Our eldest grandson wrote this letter to Santa this week. It's the best I've seen yet:
Dear Santa,
I want my own pet Godzilla.
- He needs to be ten stories hy
- I want him to be alive
- Can he also breathe fire?
- I also want him to swim
- And I want him to obey me
Your friend, C*****
Merry Christmas, and HO HO HO