So, Bookey, you have an educated donkey, huh? That's pretty tallented! Maybe your donkey found your pants? I never got shunned for what I wore - I was raised "right". I was, however, shunned because I married into the "wrong JW family". I left the trough shortly after that.
BrendaCloutier
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Has anybody seen my pants?
by Bookey inhey folks, .
i changed this topic and decided to write a more humorous question.
i wasn't sure how much is allowed on the comical side, but after reading some other posts i see that i am not the only wise ass here.. well, tonight my nba team plays game 5 of catch up and get ahead of the dallas maverages!
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Were you allowed to take sex education in school, when raised a JW?
by free2beme inwhen i was in my freshman year, they had us take a half semester of sex education and another one was drivers education.
the sex education class taught good stuff for a young teen to know, especially if they were in families who were kind of lax about teaching what needed to be know.
as an example, one girl in our class actually asked if you could get pregnant the first time and another asked if the pulling out method was as good as a condom.
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BrendaCloutier
Yes! Thank gawd. The only real sex ed I got. What I got from my mom was "do you understand what your responsibilities to your husband are?" a couple days before I got married.
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Name a rock band that describes the JW's...
by TresHappy in.
real or not.... i say "twisted scripture"
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BrendaCloutier
Knock 3 times
I hear you knocking (but you can't come in!)
They're coming to take me away!
Johnny Demon(ized)
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Name a rock band that describes the JW's...
by TresHappy in.
real or not.... i say "twisted scripture"
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Fool on a hill = Fool on a stoop
All Along The Witchtower
Loosing my religion
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Grand Climax
by mouthy indon't know if you knew this or not - they have a new study aid called "bible teach".
and guess what they will be studying come january 2007!
the revelation book - it's grand climax at hand!
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BrendaCloutier
I never liked either the Daniel Book nor the Revelations Book. Boooor-rinnnggggg!
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The Seamstress (lol)
by BrendaCloutier inone day, a seamstress was sewing while sitting .
when she cried out, the lord appeared and asked, .
"my dear child, why are you crying?
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ONE DAY, A SEAMSTRESS WAS SEWING WHILE SITTING
CLOSE TO A RIVER AND HER THIMBLE FELL INTO THE RIVER.
WHEN SHE CRIED OUT, THE LORD APPEARED AND ASKED,
"MY DEAR CHILD, WHY ARE YOU CRYING?"
THE SEAMSTRESS REPLIED THAT HER THIMBLE HAD FALLEN
INTO THE WATER AND THAT SHE NEEDED IT TO HELP HER
HUSBAND IN MAKING A LIVING FOR THEIR FAMILY.
THE LORD DIPPED HIS HAND INTO THE WATER AND PULLED
UP A GOLDEN THIMBLE SET WITH PEARLS.
"IS THIS YOUR THIMBLE?" THE LORD ASKED.
THE SEAMSTRESS REPLIED, "NO."
THE LORD AGAIN DIPPED IN TO THE RIVER. HE HELD OUT A
SILVER THIMBLE RINGED WITH SAPPHIRES.
"IS THIS YOUR THIMBLE?" THE LORD ASKED AGAIN.
THE SEAMSTRESS REPLIED, "NO."
THE LORD REACHED DOWN AGAIN AND CAME UP WITH A
LEATHER THIMBLE. "IS THIS ! YOUR TH IMBLE?" THE LORD ASKED.
THE SEAMSTRESS REPLIED, "YES."
THE LORD WAS PLEASED WITH THE WOMAN'S HONESTY
AND GAVE HER ALL THREE THIMBLES TO KEEP, AND THE
SEAMSTRESS WENT HOME HAPPY.
SOME YEARS LATER, THE SEAMSTRESS WAS WALKING
WITH HER HUSBAND ALONG THE SAME RIVERBANK, AND
HER HUSBAND FELL INTO THE RIVER AND DISAPPEARED
UNDER THE WATER.
WHEN SHE CRIED OUT, THE LORD AGAIN APPEARED AND
ASKED HER, "WHY ARE YOU CRYING?"
"OH LORD, MY HUSBAND HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER!"
THE LORD WENT DOWN INTO THE WATER AND CAME UP
WITH MEL GIBSON. "IS THIS YOUR HUSBAND?" THE LORD
ASKED.
"YES," CRIED THE SEAMSTRESS.
THE LORD WAS FURIOUS. "YOU LIED! THAT IS AN UNTRUTH!"
THE SEAMSTRESS REPLIED, "OH, FORGIVE ME, MY LORD.
IT IS A MISUNDERSTANDING. YOU SEE, IF I HAD SAID 'NO' TO
MEL GIBSON, YOU WOULD HAVE COME UP WITH TOM CRUISE.
THEN, IF I SAID 'NO' TO HIM, YOU WOULD HAVE COME UP WITH
MY HUSBAND, AND HAD I THEN SAID 'YES' YOU WOULD HAVE
GIVEN ME ALL THREE. LORD, I'M NOT IN THE BEST OF HEALTH
AND WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO TAKE CARE OF ALL THREE
HUSBANDS, SO THAT'S WHY I SAID YES' TO MEL GIBSON."
THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS:
WHENEVER A WOMAN LIES,
IT'S FOR A GOOD AND HONORABLE REASON,
AND IN THE BEST INTEREST OF OTHERS.
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A True Friend (LOL)
by BrendaCloutier in1. when you are sad -- i will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. when you are blue -- i will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. when you smile -- i will know you finally got laid.
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1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass*.
This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.
Remember.......A good friend will help you move.....a REALLY good friend will help you move a body.......let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth. -
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Cannabis vs Alchohol and Other Man Made Pharmacuticals
by OpenFireGlass inwell for starters i do have a prescription for cannabis (insomnia / depression).... why would i want to take pharmacuticals for insomnia/depression?
i mean, what if i get prescribed/addicted to a pill, that one day i might not be able to afford?
(if you/i grow cannabis it's more/less free)... now the moral issue... who is more likely to beat the shit out of their kids?
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Dan, some people are highly sensitive to MJ, or are even allergic to it. You may well be one of "those".
I like this analogy: A drunk will speed and run a red light. A stoner will have a difficult time keeping up with the speed limit, stop at a stop sign and wait for it to turn green!
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Does anyone have experience with SYNESTHESIA?
by Nathan Natas in.
i had a very interesting discussion with a genius friend of mine not long ago about the subject of synesthesia.
if you have personal or professional experience with synesthesia, drop me a line.synesthesia - a sensation produced in one modality when a stimulus is applied to another modality, as when the hearing of a certain sound induces the visualization of a certain color..
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I read in the news a couple years back how those who see colours when they hear say that Compact Disk digital technology does not produce nearly as vivid visuals as Vinyl, which produces the best.
So, does that mean that vinyl produces better sound?
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Cannabis vs Alchohol and Other Man Made Pharmacuticals
by OpenFireGlass inwell for starters i do have a prescription for cannabis (insomnia / depression).... why would i want to take pharmacuticals for insomnia/depression?
i mean, what if i get prescribed/addicted to a pill, that one day i might not be able to afford?
(if you/i grow cannabis it's more/less free)... now the moral issue... who is more likely to beat the shit out of their kids?
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Oh yeah, one more item: The human body has many MANY cannabis recepters in the brain and throughout the digestive tract. My question to both the Bible Thumper and Evolutionist who discredit cannabis with this:
If we as humans are not supposed to use cannabis, why do we have receptors that set off all kinds of possitive physical responses when triggered?