovah?

what will happen to the light that kept getting brighter?

whyamihere

The world will turn Black.....animals will begin to speak...and Hillary Clinton will become president!

Brooke WI

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Simpsons Season 5 Coming Out Tomorrow!

by Nancy Drake in

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i didn't know this was coming out!.

finally figured out what i'm getting myself for christmas!

whyamihere

Nancy,

That is so funny! I have not watched the Simpsons since I was a kid. Remember Roger? Meowwwww!!!!? If you do I remember once in school he came up to me and asked me if .....I like the Simpson's? I told him yes I did. He told me they were bad and vulgar and if I would like to join him in a protest against the Simpsons. He is so crazy! He walks around at night and happens to pass my house on his walks. He is sooooo weird! When I do see him I run in the house with the kids!

Brooke WI