matthew says that judas hanged himself, while the writer in acts says that he fell and his guts spilled out.
both of these accounts cannot be true.
either one is, or neither is, and this means that the bible is not error-free.
He hanged himself, then a passing bus hit him off the tree and he tumbled down a hill where he was dashed to peices in a bathtub that had just had a plugged-in hair dryer fallinto it and then a stray bullet passed through the tub and shot him thru the head.
-Dan
this is, i must admit, a most confusing board to negotiate.
however, i happened upon a fledgling project by a mr. bboyneko which appears to provide an excellent entree into the un issue.. http://www.bboyneko.com/jw/.
lionel
Kenny, i am doing the graphics for some friends, I dont have anything to do with the content, the actual site will have more content and working links. i had uploaded that to the server so the creator of the content could see it herself.
Thanks for the compliments! The links will all be to scanned documents, not re-typed. When it is uploaded to its real server I will let everyone know, thanks!
-Dan
i have not followed very many threads of late, so if someone has already made the same observations i'm about to make, i apologize for my redundancy.. .
i admit it: i'm part of a highly secretive, highly elite group.
(we have to drink two quarts of fresh yak blood and get a tattoo of a pentagram on our butts as part of of the initiation.
mmmmmm..bic mac
i have not followed very many threads of late, so if someone has already made the same observations i'm about to make, i apologize for my redundancy.. .
i admit it: i'm part of a highly secretive, highly elite group.
(we have to drink two quarts of fresh yak blood and get a tattoo of a pentagram on our butts as part of of the initiation.
Julie, I bet you can't order a big mac at mcdonalds without punching the poor mcdonalds guy in the face for putting the pickles on the wrong way.
i have not followed very many threads of late, so if someone has already made the same observations i'm about to make, i apologize for my redundancy.. .
i admit it: i'm part of a highly secretive, highly elite group.
(we have to drink two quarts of fresh yak blood and get a tattoo of a pentagram on our butts as part of of the initiation.
Cygnus! Go to your room! And don't come out until your ready to apologize to Farkel. ;)
( http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=13530&site=3
.. http://www.bboyneko.com/jw/
Its a work in progress and I am only in charge of the graphics and design.
:)
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he sleeps funny sometimes.
i think he might be demon possesed or something.
awwwwwwwwwwwwww
it's completely crap!
but hilarious too - i entered the keywords 'faith' and 'religion' and this is what it gave me!!!.
http://www-cs-students.stanford.edu/~esincoff/poetry/jpoetry.html.
My hairy Balls
Blank clouds swirled above My Hairy Balls like a flame
Listless, helpless, but never yelling
It beat down upon the snail;it looked like a smashed piece of toast.
It spun out of the tank, a trail of level thistle following.
Motorcycles are larger than sea cows, likewise a brain is better than nothing.
A ball of wax or a masculine deer is the key
Hope for you is not a morning dove, rather a mourning jungle
Even as it flees, My Hairy Balls turns to see the benzene ring chasing it into the sanctuary
So deal not with this once thy glorious surfer chick.
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he sleeps funny sometimes.
i think he might be demon possesed or something.
Any of your cats open closed doors? Mine tries for hours and if the handle were like what you guys use in england instead of the circular doorknobs we have here I think he could open it easily.
Poor Style, he is scared to death of squirrels. This morning he was staring out the window onto the porch petrified because there was a squirrel there munching on a nut.
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he sleeps funny sometimes.
i think he might be demon possesed or something.
Princess, have you seen the cartoon 'HOME MOVIES' on Cartoon Network? It's hilarious...anyway last night they had an episode where the kitty died because it had rabies..they had to put it to sleep.
The vet's like 'well, for the kids we just call it 'making cotton candy' Then the priest at the funeral was like 'We mourn the loss of miss kityy, many loved her dearly. But think of all the money you will save in cat food! But when a loved cat dies, then it is a time to think of other things..like getting a new kitty kityy.'
It was hilarious at the time. Im really sorry about your cat and I'm sure you made him or her very happy while living with you.
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Our cats are apostate cats so ours are better.
