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  Q.F.R SEPT 15 WT

  by JEMIMAH in

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  did any one else enjoy the info in the questions from readers.

  sept 15 wt (not).

  see if you can pick out the contradiction in terms.. cheers jem

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  bboyneko

  Yeah rob lowe is FLAWLESS close-up..he is a god-like man and it is scary.
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  Double Dare Triple Dare!!!

  by Utopian Reformist in

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  would anyone like to have some fun?

  this may take some work and boring preparation, but the results are priceless.. go the kh, and pick up as many subscription forms as possible.

  open your hometown white and yellow pages, (if you have 1000's of forms) and begin subscribing everyone!.

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  bboyneko

  That hilarious!!!!!! It's a good idea.
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  Q.F.R SEPT 15 WT

  by JEMIMAH in

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  did any one else enjoy the info in the questions from readers.

  sept 15 wt (not).

  see if you can pick out the contradiction in terms.. cheers jem

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  bboyneko

  Does the Society allow anonymous subscriptions, like can I jus send them my adress without a name and some money and get a subscription? Do they offer gifts for subscribing, like a 'Got Truth?' t-shirt or something?
  -Dan
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  OK, it's party time!!

  by ozziepost in

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  well not quite, but would you like to come to a bbq?.

  next sunday, near sydney (the olympic city).

  say around mid-day to start.. we could have a great time sharing experiences, no i don't mean the type you get first up each day at a district convention!

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  bboyneko

  I wanna go but flying to australia is expensive. Can a governing body member who may be reading this post please cut me a check so I can go? Thanks
  -dan
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  Awake september 8, 2001

  by TheHighPriest in

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  awake september 8, 2001 page 20-21. the bible's viewpoint.

  did god condone the slave trade?.

  the real question should be "did god condone slavery?".

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  bboyneko

  The ancient Jews were a very cruel and evil people. Their god was equally cruel and evil. They commited genocide, slaughtered children and women, in 1samuel 15 i beleive they are told to have killed 'sucklings' insuinating babies still breast feeding..and then god gets pissed because they spared some cattle!!! There was that one time whassisname took several hundred philistine foreskins to pay for a wife..I mean good lord! Ouch. Just about every king talked about in the old testament was corrupt and evil. They certainly do not seem like chosen people to me. Also the whole 'there is no forgiveness without blood' thing is crazy. In order to forgive, god needs blood??? Why do we, as imperfect humans, find forgiving without blood quite easy? God even found the smell of burnt animals to be pleasing. I do too but its called a bar-b-q.

  -Dan
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  Ecourage You Know to try for G.B membership!

  by D wiltshire in

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  if you were to encourage you know to present himself to the governing body for membership there in.. what would you say to swell up his head?.

  even if they were lies about his abilities, i think he would beleive it because he is very very haughty.. a haughty person is easy to fool especially if you appeal to there ego, so what would you say to him to get him to committ a kind of jw hari kari by seeking to recommend his own self to the gb.. i bet it won't take much to get him started down that road.. any got some lines to feed you know?.

  :-)

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  bboyneko

  What if You Know had a get together and invited Fred Hall and Dunsscot to play poker and Fred felt it was wrong to play with real money and Duns felt it was OK.

  I think Fred Hall would eat the cards and cough up a hairball on duns and then dunscot would becomereally sick and possibly throw up on youknow and youknow would become irritaed and be like 'Is this anyway to treat the annointed? Your vomiting on me just proves that I am on jehovahs side since I am being persecuted, Ive taken worse abuse than this etc etc' and then dunscot would become bored so hed fall asleep and then fredhall would scratch youknow's leg and then youknow would go on another speech and then fredhall would also become bored and circle a spot a couple of time before fallin asleep with his furry head tucked under his arm and then youknow would get mad that they fell aslepp so hed take a marker and draw little faces all over them and then hed go to sleep too. Thats what I think would happen anyway.
  -Dan

  Oh yeah, Youknow does indeed need to apply for GB membership. I will sign a petition that would put him in the running.
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  THE MASTER OF DECEPTION

  by You Know in

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  this is a piece i posted on h20 some time ago.

  it was so well-recieved at the time that i thought i would repost it here for your enjoyment.. ______________________________________________________________________.

  the uninitiated reader of course naturally assumes that satan would be the master of deception, but in actuality, while he is the malevolent arch-deceiver, jehovah is actually the master.

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  bboyneko

  You Fool, don't you realize Satan reads this forum. You have just royally screwed up the whole plan. Now, we are doomed.

  I resent being called Satan
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  HELP!!- JT asked to become a MASON!

  by JT in

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  i have been searching the net for some excellent sites on the masons.

  this past weekend we went down to nc for a wedding and my wife and i broke the news to our nonjw family that we were no longer involved with jw.

  i could not believe the open arm welcome my uncle and aunt were almost in tears- they told us we have seen you come home each yr from the main office in ny and then you got married and you would come home and we wanted to say something about the jw but you seemed to be so well respected by the local jw - whenever we would tell folks that our newphew was up in ny- the jw would get all excited- they told us they thought it was so sad for i only made $90 a month.

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  bboyneko

  Anyone seen the simpsons episode making fun of the masons? It has Patrick Stewart as a guest voice. It's very funny.

  The Stone Cutters' Song
  The Simpsons

  Who controls the British Crown?
  Who keeps the metric system down?
  We do, we do.
  Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
  Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
  We do, we do.
  Who holds back the electric car?
  Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
  We do, we do.
  Who robs cave fish of their sight?
  Who rigs every Oscar night?
  We do, we do!
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  U.N. Change Proves WT is a Fraud

  by metatron in

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  it is apparent that the watchtower society has been busy making.

  some doctrinal changes regarding the united nations in bible.

  prophecy.

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  bboyneko

  Yeah they placed a full-page ad in the wall street journal, not cheap at all and very political.
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  THE MASTER OF DECEPTION

  by You Know in

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  this is a piece i posted on h20 some time ago.

  it was so well-recieved at the time that i thought i would repost it here for your enjoyment.. ______________________________________________________________________.

  the uninitiated reader of course naturally assumes that satan would be the master of deception, but in actuality, while he is the malevolent arch-deceiver, jehovah is actually the master.

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  bboyneko

  You Know,
  Thanks for posting this. Its the best thing I have ever read.

  Wow.

  I too, am in awe..I beleive I will print out the essay and blow it up to aproximatley 10 feet by 35 feet and place it outside my house. Thank you.

  -Dan