I know of an account servant stealing some of the WWW money. BAD account server.
I guess it just depends on the area, but here in LA I've never been to a KH that had windows and I've been to quite a few.
Sweetp0985
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Why Don't They Have Windows???
by Sweetp0985 in.
this may be a question that has been answered millions of times but i've seen it in alot of posts lately.. why don't the kh have windows?
what is their bible-based answer for this one?
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Believable Or NOT!!!!
by Sweetp0985 ini don't know about everyone else but i just want to get these stories of godly/demonic intervention out of my system.
hope it doesn't bore you but some are a good laugh now but i truly believed them and some i still believe.. 1. don't open that cabinet- one day my dear step mother was cleaning the kitchen and needed something out of a cabinet that was rarely used.
there was a plastic cake dish that makes this very audible noise when trying to close it(lil cheap cake from winn dixie).
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I don't know about everyone else but I just want to get these stories of Godly/demonic intervention out of my system. Hope it doesn't bore you but some are a good laugh now but I truly believed them and some I still believe.
1. Don't Open That Cabinet- One day my dear step mother was cleaning the kitchen and needed something out of a cabinet that was rarely used. There was a plastic cake dish that makes this very audible noise when trying to close it(lil cheap cake from Winn Dixie). Well in the midst of her getting a chair to stand on to get into this cabinet, with no one else in the kitchen but her, she says every time she went to reach to go into the cabinet the cake dish would move. So she investigated and made sure it was closed so that she wouldn't hear the sound again. Once again when she reached for the cabinet the cake pan moved. So in a total piss-in-your-pants moment (not her exact words but she was scared out of her mind) she was able to find some lottery tickets which were for my JW dad that he had hid in a very high place. B**tch turned my dad in to the elders. The action after that is another story. BELIEVABLE OR NOT!!!
2. Diving Bird- There was a guy in the KH nieghborhood that was known for being a drunkard. One day this drunkard ventured in the KH while the little pioneer sisters were getting their territory together for field service that day. This day there happened to be no brothers going out to preach Jehovah's word and this drunk man was in there. The little scared sisters started praying to Jehovah for help. The drunk man started playing the piano that was there and wouldn't leave. One of the smart sisters was going out the door and in flew 2 birds that attacked the man and drove him out of the KH. Boy did those lovely sisters have a story to tell to the other sisters and brothers. BELIEVABLE or NOT!!!
3. Don't Partake of those Emblems- During the memorial a apostate/Non-JW (I forgot exactly which one it was) was trying to partake of the bread, and every time he would try to lift the bread off the plate, the plate started shaking uncontrollably and he couldn't pick it up. Jehovah was stopping him from partaking. BELIEVABLE or NOT!!!
4. Speaking In Tongues- There was brother "Elder" that was doing bad elder things that he was keeping in secret. He was giving a talk one day and started speaking in tongues. He didn't realize he was speaking in tongues because he thought he was speaking normal. But everyone else in the KH that day heard him speaking in tongues. After further investigation brother "Elder" had been living a double life and the demons made him speak in tongues. BELIEVABLE or NOT!!!
5. Demonic Video Games/Pictures- Borrowed a game from my cousin. Step mother put it outside because she kept hearing weird noises and said demons were in the house because of the game. Little non-JW gave me a picture of her and step mother heard noises again so picture was put outside. BELIEVABLE or NOT!!!
6. Don't Conduct A Bible Study With People that are Demonic- While conducting a bible study with a lady that had demons in her house. People could be heard talking in the back of the house but no one was there with them. Also pages could be heard flipping when they knocked on the door but the lady was outside in the back and no one else was in the house. (They must have had supersonic ears) BELIEVABLE or NOT!!!
7. My Husband is Bonking a Cat- Little JW sister notices her cat has been walking funny. Takes cat to the vet and vet reveals that cat has been penetrated by something non-catlike and rhymes with venus. Woman is very distraught and I forget exactly how she finds out but her husband had been sexing the cat. Now why didn't Jehovah let the faithful sister know what was going on? BELIEVABLE or NOT!!!!
That's all the wildest ones I can think of right now. I know it's hard to believe but all of these were the most memorable stories I could remember being told while I was in JW-land. Do you have any interesting stories to add?
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Why Don't They Have Windows???
by Sweetp0985 in.
this may be a question that has been answered millions of times but i've seen it in alot of posts lately.. why don't the kh have windows?
what is their bible-based answer for this one?
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Maybe it's just a US regulation then...hmmmm
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Why Don't They Have Windows???
by Sweetp0985 in.
this may be a question that has been answered millions of times but i've seen it in alot of posts lately.. why don't the kh have windows?
what is their bible-based answer for this one?
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Sweetp0985
This may be a question that has been answered millions of times but I've seen it in alot of posts lately.
Why don't the KH have WINDOWS? What is their bible-based answer for this one?
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Sweetp0985
hey xenawarrior that's the frog from one of my fav cartoons with Daffy Duck....awww the memories
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Sweetp0985
Next they'll be getting "new light" about celebrating other holidays. Such as Mother's Day/Father's Day
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Sweetp0985
Am I the only one that has nightmares about how on the last day of the assembly everyone (well almost everyone) the "good" lil dubs would make the mad dash to the broom/trash bag "brothers" to help clean up on the last day. I used to hate that.
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Not to ruin the fun party but Xena posted:
here's a pinata....cause we ain't no stinkin JW's anymore and we can have one now!
woohoo...
The dubs say they can play with pinatas now. They are a matter of conscience along with birthday parties. SO it's ok for them to have a pinata at a B-day party....WOOOHOOOO....
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Any dealings with car dealers out there
by barry inive been in the business of buying a new car.
most dealers have been ok to deal with but one bloke acted like a right clown.
i asked him for a quote, i could tell he wasnt going to better the price i had much at all but offering me very little over the quote i already had, in fact in a very short time he had the price above the price of a compeditor and i was having to pay $600 more for the color i wanted, and to top it all off if i didnt make the deal then and there the deal whould have to be completly negotiated again.
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Sweetp0985
I just purchased a 2004 Scion Xa earlier this month it was a pleasant experience. With the new Scion's whatever is on the sticker is what you pay + taxes of course. But there is no trying to get the dealer to drop the price or them trying to add more to it and then have you thinking you getting a good deal when they are really just subtracting what they already juiced the price up to.
Go Get a SCION!!! Mines is soooo cute.. and the gas milege is priceless, especially right now with gas being 2 bucks a gal.
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Do you let spiders live in your home?
by Elsewhere in.
i have one or two little spiders that i noticed living in my home... but i don't get rid of them hoping that they will keep the other bugs out.. does anyone else do this?.
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Sweetp0985
I have a personal little contract with all bugs EXCEPT roaches.
Don't get on me and I'll leave you alone. So as long as they stay in their lil personal space I won't bother them. But if they get on me. SPLAT!!!!!
I guess it isn't really binding tho' because they can't sign it....
I've also had this weird phobia that if I kill a bug EXCEPT for roaches that all bugs like bees have this little bug smell they emit when squashed and then all their lil buggy family will come and attack me. I know bees only do this when the hive is attacked or something but in my mind all bugs have this so I try my best not to kill them...