If you were to encourage You Know to present himself to the Governing Body for membership there in.
What would you say to swell up his head? Even if they were lies about his abilities, I think he would beleive it because he is very very haughty.
A haughty person is easy to fool especially if you appeal to there ego, so what would you say to him to get him to committ a kind of JW Hari Kari by seeking to recommend his own self to the GB.
I bet it won't take much to get him started down that road.
Here's my encouragement for YouKnow to become a GB member:
YouKnow, remember that "sister" who found out who you were and threatend to turn you in to your elders and she meant it, so you left H2O for a long time? There is your reason to become a GB member. Nobody will have any control over you. Instead, all will hang on your every word and consider all that you say as spiritual food. If anyone disagrees with your opinions, others won't hesitate to tell them that they are disagreeing with God himself! Sounds good, eh?
I hear ya! If we are lucky.....ooppsa daisy...I mean fortunate enough to keep this on top, YouKnow might post his own reasons why he should be a GB member. The WBTS don't seem to pay any attention to the anointed such as YouKnow, even though they teach as doctrine that the anointed make up the faithful and discreet slave. I think YouKnow should give them hell!
You Know has been trying to rise above his junior member status of the faithful and discreet slave class for years. I think the problem is that he has not reached the official false prophecy quota yet...but as all of us know he is continuing to work on that.
What if You Know had a get together and invited Fred Hall and Dunsscot to play poker and Fred felt it was wrong to play with real money and Duns felt it was OK. What Scripture would You Know use to settle the argument.
